View Full Version : Wackest game in the history of wackness-Chinese Conquests
Alpha Infantry Dec 31, 2004, 07:58 PM Warning, this story is going to suck. I'm not a story teller, I borderline suck at civ, plus, Im not creative at all and it will get boring and confusing.Anyway, ENJOY! :)
Warlord
Continents:60% water
Barbarians: Sedentary
Nations:
China
Mongols
Japan
Korea
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China, a very hardworking, hard fighting nation. Once tribes scattered along the Dragon River, they've ended the petty wars amongst themselves and realized they will be stronger against common foes. They unite and form their very first city,Beijing. The strongest warriors from each tribe band together, knowing that they will need to protect their need found peace amongst themselves, and also protect themselves as a whole. They split into 2 regiments, 1 for protecting their city, and another for exploration. They need to know much about the world around them, so for knowledge of the land, they go to the Dragon of the river, which knows all. Heading east, to try to find the river's source.
While on their quest, they discover something very puzzling, the river breaks into 2. Which should they go? Which way is the Dragon located? They decide to go north, because to the south is a vast forest, unknown to the Chinese. They continue searching.
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After weeks had passed, the warriors were outraged. They had traveled so far, only to find that they had went in the wrong direction. The river had led them right into an Mighty Ocean. The Dragon was no where to be found, but they city benefitted from they knowledge they gained. They will build a city on the coast of the Ocean, and they will name the Ocean, the Shanghai Ocean. Now, they must travel through the vast forest to reach the Dragon. It will be many obstacles ahead of them, but determined, they pressed forward.
Alpha Infantry Dec 31, 2004, 08:01 PM http://img35.exs.cx/img35/1130/story20rm.jpg
Many months later, the city of Beijing has expanded, finding a strange kind of plant. Tall, with very large leaves. They named it tobacco, and harvested it. The townsfolk also trained a new kind of warrior, one that didn't use axes, but used bows and arrows. They called him an archer, he was very powerful and could attack from a far way distance.
The warrior exploration party also found the home of the Dragon. The Dragon was old and powerful and possessed great knowledge. The Dragon took the warrior party on his back and flew around the surrounded area. Letting the warriors see many new things. But in return, the Dragon asked the warriors to destory a weak village, that had disrespected the Dragon. They warrior party thanked the Dragon and followed his request, heading towards the definant village, to pay them a little visit
When approaching the village, the warrior party heard bells ringing informing the citizens of their arrival. They seemed scared. A young woman approached, with many books in her hand.
Woman-Please, don't raid our village, we are a weak peaceful village.
Warrior Leader- We must, you have been definant to the River Dragon.
The warrior reached behind his back, and struck the woman upon her head. She flopped to the ground, dropping the books.
ATTACK!! The lead warrior yelled, and the warrior party all took out their axes and ran towards the houses made out of logs. Destroying them , and killing the men, women and children inside.
Warrior Leader-burn the village down.
Cold hearted, they burned it to the ground, not leaving a soul. Knowing they had better leave, they grabbed the books and scrambled away, laughing.
Alpha Infantry Dec 31, 2004, 08:19 PM http://img37.exs.cx/img37/9345/story30tw.jpg
Upon returning home, the warrior party had found that the once small city of Beijing was now a large busy city. There were roads everywhere. Merchants, selling tobacco. Families leaving to go join the new town by the ocean, it was a beautiful site.
Needing to expand, there was a settler, packed and ready to go settle in a new town. He crossed the forest, now known as the Silk Forest, and settled on the edge of some grassland. Now, 2 towns and 1 city made up the Chinese nation.
But, people started to wonder, is China the only nation in the entire world!?
It can;t be, because the warriors had destroyed that puny village. Are there other villages out, that needs to be destroyed, or are there other NATIONS that need to be destroyed. The Chinse Conquest then started. They will seek other nations, and destroy them.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
North King Dec 31, 2004, 08:40 PM Nice story thus far... Are you going to build a city that the river dragon watches over, or is he going to aid you in war or what? :D
Alpha Infantry Dec 31, 2004, 08:56 PM ^lol @ that. the River Dragon was used just to move the story along. lets just say that he died and the people forgot about him....hey, I told you I wasn't creative.:(
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Many centuries have passed since The Chinese Conquest has started. And so far, it has been successful. They had pillaged and destroyed many villages, but they want bigger fish to fry. And that bigger fish name is Japan. While exploring by boat, the captain spotted a strange man dressed in green clothing. He looked chinese, but his garments were filthy. After contact is made, The Chinese leader, Mao, met with the Japanese leader Tokugawa. He was a funny looking man, but his presence was intimidating. They sipped whatever asian folks sip, and went on back about their business.
Meanwhile, back at the glorius Chinese nation, they were doing awesome. More towns have been founded, Another Ocean was found and is currently being explored, and a forest to the north of Beijing had some tropical fruit, called bananas. Thus, naming the forest The Yellow Woods.
Communisto Jan 01, 2005, 12:34 PM there's no bigger fish than japan. anyways good work you dont suck half as much as you think :goodjob:
rbis4rbb Jan 02, 2005, 12:25 PM lmao @ "sipping whatever Asian people sip." And nice Fab line in your sig.
davidcrazy Jan 09, 2005, 10:42 AM interesting story... wonder whether it'll continue or not. :)
i agree u don't suck at all...:)
Snorken Jan 09, 2005, 12:08 PM This story really isn't that bad! :)
Alpha Infantry Feb 02, 2005, 03:48 AM Operation Big Fish Japan Begins.
