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Feb 20, 2005, 08:41 PM
Welcome to my Caravan :hatsoff: :hatsoff:
well its more of a hut with ropes for me to pull. and a smooth camel skin on the bottom to help me drag it. hey but as far as huts with ropes go its the best. inside I have a small hollowed out skull (epithemus' s) I use for drinking my goats blood shakes and Mudachinos. also I have a nice big pile of hay to sleep on and a flax sheet.
any way, feel free to pop in whenever, (but I could be out walking, us nomads do that.) if imp not in grab yourself a "cuppa" (make sure to clean the skull afterwards) Also if anyone's got some cheese Iím a bit hungry.
Feb 23, 2005, 08:51 PM
Pete, the 14 year old young man was running along in a strange new piece of land. A sand storm was coming very soon. The wind was starting to howl. Then he saw this strange little man by this hut. Pete hollared out, "What are you doing!! There's a sand storm coming!!!" Nobody looks where Pete was pointing. He expresion was that his eyes were popping out. :eek: "That hut isn't going to last long in this storm!!", yelled Pete. "The ground over there is lower than this spot!! Come lets go!! There could be a cave!!"
Nobody started grabbing things like crazy. "Just bring some food, nothing else! You can always buy..ehh...build a new one of those huts! Nobody grabbed his food and his trusty camel. The three went to the lower level as fast as they could.
Feb 23, 2005, 09:39 PM
Pete and nobody had been searching the cave complex for hours and we sick of only eating cheese, nobody said how good Carrie (the camel) was looking but pete slaped him out of it. "keep walking, im sure the exits just around this coner"... then as they turned the coner they saw a river runing with speaks of yellow in it. "GOLD!!" yells Pete, "no...no..." says nobody ".... carrie just went number one up the stream"
Feb 23, 2005, 09:51 PM
Pete hits his head on the side of the cave. "You had me thinking there. You silly camel. Why did you name your camel Carrie?" asked Pete. All of a sudden the ground started shaking and rocks were following from the cave. "Answer that later." said Pete. Nobody asked," What do we dooooooooo!!!!" "Ummm..RUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!" said Pete. Then the 3 started running.
Feb 23, 2005, 11:48 PM
Provolution is gnawing the last bone of the recently exterminated mammoth, gnarls, spits out shrivels of sinew and mangled veins as he states that the city names will be handled like the tribes mammoth hunt, no mistakes to be done.
Feb 25, 2005, 05:27 AM
Nobody runs as fast as he can but pete is still ahead, so nobody jumps on carrie and kicks pete in the leg "sorry mate, but i dont want to die before we found a city and i have a goat to care for" Provolution pounces on the helpless pete and begins to rub him with provelone cheese.
Feb 25, 2005, 08:39 PM
"Well I don't want to die either you know!" yelled Pete while getting attacked by cheese. :lol: "For cheese - whiz, would you get off me and RUN!!!" yelled Pete. Provolution gets off and starts running with the three. Nobody, on his camel, yells, "I see a light!! Come on!!!" "Well it's kind of hard to when your on a camel!!!" yelled Provolution! Nobody and his camel got out safe, but rocks were starting to fall on the hole. Pete jumped through before the rocks closed the exit. "OWWWWWWWWW!!!" yelled Pete. Pete's leg has broken and under a pile of rocks. But no one could find Provolution.
Feb 25, 2005, 08:54 PM
Provolution was caved inside the rubble, but still had some breathing space on the inside.
However, the irritating sun was blocked out, and the putrid smell of the Mammoth remains was left undisturbed by irritating fresh air that normally blew away the strong fumes of tattered and aging mammoth flesh. Well, this is a perfect time to put on weight for the winter, Provolution said.
Feb 26, 2005, 12:37 AM
pete limps out towards nobdy who is sitting on the ground next to carrie eating some cheese, nobody looks up to see the angry pete coming towards him "ya know i was just coming to get you after i got carrie out of danger *then nobody looks around gulity* umm.... want some cheese?"
Pete who is covered from head to toe in cheese does not find nobodys puppy dog eyes, funny at all he runs at nobody and procededs to choke him in a humour simpson like manner "you freiken idiot, i could of been eaten or .........................."
Feb 26, 2005, 11:30 AM
Gulliver sees Pete choking Nobody. :hmm: He wonders if he should get closer. He vaguely remembers Pete from a previous Demoga...I mean life.He also remembers something about Pac. Probably a dream, or some Deja Vu. Pete is probably just a Homer Simpson wannabee.
