View Full Version : Marry an American


Riesstiu IV
Nov 08, 2004, 09:43 PM
http://www.marryanamerican.ca/


Now that George W. Bush has been officially elected, single, sexy, American liberals - already a threatened species - will be desperate to escape.

These lonely, afraid (did we mention really hot?) progressives will need a safe haven.

You can help. Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism.


:lol:

Gnarfflinger
Nov 09, 2004, 12:53 AM
I'll take one!

Ramius75
Nov 09, 2004, 02:13 AM
If i move to Utah, can i take 4 ?? :mischief:

Riesstiu IV
Nov 09, 2004, 02:19 AM
Why would you move TO Utah? Most of the population aspires to leave that desert wasteland.

Ramius75
Nov 09, 2004, 03:20 AM
Why would you move TO Utah? Most of the population aspires to leave that desert wasteland.

Polygamy ??? :p It can solve many of my problems atm. hehehe.

/kiddin anyway :)

Immortal
Nov 09, 2004, 03:28 AM
Sure Im game, maybe Ill actually have a date for once :lol:

oh wait....

:(

Gnarfflinger
Nov 10, 2004, 03:22 AM
Polygamy ??? :p It can solve many of my problems atm. hehehe.

/kiddin anyway :)

Actually they did away with that in the 1890's. Just as well, I'm having enough trouble finding a first wife! :eek: :sad: :confused: