View Full Version : MORE funny pictures!!
Matrix Nov 23, 2001, 10:52 AM Moving right along. ;)
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/BadSanta.jpg
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/Smirnoff.jpg
Mikoyan Nov 23, 2001, 12:34 PM Midgetball
DaEezT Nov 23, 2001, 12:40 PM Maybe it's to complex for me but why close a thread because it has 200 replies?
DaEezT Nov 23, 2001, 12:41 PM Sure you did!
DaEezT Nov 23, 2001, 12:43 PM A bit more MS bashing :D
DaEezT Nov 23, 2001, 12:45 PM :crazyeyes
Juize Nov 23, 2001, 05:00 PM DaWeeZelT, Could you edit those pics a *cough, cough* BIT smaller size?
Exspecially that 'suddenly everything clicks' pic is way too large.
Make smaller pictures with Irfanview, for example.
Mikoyan Nov 23, 2001, 05:28 PM More nasty old buggers...
scorch Nov 24, 2001, 10:04 PM OMFG!!! that use linux one is so ****ing funny. I LOVE that pic!
GenghisK Nov 25, 2001, 11:56 AM And then what do you think about that version of Linux ad? :D
GenghisK Nov 25, 2001, 12:00 PM Was sent those ones:
http://www.ifrance.com/genghisk/Halloweenblam.jpg
http://forums.civfanatics.com/image_uploads/colon.jpg
http://www.top10humour.com/images/jamaica.jpg
http://forums.civfanatics.com/image_uploads/babytoker.jpg
isn't the last one is cute/hilarous... A 420 baby :D
.:KNAS:. Nov 25, 2001, 04:49 PM how bout this one
Sixchan Nov 25, 2001, 05:27 PM /me crosses legs.
Matrix Nov 25, 2001, 06:07 PM Originally posted by Sixchan
/me crosses legs. Ha! You're a guy! :p
Anyway, humanity is experiencing a healthy evolution:
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/Evolution.jpg
jc011 Nov 25, 2001, 06:24 PM :lol: That has got to hurt!! :crazyeyes
GenghisK Nov 25, 2001, 06:40 PM Good and cheap Skud launcher tech anyway ;)
Matrix Nov 25, 2001, 08:17 PM If you wanna know why he actually did it...
http://shredderinc.com/users/matrix/WTCd.jpg
http://shredderinc.com/users/nofxrules/osama_smokeem.jpg
Mikoyan Nov 26, 2001, 04:11 AM Originally posted by Juize
Tala engelska, det är inte snäll tala svenska på en engelska forums.
Tackså mycket.
Hmpf! The nerve of some people!
Anyway, here's Lemmy from Motörhead doing a nice gesture.
Matrix Nov 26, 2001, 08:52 AM Wow, that dude really has a weird outfit. ;)
http://shredderinc.com/users/matrix/WTCe.jpg
Matrix Nov 26, 2001, 09:01 AM This picture was originally Dutch and it wasn't a Canadian, but a Belgian attack, so that Americans get the idea as well. ;)
Mikoyan Nov 26, 2001, 10:48 AM Wow, that dude really has a weird outfit.
Really? Look at this then, it is from his private cellar collection, i think it is kind of a fetisch for him...
Mikoyan Nov 26, 2001, 10:53 AM Originally posted by Matrix
This picture was originally Dutch and it wasn't a Canadian, but a Belgian attack, so that Americans get the idea as well. ;)
Heh, heh.
They have done similar pics in sweden.
"Norwegian Terrorist attack!, Casualties: 1"
Sixchan Nov 26, 2001, 11:57 AM Ha! You're a guy! :p
Am I? I might just have a good idea of what that feels like! Remember my picture? Mabye I've done it to some guys?
Although, I still haven't said which person in the picture represents me.
Matrix Nov 27, 2001, 01:43 PM Damn, you got me questioning again. http://www.straland.com/images/smilies/undecided.gif
Well, anyway, I got some other pictures here. :D
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/DummyBush.jpg
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/OsamaXP.jpg
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/HijackingSabena.gif
(If you don't understand the last one, Sabena was a Belgian airplane company that recently went bankrupsy. In effect some planes stayed on the ground while tickets were already sold.) ;)
The Balrog Nov 30, 2001, 05:21 AM Originally posted by Mikoyan
Really? Look at this then, it is from his private cellar collection, i think it is kind of a fetisch for him...
Ohhh i see youve included somthing that Sixchan can enjoy :lol:
GenghisK Nov 30, 2001, 09:05 AM Hem, I was sent a pic by a naughty friend and I don't dare to post it here. It's a man doing a node with his, errr, hem, his huh, well you know what i'm talking about. No kidding, I still wonder how he could do such a thing with his... thing!
duke o' york Nov 30, 2001, 09:46 AM noeud translates as knot in English!
Matrix Nov 30, 2001, 11:19 AM Zip it, then attach it. Then people don't have to look at it.
I don't know what you mean. What's "to do a node"? :o
duke o' york Nov 30, 2001, 11:38 AM See my post above.
