View Full Version : Whats the meaning of life?


Pellaken
Dec 04, 2001, 08:10 PM
to live, its in the dictionary :lol:

animepornstar
Dec 05, 2001, 04:07 AM
if there was a meaning of life, everything else we would do would be meaningless...

Simon Darkshade
Dec 05, 2001, 07:26 AM
42.















Or alternatively, to contemplate the sound of one hand clapping:D

Matrix
Dec 05, 2001, 07:45 AM
You know your literature, Simon. ;)

Anyway, my serious answer is:

to party!! :D

Byzama
Dec 05, 2001, 07:45 AM
42 is only meaning of life. 42 is solution for everything even for problems in Afganistan. If Bush only could use those 42th Marine division he would win in no time...

To see world as it's you need damm big eyes. --- Somebody who has seen it
Why would you try to kill one person when you can kill one building of persons? --- IRA terrorist

Mikoyan
Dec 05, 2001, 07:55 AM
I know this will sound corny but, i think it is to find true love!:)

Byzama
Dec 05, 2001, 08:02 AM
Oh yeah, it feels corny... *big grin*

But when I think it some time it seems clear to me. I see dead people!!

Tell me how to start this thing? --- Why everything must be so darn hard??
Just try to some good... --- Sicilian martyr

Zwelgje
Dec 05, 2001, 08:05 AM
:D :D :D
To see Mikoyan posting a remark like that!!!!

Mikoyan
Dec 05, 2001, 08:06 AM
Originally posted by civ1-addict
:D :D :D
To see Mikoyan posting a remark like that!!!!
Well, my trolling days are over, and to me, true love seems like a lofty goal. :)

ferenginar
Dec 05, 2001, 08:07 AM
42 is not the meaning of life, 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

the meaning of life is a film by Monty Python

ferenginar:D

Simon Darkshade
Dec 05, 2001, 08:23 AM
When we are dealing with the BIG questions, semantics do not really matter as much.
Now, to important matters: "Can we have your liver?"

"Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause theres bugger all down here on earth!"

Where the 'old woman'(Eric Idle) gives the meaning of life at the end of the film is roaringly funny.

As for finding true love, don't get me started...:o

ApocalypseKurtz
Dec 05, 2001, 12:22 PM
I think the meaning of life is friends. As long as you have friends, no matter how many, and you are close to them and you care about them and have fun with them, you will be happy :)

The Balrog
Dec 05, 2001, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by Mikoyan
I know this will sound corny but, i think it is to find true love!:)

Awwww Mikoyan's got feelings:eek:.... :p

Mikoyan
Dec 05, 2001, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by SpaceCow


Awwww Mikoyan's got feelings:eek:.... :p
Amazing but true. :D
What do YOU think is the meaning of life?

The Balrog
Dec 05, 2001, 01:33 PM
Money, money & money:p, No seriously the meaning of life is Friends.

panav
Dec 05, 2001, 02:03 PM
there is no meaning in life. life sucketh.
all is vanity.
all is profane.
all is crappy.
life is a ***** and then you die.

there is no meaning in life

:(

K11
Dec 05, 2001, 02:04 PM
The meaning of life is:

Kill time

Come up with new and more funny ways to kill time

Invent things that will give people in the future more time to kill

panav
Dec 05, 2001, 02:04 PM
bugger..
didnt know this forum censored!!
that was ***** btw
And this is me censoring your post, the way the forum tries to automatically, BTW. -PaleHorse76- :p

damunzy
Dec 05, 2001, 03:47 PM
No! The meaning of life is a Triple CheeseBurger.

No...wait that is the reason I am so fat! :D

floppa21
Dec 05, 2001, 04:29 PM
I kind of agree with the dude with the dead mohawk but I kind of hope he's wrong too.

Matrix
Dec 05, 2001, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by floppa21
I kind of agree with the dude with the dead mohawk but I kind of hope he's wrong too. No. He's right. And be happy he is. Because one day, you'll find it yourself as well. I have and you will too. :)

TheDuckOfFlanders
Dec 05, 2001, 07:50 PM
Making love with as many sexy girls at the same time. (31 is the number of the king :crazyeyes )

CrayonX
Dec 05, 2001, 08:47 PM
John 3:16

(uh oh, flame war brewing)

Juize
Dec 05, 2001, 10:57 PM
The meaning of the life is...:
To spam at CFC Forums by asking stupid questions, like 'what is the meaning of life?'

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

If you get what I mean... :D ;)

goodyhut
Dec 05, 2001, 11:26 PM
John 6:27, 54

Juize
Dec 06, 2001, 01:34 AM
Originally posted by TheDuckOfFlanders
Making love with as many sexy girls at the same time. (31 is the number of the king :crazyeyes )

:confused: :confused: :confused:





:vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

...hope that was a joke...

ferenginar
Dec 06, 2001, 07:59 AM
Making love with as many sexy girls at the same time. (31 is the number of the king )

Great idea, now I agree its 42

ferenginar

TheDuckOfFlanders
Dec 06, 2001, 11:27 AM
...hope that was a joke...

