I'm soon gonna be the ruler of this world, and if you know whats best for you you'll become one of my minions! :p

Here are the pros

+ you get to be my puppet

+ you don't get massacred in PW

+ you get to be part of my master scheme

+ you get free radioactive monkey butlers

+ you can fight perf.

+ you can do my every chore

- you will not become me :(

BTW you will have rights and you get to do everything anti perf. (this may appeal to PE quite a bit) and theyre are carreer advancements available
e.g. right and man
slave driver
spy
etc (thats a job)

Thank you Chucki Huski! He as been the first volunteer (over msn) and is now right hand wolf, and has been granted 5 radioactive monkey butlers. Please volunteer before its too late.

where's the humor?

I'm am NOT sorry to inform you that Perfection shall be one taking over the world, and for such insolence shall probably punish you in some way or form.

Meh. I worship noone but myself.;)

Hey Lozzy Ozzy, you should go and check this: http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
Here is what you should do and what not :p
I laughed loud at the first time i went on this web site. :lol:

I haven't read that in a while Bet... thanks for the link...

Some required qualifications:

Must be bad with people

Must be good at worship

Must be good at being a puppet

Must be good at obeying

PS radioactive mnkey butlers only available whilst stocks last

PS i dont know if this is the right forum, but i was told to post here by a friend and don't know where else to put it, any ideas please donate

BTW you will have rights and you get to do everything anti perf. (this may appeal to PE quite a bit)
Damn right that appeals to me! :D
I'm am NOT sorry to inform you that Perfection shall be one taking over the world, and for such insolence shall probably punish you in some way or form.
WRONG!!!!!! I'M taking over the world!!!! Then the galaxy, then all of eternity!!!!!! IT'S MINE!!!! IT'S ALL MINE!!!!!!! :evil:

Lozzy_Ozzy Oh please, we've intercepted your data plans and note that your "doomsday device" is based off incorrect equations, and your base penetrable by even the smallest of Montana militias! Your henchmen are pathetic and instead of being world renowned assasins mercenaries and rogue agents are merely laid-off security guards and a cop who lost his badge under ineptitude!

Oh, and may I also note the lack of bikini-clad seductresses, cool vehicles (no, a new Beetle doesn't count), or bars of gold.

Oh and your computer blew up.

And PE, you're even worse.

WRONG!!!!!! I'M taking over the world!!!! Then the galaxy, then all of eternity!!!!!! IT'S MINE!!!! IT'S ALL MINE!!!!!!! :evil:
PE, that last 6 times you tried that you were defeated by me, and at such a high speed that to an outside observer, the event appeared to occupy the smallest possible unit of time. I suggest that you abandon your horribly sub-par evil plans and focus your attention on something more fufilling, like metalworking or astronomy.

Your henchmen are pathetic and instead of being world renowned assasins mercenaries and rogue agents are merely laid-off security guards and cop who lost his badge under ineptitude!

Oh, and may I also note the lack of bikini-clad seductresses, cool vehicles (no, a new Beetle doesn't count), or bars of gold.
We have Knife Man (he's good with knives), Gun Man (he's good with guns), Henchman (he's good with henches), Chef Guy, Asian Sidekick, Herman, some Ninjas and Marv... I mean ACTION FIGHTER!

The cool vehicles include a Peugeot 205 with a top speed of 50 mph (you can really feel the G-force)!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

(Don't take that seriously.)

PE, that last 6 times you tried that you were defeated by me, and at such a high speed that to an outside observer, the event appeared to occupy the smallest possible unit of time. I suggest that you abandon your horribly sub-par evil plans and focus your attention on something more fufilling, like metalworking or astronomy.
Be nice, or I'll put that "offensive sig" back in.

And i'm NOT evil, for crying out loud!

And i'm NOT evil, for crying out loud!

On Pluto planning your demise...

:hmm:

I'm a wee confused here.

:hmm:

I'm a wee confused here.
I felt like having fun with my location. :rolleyes:

Be nice, or I'll put that "offensive sig" back in.
:rolleyes: What's so un-nice about me suggesting you move out of the highly stressfull evil-villian buisness and choose a more enjoyable hobby? It might be that your C.A.S.E.S. (Chronic Avatar/Signature Editing Syndrome) is a direct result of this excess stress. Get out of the house, relax, have a coffee with some friends, find more ways to enjoy life. Find what you enjoy and do it more often. (other than Civ2, which you already play to the limit of human tolerance and beyond)

:rolleyes: What's so un-nice about me suggesting you move out of the highly stressfull evil-villian buisness and choose a more enjoyable hobby? It might be that your C.A.S.E.S. (Chronic Avatar/Signature Editing Syndrome) is a direct result of this excess stress. Get out of the house, relax, have a coffee with some friends, find more ways to enjoy life. Find what you enjoy and do it more often. (other than Civ2, which you already play to the limit of human tolerance and beyond)
I JUST SAID THAT I AM NOT EVIL!!!! :lol:

Why dont YOU move out of the evil villain business? The Yuri character from the RED ALERT universe is obviously evil.

I don't drink coffee. :p

I don't have any friends, but I do go to college at night twice a week until december.

The Plutonian Empire IS my life! I have worked on it for FIVE STRAIGHT YEARS! I am not giving up on such an endeavor. Right now, best thing I got to do is to act like the entire planet ALREADY is my responsibility. That is all that's left for me to get off my lazy arse.

And I don't always play civ2. There's celestia, simearth, simcity, Doom, etc.

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