To do a node means to tie a knot in his "member", with a bit of translation from Genghis' French. :D
Sixchan Nov 30, 2001, 11:44 AM Ohhh i see youve included somthing that Sixchan can enjoy
That's not QUITE what I'm in to.
drake Nov 30, 2001, 02:33 PM The best one is that toyota one. Stupid hooters bimbo hahah:)
They got her good!
Matrix Nov 30, 2001, 02:53 PM Originally posted by duke o' york
See my post above.
To do a node means to tie a knot in his "member", with a bit of translation from Genghis' French. :D
http://www.straland.com/images/smilies/jawdrop.gif :vomit:
Ok... GenghisK, never mind about attaching. :p
The Balrog Nov 30, 2001, 07:26 PM Originally posted by Sixchan
That's not QUITE what I'm in to.
Well you ALMOST implied it, i said earilier
Its sick with all the rope whips and leather and then you said What is wrog with rope whips and LEATHER!
GenghisK Nov 30, 2001, 11:56 PM I told you Matrix, doing knot on your shoes is easy but doing the same thing with your... "thing" is much harder. Damn friend, I wonder where he found that pic. If you want it I can email it to you but no way posting it here! :)
And damn, today he sent me an enclosed movie of a guy doing a "cigar" to himself. Pfewww. Weird :D
scorch Dec 01, 2001, 06:28 AM send me it
scorch@xtra.co.nz
GenghisK Dec 01, 2001, 10:44 AM ...
TheDuckOfFlanders Dec 01, 2001, 10:00 PM WOW that guinea pig has quite a stamina.Most men would get a hartattack after 10 times.I think he must have been really dehydrotaded (lost a lot of water) after all his work.
Anyway ,been there ,done that ,and no not with guinea pigs. ;)
Brave little animal ,youre an exampel to us all. :goodjob:
animepornstar Dec 02, 2001, 01:41 AM the hero of the day
DaEezT Dec 02, 2001, 06:05 AM ...
DaEezT Dec 02, 2001, 06:14 AM that cat go murder in it's eyes!
The Balrog Dec 02, 2001, 07:54 AM Originally posted by DaEezT
that cat go murder in it's eyes!
Yeah, i think if that guy washing it also tied a red ribbon around it's neck the cat would attack him like the Rabbit from monthy python's flying cirkus!
Matrix Dec 03, 2001, 10:24 AM Got some more...
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/DogMonica.jpg
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/SantaPlane.jpg
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/TwinDive.jpg
Mikoyan Dec 03, 2001, 10:30 AM Lookit this!:crazyeyes
Matrix Dec 03, 2001, 05:17 PM http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/SantaGates.jpg
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/IE.gif
The Balrog Dec 03, 2001, 05:22 PM Hehehe!
Mikoyan Dec 03, 2001, 05:24 PM OK, this was'nt so funny but anyway:crazyeyes
Darkknight Dec 03, 2001, 08:47 PM hmmm...
Matrix Dec 04, 2001, 08:33 AM http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/NuclearCleaner.jpg
Mikoyan Dec 04, 2001, 08:37 AM :lol:
Sixchan Dec 04, 2001, 11:44 AM Well you ALMOST implied it, i said earilier
Its sick with all the rope whips and leather and then you said What is wrog with rope whips and LEATHER!
Nothing wrong with THAT. But when did I say I was into Nazi uniforms? That's just ain't my thing.
The Balrog Dec 04, 2001, 12:14 PM Well i only "just" discovered that it was a Nazi one. I thought it was pure leather. So if we look away from the Nazi symbols and the hitler youth knife, then it is something you can enjoy:D ?
Matrix Dec 04, 2001, 07:34 PM http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/HackerBaby.gif
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/DragDrop.jpg
animepornstar Dec 06, 2001, 09:54 AM http://www.dwyl.net/I_love_cum.jpg
Zwelgje Dec 06, 2001, 10:00 AM :D
The best ever!!!
(we could use some translation for the rest of the ad though....)
animepornstar Dec 06, 2001, 10:29 AM we would like as many trees as possible to live - even after xmas.
we have therefore chosen to not send any christmas cards even this year. we wants to instead with these lines wich our customers, suppliers and other involved a
merry christmas and a happy new year!
locum
the host for the treatment
Mikoyan Dec 06, 2001, 10:57 AM :lol:
Asbra! That was so rad!
Zwelgje Dec 06, 2001, 11:04 AM It's getting better and better. The guys didn't even realize what they were doing! I thought it was just some kind of joke of some porn-company or something.....:)
Matrix Dec 06, 2001, 12:32 PM That was a very subtle and good one. :lol:
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/WhatYouWant.gif
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/JunkMail.jpg
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/YouVeGotMale.gif
Matrix Dec 07, 2001, 08:06 PM Ooo... :eek:
Well, I got a question for ya:
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/WhyDoMenDieYounger1.jpg
The answers are on the next page. ;)
Matrix Dec 07, 2001, 08:07 PM http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/WhyDoMenDieYounger2.jpg
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/WhyDoMenDieYounger3.jpg
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/WhyDoMenDieYounger4.jpg
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/WhyDoMenDieYounger5.jpg
Cunobelin Of Hippo Dec 08, 2001, 12:53 AM But what a nice way to go! :lol::lol::lol:
GenghisK Dec 08, 2001, 06:53 AM didn't know pachyderms had such good taste :D mmm, maybe chatting with the unmatched almighty Mongol leader did enlighten his brain :p:D
CurtSibling Dec 08, 2001, 08:48 PM Originally posted by Mikoyan
Really? Look at this then, it is from his private cellar collection, i think it is kind of a fetisch for him...