Hey ,i can't help if i'm heterosexual ,and i'm sorry that i didn't form my oppinion with "the other poster's" (=Juize) sexual preference in mind ;)

Blackadder
Dec 06, 2001, 02:11 PM
The meaning of Life........



:enlighten ...Is the complete opposite of the Meaning of Death.


Now who didn't guess that?

Suppersalmon
Dec 08, 2001, 04:29 PM
The re teacher told me it was to drink tea :confused: :cry:

CurtSibling
Dec 08, 2001, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by CrayonX
John 3:16

(uh oh, flame war brewing)


John who?

And is that 3:16 AM or PM?

:D

Dell19
Dec 09, 2001, 04:16 AM
I think he must have meant 3:16 AM because it would be AM on a 24 hour clock as well...;)

Mephisto
Aug 25, 2002, 04:52 PM
the meaning of my life lies between legs of women. :D

but seriously, why do you need a meaning for life?

Perfection
Aug 25, 2002, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by K11
The meaning of life is:

Kill time

Come up with new and more funny ways to kill time

Invent things that will give people in the future more time to kill

Are you talking about Spam?

Pragmatic
Aug 26, 2002, 01:47 AM
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/mol/mol.htm

This is The Meaning of Life, by Monty Python. Script, at least. Scroll down to the bottom.

Perfection
Aug 26, 2002, 07:45 AM
hahaha

G-Man
Aug 26, 2002, 09:17 AM
Fun is - everything you do has a reason, except for acts that their purpose is to make fun. Also, people who commit suicide, and therefore feel they can't achieve the meaning of life, are usually unhappy people, and most of them aren't even 42!

Perfection
Aug 26, 2002, 10:29 AM
Want a Meaning? Get the out dictionary, stupid

Mephisto
Aug 26, 2002, 10:37 AM
g-man, everything you do doesn't have to have a reason. it's just people's tendency to rationalize everything they do. :D

btw, 42 is not divisible by 13.

Perfection
Aug 26, 2002, 10:49 AM
now your rationalizing human behavior :lol:

btw, 42 is divisable by 13, just not evenly

Mephisto
Aug 26, 2002, 02:30 PM
sorry, i suck at math :(

Perfection
Aug 26, 2002, 02:38 PM
Thats okay
I suck at coming up with good posts

Thats why mine seem spammy

Globber
Aug 26, 2002, 04:04 PM
LADY PRESENTER: Well, that's the end of the film. Now, here's the meaning
of life. Thank you, Brigitte. M-hmm. Well, it's nothing very special.
Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every
now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and
harmony with people of all creeds and nations, and, finally, here are
some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and
to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only
way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their ****ing
arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment bollocks.
What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws
during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles
by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens,
armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats-- Where's the
fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here's the theme music.
Goodnight.

Perfection
Aug 26, 2002, 06:41 PM
The meaning of life is smut?

Mephisto
Aug 26, 2002, 11:25 PM
sell me your soul, and i'll tell you the meaning of your life. :vampire:

Perfection
Aug 27, 2002, 07:01 AM
What if the meaning of lif is to own your own soul?

The Overlord
Aug 27, 2002, 11:07 AM
If live would have a meaning I wouldn't be here. I was born to entertain people and under no circumstances be (or take anything) serious just one word:

PARTY (wohoo)

Oh one question in which dictionary did you find this answer in one for existentialism?

Perfection
Aug 27, 2002, 11:21 AM
I don't know, I don't have a life.


Back to the couch for me

Mephisto
Aug 27, 2002, 11:54 AM
perfection, sell me your soul :vampire:

Perfection
Aug 27, 2002, 04:07 PM
How much are you willing to pay?

Perfection
Aug 27, 2002, 04:07 PM
How much?

Mephisto
Aug 27, 2002, 04:32 PM
and i'll show you the meaning of life...., didn't you read the book?

Perfection
Aug 27, 2002, 04:41 PM
The hitchikers guide to the galaxy?

Mephisto
Aug 27, 2002, 04:57 PM
faust, by goethe.

it's about someone (faust) selling his soul to a devil (mephisto :D) in order to understand the truth in life.

Globber
Aug 27, 2002, 05:49 PM
Watch Monty Python's Meaning of Life. then you'll understand my quote :D

Perfection
Aug 27, 2002, 06:26 PM
And what does it say mephisto

Mephisto
Aug 27, 2002, 06:29 PM
go read it, that's the whole book. btw, faust is probably the greatest work in the western literature, so it's definitely worth the read. :)

Perfection
Aug 27, 2002, 06:35 PM
How long is it?

Mephisto
Aug 27, 2002, 06:45 PM
there are two parts, read part i would suffice. i heard that part ii is impossible to understand unless you understand the german. (even then it would still be difficult!) part i is about 150 pages. but it's in quite a different style compare to hitchhikers' guide to the galaxy. to give you an idea, there are probably millions of books & essays commenting this work.... but still it's quite readable, and you can just read it for the fun.

Perfection
Aug 27, 2002, 06:49 PM
Too long, Sorry

Mephisto
Aug 27, 2002, 06:58 PM
:lol:

Perfection
Aug 27, 2002, 07:02 PM
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