Feb 26, 2005, 03:14 PM
Pete stops choking Nobody. "Okay. My anger is now released. And who in the world is Homer Simpson." said Pete. Nobody, while gaging said,"He's on televis....ummm...I don't know..." "We have to get Provolution out of there be fore he sufficates." said Pete, "and I know who is just going to do that." *Pete gives a wide grin and looks at Carrie* "Oh no you don't. Not Carrie, I'll get him out" said Nobdoy. "You will and me too, and Carrie.." said Pete. Then Pete and Nobody see a guy coming along. "Hey! You over there come here and give us a hand." yelled Pete. "Ummmm....okay.." said Gulliver. "Hey I remember you from the last DemoGa....umm..umm...anyway I know you" said Pete. And the 4 started digging rocks to get Provolution free.
Feb 26, 2005, 03:15 PM
Pete ,Gulliver and Nobody pull Provolution from the rocks He Does not thank them but instead runs behind a tree and begins to eat Mammoth flesh.
Feb 26, 2005, 03:48 PM
'All that digging makes me thirsty' said Nobody 'I saw a brook back there" replied Gulliver. The 3 of them walked down to the brook with Carrie. Provolution continued to gnaw away at the mammoth . He resembled the squirrel from the Movi...Time Period of the Ice Age.When they got to the stream they all bent over and started drinking. Suddenly the reflection of Provolution appeared in the stream. His eyes were bloodshot, he looked like he hadnt shaved in days, (which made Gulliver wonder,since they had seen him a minute ago and he looked fine),and he held his hand high as if he was about to club someone with the mammoth bone in his fist...Bam Bam Ba Ba :eek:
Feb 26, 2005, 08:31 PM
*In an British accent* "What are are you doing!" said Pete. Pete charged right into Provolution. "Owww! That hurts the leg!" said Pete. Nobody took the bone just right before he hit Pete. Guliver knocked out Provolution right before he got up. "I knew that meat wasn't good for you. Every since that mad cow....umm mammoth disease." said Pete.
Feb 26, 2005, 09:18 PM
Nobody starts lifting rocks, but carrie and nobody get tired. Nobody lies down with head on sleeping carrie, while Pete is hard at work.
Feb 28, 2005, 05:32 PM
*Pete is really confused* :hmm: "Umm...why I am I the only one working here!" said Pete. "Also, why am I working? Didn't we get Provolution out?" asked Pete. "HELP!! HELP!!!" They all heard a voice in the rocks... Nobody stands up. "Umm... if your Provolution...then who, who is that" Nobody a little scared now.... :eek:
Feb 28, 2005, 11:13 PM
*nobdy has gone crazy from the sun and cant read all the posts* "this is your fault pete i was happy in my hut, now i have no hut and no marbles."
Mar 01, 2005, 04:19 AM
Provolution, now well fed with decaying Mammoth meat, begins to reorient....
Gnaaarrlll. Let us see.... This is the place where you used to come a lot for dinner...for all kinds of wild animals, mammoth, horses, dogs and slow birds... We used to come a lot here.... Provolution likes it here.... Why do we need to come a lot here... That is so burdening to come here over and over and over again if we like to stay here and devour decaying meat. Maybe.... If we just stayed here..... The place we used to come a lot....
Maybe we should not forget our favorite hunting grounds... and all the fun trips we did to revisit this spot if we stayed here..... We should remember those trips if we stayed... This is now the Place We Came A Lot.... We loved to come here.... for all the warm meat..... The Place Camelot, the place to stay....
Provolution now begins to pile stones from the cave-in, using mammoth bones for structural support... Well, we need to make Dave come over here with all his alternative fairy tales, we need that odd little good fortune teller, shaman, trickster and demon worshipper to sit down by the fire place in Camelot, the place we used to come a lot, to tell all his weird and fascinating stories of The Great Experiment.
Provolution though, well, all these stones from the Cave In I make as a little Shack for Dave, our odd little entertaining fireplace fortune teller.
Thus became the very first Dave Shack of Fanatannia, the original seat of pre-historic political governance, and the humble beginnings of an Empire where the Sun never Sets.
Mar 01, 2005, 05:54 PM
"I'll help you build your new hut Nobody." said Pete. "Oh and by the way..it was that sandstorm, I saved, well warned you about the storm." "Yea I suppose" said Nobody. "Well let's just dont stand here! Let's go build a hut!" said Nobody. "As long as you help me build my little hut" said Pete. "Alright" said Nobody. *Pete and Nobody shake hands and start walking towards the sun in search to find a good spot to build a good hut* *Oh yeah..and Carrie too...:D* "Let's wave goodbye to our friends." said Pete. *Pete and Nobody and well ,Carrie kind of ,waves too Provolution,which is building a shack for a Dave, who ever that is :D (j/k), and Guliver.* Nobody then asks, "Anybody want to come?"
Mar 26, 2005, 12:35 PM
Gulliver runs after Pete and Nobody. "Where are you going?"he asks.
"To build a new hut for Nobody"
"May i come along?"
"Yes, you may"