Ugly Lemmy alert!
The Third Reich's standards must be really slipping!
:lol:
CurtSibling Dec 08, 2001, 08:56 PM :lol:
Mikoyan Dec 09, 2001, 04:38 AM Originally posted by CurtSibling
Ugly Lemmy alert!
The Third Reich's standards must be really slipping!
:lol:
:lol: , good to see you again in the colosseum, Curt!
I find that picture quite amusing.
'Iron Laiden', :lol:
Mikoyan Dec 10, 2001, 01:56 PM Naughty swedish energy drink
Matrix Dec 10, 2001, 05:55 PM http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/DogArt.jpg
Mikoyan Dec 11, 2001, 05:21 AM Spunkmeyer :crazyeyes
Mikoyan Dec 11, 2001, 11:47 AM Even more rude food.
http://dazbert.co.uk/rudefood/food/gaytime.jpg
http://dazbert.co.uk/rudefood/food/bimbo.jpg
Sorry, minor fault adjusted. :D
The Balrog Dec 11, 2001, 12:02 PM *cough* SPam *Cough*
Mikoyan Dec 11, 2001, 01:33 PM What, hippie?
animepornstar Dec 11, 2001, 01:37 PM mikoyan, din fjortis, you can´t create links to your own harddrive.:rolleyes:
Mikoyan Dec 11, 2001, 01:44 PM Well sorry, norrlänning. ;)
Globber Jan 01, 2002, 12:01 AM ROTFLMAO.... butchered translations: www.engrish.com
http://www.engrish.com/images/goodpot.jpg
http://www.engrish.com/images/Hate.jpg
http://www.engrish.com/images/carrotgame.jpg
Mikoyan Jan 03, 2002, 10:20 AM Boy, i feel threatened...
jomey Jan 03, 2002, 10:37 AM C:\WINDOWS\TEMP\yoga.jpg
You need to post them to an internet site that allows hosting of pictures or use the attach file function that comes with this Forum. Linking to files on your hardrive will NOT work.
- PaleHorse76 -
nevermind, Juize explained it. Wow. Juicy was of use to the board!
Apollo Jan 03, 2002, 03:30 PM On my screen those last three posts my jomey had nothing in them but little red x's inside boxes. Is there another format you can post those in so they can be seen?
jomey Jan 03, 2002, 05:58 PM hmmm!!! They seemed ok earlier today.. I'll mail them to you and see if you can upload them.
Juize Jan 03, 2002, 06:02 PM You have to ATTACH file if you wanna it from your computer...
jomey Jan 03, 2002, 06:24 PM Thanks Juize.. Well here goes again
jomey Jan 03, 2002, 06:27 PM I assume that you can only do 1 file at a time.
Becka Jan 06, 2002, 09:39 PM Hope this works.
Watch out for headless men; they don't know where they're going...
http://www.dumbwarnings.com/pictures/signs_headless.jpg
I love irony...
http://www.dumbwarnings.com/pictures/signs_shooting.jpg
I don't know; I don't want to know...
http://www.dumbwarnings.com/pictures/toys_goku.jpg
jomey Jan 08, 2002, 03:53 AM ...
darkChild Jan 08, 2002, 06:40 PM :lol: this thread is awesome...
dannyevilcat Jan 08, 2002, 07:13 PM Sorry, no X-mas this year :)
CurtSibling Jan 08, 2002, 07:54 PM Originally posted by dannyevilcat
Sorry, no X-mas this year :)
Whoa!
That's one of those guys from the the 'Hunting' thread on Off-topic!
I hope he's going to eat everything he hunts!
:lol:
woke25 Jan 10, 2002, 12:24 PM :)
Globber Jan 10, 2002, 06:16 PM I wish I had that remote!!!
Mikoyan Jan 11, 2002, 04:56 PM Apparently, i live in a limp willy:
Becka Jan 11, 2002, 07:17 PM Originally posted by Globber
I wish I had that remote!!!
:rolleyes:
GenghisK Jan 12, 2002, 01:16 PM Hehe, sensitive ladies reading these posts ;)
Becka Jan 12, 2002, 03:09 PM Originally posted by GenghisK
Hehe, sensitive ladies reading these posts ;)
Feels like I'm the only one. The others are smart enough to stay away. :p
GenghisK Jan 12, 2002, 03:16 PM Smart enough or shy enough? :D That's the question :)
Lefty Scaevola Jan 12, 2002, 05:25 PM Originally posted by Becka
The others are smart enough to stay away. :p
They are at my place.
Becka Jan 12, 2002, 05:32 PM Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
They are at my place.
:lol:
But now I feel left out. :satan:
duke o' york Jan 14, 2002, 08:23 AM You go to Lefty's too then! I'm sure he'd be delighted to have you. Who knows - you two could go through the Civ 3 General Discussions forum and laugh at spelling mistakes.
GenghisK Jan 14, 2002, 12:25 PM Originally posted by Becka
But now I feel left out. :satan:
mmm (having seen Shrek yesterday) sounds like a poor princess left and forgotten on an isolated tower :)
Come back Becky, I was kidding...
---------
Genghis K. Member of the Lefty's wise-smartmen club.
Becka Jan 14, 2002, 12:39 PM Originally posted by GenghisK
mmm (having seen Shrek yesterday) sounds like a poor princess left and forgotten on an isolated tower :)
Come back Becky, I was kidding...
---------
Genghis K. Member of the Lefty's wise-smartmen club.
If I wasn't alone, would I be here? :satan: :groucho: (Just can't stop using the satan smilie.)
Matrix Jan 15, 2002, 05:17 AM I think it's time for some more funny pictures...
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/DuckShoots.jpg
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/UnattachedMouse.jpg
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/LordOfTheRings.jpg
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/HaveYouSeenTheCat.jpg
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/PeeingSnowman.jpg
jomey Jan 15, 2002, 05:52 AM ;)
GenghisK Jan 15, 2002, 06:35 AM He he :D I'm pretty sure the Miss will enjoy. Some of them aren't wrong, I must admit... Don't ask me which ones :D Unless you insist...
jomey Jan 15, 2002, 06:53 AM Go on GenghisK. I dare you :p
:o My favorite's the ATM :o
Matrix Jan 15, 2002, 07:24 AM What does ATM mean?
My favorite is mascara...
jomey Jan 15, 2002, 08:02 AM What does ATM mean?
Cash machines where you can withdraw money from your account/credit cards
damunzy Jan 16, 2002, 11:50 PM Originally posted by Matrix
What does ATM mean?
My favorite is mascara... Also called MAC s in the area that I live in, but that name seems to be fading out. I think MAC means Money Access Center, but don't hold me to it!
damunzy Jan 17, 2002, 12:04 AM Basketballs?!?!
http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport3.jpg
and another ball problem!
http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/sport14.jpg
Atleast these guys are hiding their balls!
http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/oops2.jpg
and finally the answer! They do not!
http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/oops5.jpg
http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/oops9.jpg
http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/oops15.jpg
damunzy Jan 17, 2002, 12:16 AM Anti-Microsoft:
http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/comp3.jpg
Anti-AOL
http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/comp5.jpg
Anti-Mac?
http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/comp7.jpg
More Anti-MS
http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/comp10.jpg
damunzy Jan 17, 2002, 12:22 AM http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/road1.jpg
Anti-Cop
http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/road5.jpg
Anti-Husband
http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/road6.jpg
Anti-Driver!
http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/road7.jpg
Heaven and Hell
http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/road9.jpg
Talk about a name change!
http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/road14.jpg
Some messed up road signs
http://www.anyfun.net/pics/pics/road16.jpg
Ohwell Jan 17, 2002, 02:22 PM That AOL one is f***ing funny! :lol:
damunzy Jan 21, 2002, 04:29 AM Come on! This thread cannot just die, where the heck is GenghisK?
Matrix Jan 21, 2002, 05:40 AM I might have some new pictures soon.
PaleHorse, about that sperm picture: the words "let's face it" is does the trick really well! :lol:
Becka Jan 21, 2002, 09:38 AM Originally posted by GenghisK
He he :D I'm pretty sure the Miss will enjoy.
This Miss sure did. :cooool:
jomey Jan 21, 2002, 10:38 AM Found this in my archives
jomey Jan 21, 2002, 10:46 AM Rejected Hallmark Cards
jomey Jan 21, 2002, 10:47 AM This ones for Becka - Rejected Hallmark Cards
jomey Jan 21, 2002, 10:51 AM and even more Rejected Hallmark Cards
GenghisK Jan 21, 2002, 12:20 PM My horsy asked me:
Come on! This thread cannot just die, where the heck is GenghisK?
Well, I'm here :D
GenghisK Jan 21, 2002, 12:22 PM Well I've got a lot of funny pics but since there's a Miss lurking here ;) I can't post them though... So let's just stick with normal funny things.
GenghisK Jan 21, 2002, 12:23 PM Forgot to translate...
It meant something like : we drive you home...
GenghisK Jan 21, 2002, 12:26 PM Got plenty of them, i'll post 5 per days only... not to look like a spammer :)
And finally well, hem, I'll go on with the most decent dirty pic I have. As usual, special dedicated to Miss B. :D
Now, ladies, please don't call me all the day. I'm busy enough... Thanks a lot for your cooperation.
Becka Jan 21, 2002, 01:17 PM Originally posted by GenghisK
And finally well, hem, I'll go on with the most decent dirty pic I have. As usual, special dedicated to Miss B. :D
Now, ladies, please don't call me all the day. I'm busy enough... Thanks a lot for your cooperation.
How...classy. :cooool: ;)
GenghisK Jan 25, 2002, 04:28 AM Thanx for the compliment ;) Sorry if i was late replying, i don't get notification any more :( and i'm quite busy. Anyway...
GenghisK Jan 25, 2002, 04:30 AM That was the moto for men. Now it's for women. I'm not dedicating this to any miss in particular ;):D I promise... It's for everybody. ;)
animepornstar Jan 25, 2002, 12:40 PM http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/abuse.jpg
http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/31flavors.jpg
http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/adminspotting.gif
http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/agile.jpg
http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/american.jpg
GenghisK Jan 27, 2002, 07:32 PM ...
GenghisK Jan 27, 2002, 07:34 PM MMmm, this guy looks like Corn ;)
GenghisK Jan 27, 2002, 07:47 PM Dedicated to the Pachy. As you could notice it I did some "picture processing" on the strategic parts of people anatomy :D since there may be young members, or worse, ladies, reading that ;)
animepornstar Jan 30, 2002, 01:15 PM problary the greatest matador ever:
http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/bullflip.jpg
http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/budbillboard.jpg
http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/bloodydick.jpg
http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/2600.jpg
http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/tacobell.jpg
darkChild Feb 01, 2002, 05:23 PM hehe these are awesome, keep em coming...
my favorite it stilll "fack you man" though... :lol: :goodjob:
sorry i dont have any new ones yet.. im looking though.
animepornstar Feb 01, 2002, 09:57 PM http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/bwhore.jpg
http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/catass.jpg
http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/busted.jpg
http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/cartpusher.jpg
http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/cdkey.jpg
http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/clowning.jpg
animepornstar Feb 01, 2002, 10:04 PM http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/gayprom.jpg
http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/cisco.jpg
http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/crazy.jpg
http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/chix.jpg
animepornstar Feb 01, 2002, 10:06 PM is this eminem?
http://www.fazed.net/humor/images/eminem.jpg
GenghisK Feb 02, 2002, 03:44 AM ...
GenghisK Feb 02, 2002, 03:46 AM .
GenghisK Feb 02, 2002, 03:48 AM This is my personal and private jet.
GenghisK Feb 02, 2002, 03:51 AM yum.
Black Fluffy Lion Feb 02, 2002, 09:12 AM thought I would post one of my favourite anti-Word pictures :D
http://members.iinet.net.au/~smurf/gallery/gallery2/word.gif
GenghisK Feb 02, 2002, 05:30 PM How does a blond print a word document? Nobody?
I do...
The Balrog Feb 02, 2002, 05:55 PM http://www.dinmor.dk/gallery/taliban.jpg
animepornstar Feb 02, 2002, 08:00 PM civfanatics server:
Ohwell Feb 02, 2002, 08:34 PM Hope this works... I love that Fedex and UPS one!
Comfortable...
http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/comfort.jpg
animepornstar Feb 05, 2002, 02:30 AM i wonder how it was before the put up this sign.
animepornstar Feb 05, 2002, 02:31 AM yummy
animepornstar Feb 05, 2002, 02:32 AM once again, what a mess there must have been before they put up this sign.:D
animepornstar Feb 05, 2002, 02:34 AM i´m sure pikatchu liked this
animepornstar Feb 05, 2002, 02:35 AM msword, a useful tool
GenghisK Feb 06, 2002, 01:17 PM tchin tchin...
G-Man Feb 08, 2002, 08:51 AM Actually the one saying "Don't shoot the natives" is funnier in it's origial meaning. It says "sea level"...
animepornstar Feb 08, 2002, 09:34 AM :lol: yes, it was better in that way.
dtziouf Feb 10, 2002, 10:15 AM :love:
Beam Feb 10, 2002, 12:49 PM How can multiple pics be put in one post. Can't get the IMG button to work for me?
Attachment deleted, please check the Matrix version a few posts down.
Matrix Feb 10, 2002, 05:04 PM Beammeuppy, don't you have an original non-moving picture of that? I think that's much funnier. This is...stupid; it's just morphed.
Anyway, I've got some pictures myself. Like this one of Santa of last Christmas. He really had a hard time. Next time, don't ask so many presents, guys! :nono:
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/TiredSanta.jpg
In some bathrooms nothing's allowed. :(
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/Bathroom.jpg
Beam Feb 10, 2002, 05:10 PM It is the first time I see it moving, anyway let me check and edit the post!
Tot kijk!
Matrix Feb 11, 2002, 10:37 AM Animation Shop is bliss...
http://www.straland.com/images/Dump/LionLunch.jpg
Jeetje, de aanstroom Nederlanders houdt maar niet op. ;)
Beam Feb 11, 2002, 11:18 AM Originally posted by Matrix
Animation Shop is bliss...
Jeetje, de aanstroom Nederlanders houdt maar niet op. ;)
Thnx matrix,
I did not have the opportunity yet to de-animate it.
Het wordt inderdaad drukker met landgenoten!
damunzy Feb 13, 2002, 06:21 PM Hey! What's with all this Swedish, or whatever the hell it is. Let the rest of us in on the joke. Does Jeff = Beammeuppy?
Beam Feb 13, 2002, 06:34 PM Originally posted by PaleHorse76
Hey! What's with all this Swedish, or whatever the hell it is. Let the rest of us in on the joke. Does Jeff = Beammeuppy?
