In Heaven:


1.The cooks are French,

2.The policemen are English,

3.The mechanics are German,

4.The lovers are Italian,

5.The bankers(managers) are Swiss.

In Hell:


1.The cooks are English,

2.The policemen are German,

3.The mechanics are French,

4.The lovers are Swiss,

5.The bankers(managers) are Italian.

In Computer Heaven:


1.The management is from Intel,

2.The design and construction is done by Apple,

3.The marketing is done by Microsoft,

4.IBM provides the support,

5.Gateway determines the pricing.

In Computer Hell:


1.The management is from Apple,

2.Microsoft does design and construction,

3.IBM handles the marketing,

4.The support is from Gateway,

5.Intel sets the price.

An old classic in a new guise. I feel like giving it my old H&J praise to keep up the spirit.
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i laighed at some of those! :D

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I fell out of my chair after reading that

:lol: well done.