With the Chinese being restless, they start their military campaign against Japan.
They have sent horses to observe the Japanese movements and to learn their position.
It will have to be a short campaign, because the Chinese lack iron, something the Japanese also possess.
It seems like they will have to take it from them.
Over the next pass months, the Chinese start building their army.
Legions of Horsemen and Archers will take down their entire nation.
The only thing they need are Spearmen, to protect them when they're not attacking.
After a few more months, the army should be ready to attack.
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Alpha Infantry Feb 02, 2005, 03:51 AM Now that they have my trops organized, it is time to think of a attack plan.
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Attack plan is ready, now, it's time for them to start bullying them, by demanding cities( which the Chinese know they will not receive.)
The troops march up on Sado. Recently built, so it will be very weak.
Alarmed by our appearance, all workers rush to the city, where they think they are safe.
The Chinese troops march through the moutains, where they see the city.
Attack!!!!!!!!
Archers begin to swarm Sado's grounds with Archers.
Killing spearmen, watching them as they drop like flies.
READY MEN, PREPARE FOR THE 2ND ATTACK
Another crushing blow of arrows rain on the troops, like hell dropping out of the sky, killing all that lives inside of the city.
MOVE FORWARD MEN, CLAIM THE CITY AS YOURS!!
Horsemen,archers and spearmen rush to the city. With no defenders insight, they rejoice.
HAIL TO THE CHINESE ARMY, WE ARE INVINCIBLE!!
Out of nowhere, rocks start flying towards the excited troops
Get out of our town, you warmongering bastards
ALL SPEARMEN, SHEILDS UP!
ARCHERS, FIRE UPON THE RESISTORS.
But sir, they're just women- one archer said.
They are Japanese scum, and they need to be dealt with, harshly, as in example not to resist the magnificent Chinese Armies, the General replied.
FIRE!!
Arrows,landing in the chest of civillians.
dropping them all.
The city is now, securely ours.
Rest men, because tomorrow, we take another city.
YEEEEEAAAAHHHH!
Alpha Infantry Feb 02, 2005, 03:56 AM thanks for all the replies.
lol, but people will soon see why this is the wackest game in the history of wackness.
DAv2003 Feb 02, 2005, 08:01 AM Pretty good so far.
rbis4rbb Feb 02, 2005, 08:53 AM lol @ merking the Japs.
Snorken Feb 02, 2005, 12:29 PM Good updates! :) I'm dying to see why this is the wackest game in the history of wackness...
Alpha Infantry Feb 02, 2005, 09:39 PM pretty soon, folks goin be puttin "Imma Alpha Infantry Fanatic" in their sigs, because Im just that dope.
I'll update later.
Alpha Infantry Feb 05, 2005, 02:49 AM The next morning, the soldiers were up early.
A conscript reported Japanese Horsemen on the way.
Fine, Let the archers and the spearmen proceed to the next city, the Horsemen will stay and help defend, then catch up later yelled the General
Yes sir
As the archers and spearmen traveled north, the horsemen awaited their defensive battle.
Then the General thought, the mountain will be great for defense.
All horses, defend the moutains, they wont be able to stop us there!
As the Japanese horsemen approached, the other regiment heading towards Hakodate, gets ambushed by Horsemen.
The archer quickly respond, fireing at the horsemen. Wounding about 30 of them. Leaving the rest for the spearmen to defend.
As the hoof's kicked up grass, the spearmen hoisted out their spears.
AIM FOR THE HORSES AIM FOR THE HORSES.
Meanwhile, at the newly captured Japenese city, the horsemen await in the mountains for the Japanese.
All of a suddening, hearing falling rocks, the Japanese attack.
Sword first, but it was an uphill battle, or should I say, up mountain. They couldnt even get in a good attacking position and were left defenseless.
NOW-THE GENERAL SCREAMED-NOW!
The Chinese Horse rushed the Japanese, slicing through chestplates, exposing guts,
Stabbing the horses the Japanese rode on.
Completely slaughering the Japanese Horsemen.
Leave no prisoners, kill them.
The Chinese were savages on the battlefield, but they were victorious, for now.
They returned to Sado, leaving the wounded there, and letting the rest go fight at Hakodate
While catching up to the 1st troops heading to Hakodate, the Horsemen are ambushed. They try to fight off the 100's of archers, but are defeated.
Suddenly, 100's of more archers come pouring out of Hakodate, and 1000's of arrows start fireing at the Chinese troops.
RETREAT, RETREAT, WE NEED MORE MEN!
But it was too late, The Chinese couldnt stand a chance, they were all decimate, arrows coming out of every bodypart that was big enough to get an arrow through it.
Back at Sado, the General and his men was also having a bit of badluck, defending the city from archers and horsemen.
Their morale, once high, hit the ground faster then their bodies as arrows peirced through them, hitting legs, arms, torsos, splitting through skulls, cracking through sheilds, it was hopeless.The Chinese first military conquest failed, horrbily. More and more Chinese troops rushed to Sado to try to save it from being tooken, but it was too late, only the General barely escaped, with an arrow hengded into his shoulder, he made it back to Beijing, where Sun Tzu's Art of War was just being created. His broken spirit quickly jumped back into life. He had a new plan to attack the Japanese. With the Chinese entering a golden age, all of the citizens was rejoicing, so peace was made with Japan. For Now.
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