I would not dare to spoil someones lunch :lol: :lol:
And the language is the language you would have spoken had we kept New Amsterdam!
Here is another Beam:
damunzy Feb 13, 2002, 10:20 PM Oh, that is horrible!
The Balrog Feb 14, 2002, 02:53 AM Forget this one
The Balrog Feb 14, 2002, 02:55 AM Mr Laden's mother.
Beam Feb 14, 2002, 03:55 AM Originally posted by PaleHorse76
Oh, that is horrible!
To much for your eyes or imagination :confused: :lol:
DaEezT Feb 14, 2002, 02:22 PM The text says:
Hello Honey, I found the disk you've been looking for so desperately.
DaEezT Feb 14, 2002, 02:23 PM It's all in your mind ;)
DaEezT Feb 14, 2002, 02:24 PM Why I like math so much :goodjob:
DaEezT Feb 14, 2002, 02:28 PM no comment :p
DaEezT Feb 14, 2002, 02:31 PM And the last one for today:
It should already be well known ... but what the hell :)
Apollo Feb 14, 2002, 04:43 PM Originally posted by DaEezT
The text says:
Hello Honey, I found the disk you've been looking for so desperately.
LOL :rotfl:
Obviously a very computer-savvy wife. :D
GenghisK Feb 14, 2002, 05:07 PM Shall we call that a magnet? ;)
The Balrog Feb 15, 2002, 10:42 AM I believe in this
http://buckaroos.homestead.com/files/crack.jpg
GenghisK Feb 16, 2002, 03:44 PM really....
GenghisK Feb 16, 2002, 03:48 PM Another naughty pic, not for kids :)
GenghisK Feb 16, 2002, 03:51 PM Okay ok, a last one... just for fun :)
GenghisK Feb 16, 2002, 03:56 PM .
Becka Feb 17, 2002, 04:55 PM Originally posted by GenghisK
Another naughty pic, not for kids :)
GENGHISK!!!!! :mad: That was absolutely obscene! I mean, some kind of food vendor in a MOVIE THEATRE?!
GenghisK Feb 17, 2002, 05:09 PM No need to get mad, after all I spent my time warning people... Plus, it's only a cartoon...
Apollo Feb 17, 2002, 07:17 PM Originally posted by Becka
GENGHISK!!!!! :mad: That was absolutely obscene! I mean, some kind of food vendor in a MOVIE THEATRE?!
That's not a food vendor, its just somebody who really loaded up on snacks before coming in to watch the "show".
Becka Feb 17, 2002, 07:23 PM Originally posted by Apollo
That's not a food vendor, its just somebody who really loaded up on snacks before coming in to watch the "show".
I guess so. Well, Apollo saved you this time, Genghis. :p ;)
GenghisK Feb 17, 2002, 07:28 PM Okay, that may be a silly question, but I haven't understood exactly what was obscene with a food vendor?:confused: I'm totally lost and confused:confused: What would be shocking if such a person was in a movie. Seems normal to me. I don't understand...
Becka Feb 17, 2002, 07:42 PM Originally posted by GenghisK
Okay, that may be a silly question, but I haven't understood exactly what was obscene with a food vendor?:confused: I'm totally lost and confused:confused: What would be shocking if such a person was in a movie. Seems normal to me. I don't understand...
It's not so obscene as it is unusual. I mean, how can you watch a movie if some guy's selling food? :p Anyway, I was just trying to attack your picture in an unusual way. ;)
You can calm down now. That, and I was jealous of all your good pictures while I...regretably have none.
GenghisK Feb 17, 2002, 08:14 PM Aaaaah, I see now, thanks. Actually I was just afraid to shock and frighten the few ladies of this forum... :) Your explanation made me feel better now :)
Then I may suggest a new picture, without fearing ladies to flee this forum... (ad for a French lubricant)
GenghisK Feb 18, 2002, 05:05 AM :)
Mikoyan Feb 18, 2002, 05:09 AM Best pic i've seen in eons!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
damunzy Feb 18, 2002, 11:27 PM Explain what that Frenchy stuff is at the bottom of the lubrication picture! Me dumb American! Yo no hablo frenchy!
allhailIndia Feb 19, 2002, 02:01 AM I ahve seen few funnier than the one posted by GenghisK. Keep it up man:goodjob:
duke o' york Feb 19, 2002, 03:45 AM Originally posted by PH:
Explain what that Frenchy stuff is at the bottom of the lubrication picture! Me dumb American! Yo no hablo frenchy!
You mean: Gel Manix ā haut pouvoir lubrifiant?
It basically means high-strength lubrification. Not that exciting I'm afraid. Mind you, a picture tells a thousand words, and in this case, most of them are rude! :lol:
GenghisK Feb 19, 2002, 03:59 AM Thanks Duke, I woke up too late today to reply in time so you spared me from having to do the bad job ;):D Indeed it would be embarassing trying to explain that :)
Anyway, I wonder... I know, it's a highly philosophical question but... that would be hurting. Even with a lot of lubricant??? End of the question.
Well I have a lot of other funny and "naughty" pics but I'll have to get PH clearance to post them :) There is already one that has been denied ;) but if you are interested, email me!
Oh, I just forgot: if you really like a very very funny-abit-naughty ad (Axe shower ad), then go to http://www.humour.tv/categ_eng.php?categ=pub and choose Axe shower ad. It's 3 meg, and enjoy!
duke o' york Feb 19, 2002, 04:57 AM Don't know about the US, but on this side of the Channel Axe is known as Lynx (deodorants, shower gel, etc.). Always happy to help with translations! As long as they're easy and not too technical. I won't be translating in the geeky computer forum ;).
Zwelgje Feb 19, 2002, 05:34 AM Instead of posting tons of funny pictures I choose to post this (http://www.top10humour.com) link. Enjoy!
allhailIndia Feb 19, 2002, 07:45 AM Our feline friends give us this message
sgrig Feb 23, 2002, 02:12 PM I find these two quite funny:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/toon/hairdryer.jpg
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/toon/coke.jpg
sgrig Feb 23, 2002, 02:27 PM And these as well:
http://omen.ru/f/fun/windows/pic/024.jpg
http://omen.ru/f/fun/windows/pic/182.gif
http://omen.ru/f/fun/windows/pic/198.jpg
sgrig Feb 23, 2002, 02:30 PM http://omen.ru/f/fun/pc/pic/058.jpg
G-Man Mar 01, 2002, 09:32 AM Here's a nice guitar.
http://44.hydepark.co.il/hydepark/uploaded/020227_205849-929/wang_7.jpg
Just don't move your fingers up and down too fast...
ainwood Mar 09, 2002, 02:54 PM One more.
ainwood Mar 09, 2002, 02:58 PM And this one...
Sparrowhawk Mar 10, 2002, 01:49 PM You thought bungee jumping was extreme? Think Again.
Sparrowhawk Mar 10, 2002, 01:54 PM What a name for a store:
animepornstar Mar 15, 2002, 12:07 PM http://koti.mbnet.fi/~soldier/towboat.htm
eyrei Mar 15, 2002, 12:31 PM Originally posted by animepornstar
http://koti.mbnet.fi/~soldier/towboat.htm
My boss just came to my cube wondering what I was laughing about.:lol: :lol: :lol:
GenghisK Mar 18, 2002, 07:35 AM He he, who has seen that movie will understand the reference :D
animepornstar Mar 18, 2002, 04:48 PM http://hardmans.com/images/Grantsville.jpg
ainwood Mar 19, 2002, 11:19 AM Ummmm.......... :confused:
animepornstar Mar 19, 2002, 11:37 AM i thought i was funny.:crazyeye:
hint: search for the user hardman in the off-topic archive.;)
damunzy Mar 19, 2002, 11:23 PM Originally posted by animepornstar
i thought i was funny.:crazyeye:
hint: search for the user hardman in the off-topic archive.;) Ah, I can barely make out the name, but now that you point it out it is funny.
Globber Mar 21, 2002, 06:21 PM http://www.angelfire.com/extreme3/funnycheese/images/officebeer.jpg
If only...
animepornstar Mar 22, 2002, 01:38 PM everything seems to be hackable.
animepornstar Mar 22, 2002, 01:46 PM :D
Kevinicus Mar 22, 2002, 02:25 PM Ah so funny but yet.....Sad. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Duke of Marlbrough Mar 27, 2002, 11:41 PM The Worst Job Ever! (http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads/Worst_Job.jpg)
DaEezT Mar 29, 2002, 04:16 AM Let's hope it won't poison him ;)
DaEezT Mar 29, 2002, 04:18 AM Some people have too much free time :p
DaEezT Mar 29, 2002, 04:19 AM Why not?
DaEezT Mar 29, 2002, 04:21 AM Linux for women :p
DaEezT Mar 29, 2002, 04:22 AM And the last one: dunoo what to say ;)
Globber Mar 29, 2002, 09:07 PM DaEaz...What a travesty... paying for Linux...
Anyway, happy Easter peeps
Becka Mar 29, 2002, 09:22 PM Originally posted by DaEezT
Some people have too much free time :p
:lol: :rotfl: :rotfl: :goodjob:
GenghisK Apr 09, 2002, 06:11 AM Not I then... :( Alas, I'm too busy, lost in my very complex computations and abstract theory. But finally I found the missing bridge to link biology/anatomy to mathematics. I would deserve a nobel price for that, without any doubt. Look, years and years of work... oh and btw, thanks, Becka for volonteering for my practical experiments. I hope you won't mind me publishing my results with you starring... ;)
duke o' york Apr 09, 2002, 07:07 AM The model in question doesn't bear any resemblance whatsoever to the photos of Becka that have been posted here, so one of you is wrong at least. Not entirely sure she'd be happy with the comparison either. On your head be it though Genghis..... :eek:
ainwood Apr 09, 2002, 08:55 AM Civil engineers need something like this to make their discipline vaguely interesting. Otherwise its just soil and concrete.:)
LaRo Apr 09, 2002, 10:48 AM Originally posted by ainwood
Civil engineers need something like this to make their discipline vaguely interesting. Otherwise its just soil and concrete.:)
Concrete, you get it. Sometime, Silicone's breasts become as hard as concrete. ;)
animepornstar Apr 09, 2002, 02:00 PM what, did anyone even look at the left side of the picture?
Becka Apr 09, 2002, 02:24 PM Originally posted by GenghisK
Not I then... :( Alas, I'm too busy, lost in my very complex computations and abstract theory. But finally I found the missing bridge to link biology/anatomy to mathematics. I would deserve a nobel price for that, without any doubt. Look, years and years of work... oh and btw, thanks, Becka for volonteering for my practical experiments. I hope you won't mind me publishing my results with you starring... ;)
:eek:
The model in question doesn't bear any resemblance whatsoever to the photos of Becka that have been posted here, so one of you is wrong at least.
Dang straight it bears no resemblence to me. I haven't seen a piece of fruit that good since the last time I went to the grocery store. ;) :p
Apollo Apr 09, 2002, 04:14 PM Originally posted by Becka
Dang straight it bears no resemblence to me. I haven't seen a piece of fruit that good since the last time I went to the grocery store. ;) :p
You eat silicone? :confused:
Becka Apr 09, 2002, 04:20 PM Originally posted by Apollo
You eat silicone? :confused:
No, there are just a lot of busty women in the supermarket these days.
G-Man Apr 12, 2002, 03:35 PM Some bin laden pictures I found in an Israeli website...
Greetings to the western world
http://www.ynet.co.il/PicServer/130102/169868/ladada_w.jpg
This picture is poorly edited but it's still funny
http://www.ynet.co.il/PicServer/251101/161858/UNrakketje_!_w.jpg
Is that your final answer
http://www.ynet.co.il/PicServer/251101/161816/bin_laden_w.jpg
And incase you're injured by some evil terrorist you can always come to the hospital
http://www.ynet.co.il/PicServer/130202/175399/16_wh.jpg
dtziouf Apr 12, 2002, 04:34 PM :lol:
cliff Apr 12, 2002, 06:12 PM :-)
cliff Apr 12, 2002, 06:16 PM (-:
Sparrowhawk Apr 15, 2002, 03:57 PM Anyone else seen this before? I thought it was pretty cool.
Beam Apr 15, 2002, 04:18 PM Pretty cool indeed. Makes you think the mouse wheel can do a full 360!
Matrix Apr 15, 2002, 06:49 PM ...except for the fact that this is a 180° turn. :rolleyes:
Anyway, when I first saw the picture I thought "What's all the fuss about?" But then I scrolled down, and scrolled down and..."Hey, cool!" :lol:
By the way, nice clean bridge. :sad:
Ohwell Apr 15, 2002, 07:13 PM Whoah!
That is cool! :cool:
Matrix, I think Beammeuppy meant that it almost looks as if you can keep looking in 360 dg turns... thats what I thought. :)
Thunderfall Apr 15, 2002, 07:16 PM Wow! That bridge image looks cool, not funny, just cool. :goodjob:
Beam Apr 16, 2002, 02:15 AM Originally posted by Ohwell
Whoah!
That is cool! :cool:
Matrix, I think Beammeuppy meant that it almost looks as if you can keep looking in 360 dg turns... thats what I thought. :)
That's right!
scorch Apr 16, 2002, 02:50 AM wOAH, that bridge is cool, but it should go on for longer.
K11 Apr 20, 2002, 01:22 PM groovy bridge....
animepornstar Apr 21, 2002, 10:34 PM ouch, my stomach hurts.
http://www.zeldman.com/Bike.jpg
ainwood Apr 22, 2002, 03:12 AM ... And a great Mothers' day gift too. :groucho:
:lol:
GenghisK Apr 22, 2002, 12:42 PM Kaaiiii.
GenghisK Apr 22, 2002, 12:44 PM American pie watchers, watch out!
philippe Apr 22, 2002, 04:52 PM hey taliban dating service!
animepornstar Apr 22, 2002, 04:56 PM Originally posted by philippe
hey taliban dating service! :confused:
philippe Apr 22, 2002, 05:00 PM here is it sorry animepornstar
just download it and laugh yourself dead!
animepornstar Apr 22, 2002, 05:27 PM i had seen it before, but i have some bad news for you.
http://poetry.rotten.com/easter/easter-is-cancelled.jpg
animepornstar Apr 22, 2002, 05:29 PM more bad news:
http://pixas.mine.nu/prylar/bilder/roliga%20bilder/santa.jpg
Becka May 02, 2002, 01:35 PM http://tonightshow.msn.com/i/e/dn/hea/2220/H_2220_27.jpg
Apollo May 02, 2002, 02:49 PM Those people in "Deliverence" must have come from the University of Massachusetts. :satan:
Mikoyan May 02, 2002, 02:59 PM Originally posted by animepornstar
more bad news:
http://pixas.mine.nu/prylar/bilder/roliga%20bilder/santa.jpg
Hehe, i have that one nailed to my wall.
GenghisK May 25, 2002, 09:52 AM yop yop
GenghisK May 25, 2002, 10:20 AM R.I.P
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