This a game where you can match yourself vs. other Civers....

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=whomp&def=regentman&a=S]The initial duel.... ([url)

Take that RegentMan

Whomp is a Collosal Bee that breathes Fire, looks like a Man in a Rubber Suit, is Cold-Blooded, and can Phase in and out of Existence and Regenerate.
VS.
RegentMan is a Giant Squid that has Staring Red Eyes and a mean Left Hook.


But I win!!!

Alas, even my mean left hook couldn't defeat Whomp. Anyone want to avenge my defeat while I rest?

Not to stir it up a bit but how about Perfection attacking cgannon64? (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Perfection&def=cgannon64&a=S)

Perfection is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that has a Computer for a Brain, and enjoys Climbing Buildings

cgannon64 is a Giant Moth that spins Vast Webs, looks like a Man in a Rubber Suit, has an Extra Head and four Extra Limbs, and carries a Ray Gun.

Oh no it's a tie when Perfection attacks!!!

I win with Perfection! (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Judge+Deadd&def=Perfection&a=I)

Whomp sees Judge Deadd milling about and attacks! The noise is too much and Whomp wins!! (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=whomp&def=judge+deadd&a=S)

In a Battle Royale Yuri2356 vs. PlutonianEmpire (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=yuri2356&def=PlutonianEmpire&a=S) The electricity attack is repelled!!!

I defeated more than a dozen people before I finally tied with Nobody.

I have beaten Neo-Conservativism with brute force! (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Dr.+Yoshi&def=Neo-Conservativism&a=S)

But who Tim? You force me to request a duel!

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Whomp&def=TimBentley&a=S (En Garde Mr. Bentley

Alright Whomp, I feel better. Utilizing my superior intelligence, I have produced a mind boggling victory! ;)

RegentMan Strikes Back. (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=regentman&def=whomp&a=I)

Ouch!

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=regent+man&def=whomp&a=S (Regent Man the all powerful!! Did you see what happens when you use Regent Man!!! I don't think there is anyone on the face of this earth that can beat Regent Man!!!

Ahh but Whomp strikes back with Peyton the killer puppy shih tzu....
Take that Mr. Regentman!!! (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=peyton+the+horrible&def=regentman&a=S)
Cold Attack!
Fire Attack!
Water Attack!
(and especially) Noise Attack!!!!

Ah, but Betrayed The Stinky attacks with superior agility, and defeats Whomp easily!


Betrayed The Stinky Meddles With Whomp's Business! (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Whomp&def=Betrayed+The+Stinky&a=A)

delete this

Aha! Lest "Betrayed The Stinky forgets Whomp was regenerated into Peyton the killer shih tzu and.....
Peyton the horrible vs Betrayed the Stinky (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=peyton+the+horrible&def=Betrayed+The+Stinky&a=S)

Take that Mr. B of the S's !!

What's really cool is what kind of monsters you get to be.

The Person is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that has Crablike Pincers, is Guarding its Nest, swats Aeroplanes like Flies, and is Wreathed with Flames.
That's so damn crazy that I'll make it my sig.

In a Battle Royale Yuri2356 vs. PlutonianEmpire (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=yuri2356&def=PlutonianEmpire&a=S) The electricity attack is repelled!!! Now, here we see the clear problem with tying one's to a random giant monster without first properly inspecting it to ensure it's quality. Had this been a Yuri-approved Geneticaly-Modified-Freak, the battle would have ended before begining in favor of me.

Bah, just because I beat you as well... :)

Giant Man-Eating Plant 2356 vs The Giant Man-Eating Plant (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=yuri2356&def=The+Person&a=S)

Another giant man-eating plant emerges from post wars...
What are these guys eating?

Sir Schwick take a swipe at Yuri2356 (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=sir+schwick&def=yuri2356&a=S)

I'm more surprised that someone else actually reads my thread....

BTW I apologize to anyone I may of offended here. I just read a thread that said a precedent was set to not use user names unless you get consent. I will delete your name if you wish. My bad!

With that being said anyone who wants to go after "Whomp" or "Peyton the horrible" killer shih tzu is more than welcome!!

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=United+States+of+America&def=Union+of+Soviet+Socialist+Republics&a=S

So then how did we win teh Cold war?

I put in these two and couldn't help but laugh out loud. :lol:

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=George+Bush&def=John+Kerry&a=S

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=United+States+of+America&def=Union+of+Soviet+Socialist+Republics&a=S

So then how did we win teh Cold war?
Cos the USSR were vulnerable to radiation, yet they built like a million nukes and fission plants.

I put in these two and couldn't help but laugh out loud.
:rotfl:

Aha....but when the USSR attacks the USA...

USSR v USA (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Union+of+Soviet+Socialist+Republic s&def=United+States+of+America&a=S)

@ The Person man eating plant. Your avvie is AWESOME. It looks....so....you.

Damn you Whomp, you're unbeatable.

Edit: This thread is so darn funny! I'm sure you can guess where I got the idea fot my current avatar from... Make sure you check out your desk, Whomp! :)

Not when Regentman eats a planet and becomes Regent Man! (sung in sing song fashion)....

The single greatest man eating plant vs lil' old Whomp (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Regent+Man&def=Whomp&a=S)

I wish more people could find the thread I thought it would be fun. Check out my desk? What's that?

Dang, that's so lopsided that it's not even funny. Well... come on... :lol: :lol:

But I can beat Regent Man with my agility! (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=TimBentley&def=Regent+Man&a=A)

I tried everything!!!....I tried superhero's, Paris Hilton, the whole world, martians, Metallica, the universe, Peyton the killer shih tzu, Napoleon, kryptonite, Michael Jordan....not even Yoda who actually was the closest I could come to battling the power of Regent Man (said sing song fashion). There is nothing more powerful. We will need to outsmart and move about very quickly to take on this power!!

Russ Meyer is god! (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Regent+Man&def=Faster+Pussycat&a=S)

Ouchies...

I am a Collosal Blob...yippy.... :)

truckingpete is a Collosal Blob that has X-Ray Vision, Tough Leathery Skin and Prehensile Eyes, controls the Weather, and can Regenerate.

okay....

Check out my desk? What's that?
It is clear that you haven't checked my location yet...

Just a joke. :)

truckingblob gets outmaneuvered by The Giant Man-Eating Plant (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=truckingpete&def=The+Person&a=A)

In a pot beside your computer
:rotfl:
Conversation between my girlfriend and I...........
Me: Honey would you mind if we throw out all the plants in the house?
Her: Why would you want to do that?
Me. Erm...I think...I'm...erm...allergic?
Her: Oh honey will you just go see the doctor and fix it cuz I like the fauna.
Me: Honey it could b....erm... in the interest of National Security?
Her: Whaya?
Me: You just wouldn't understand. Just listen to me.
Her: You've got serious mental issues.

It is clear that you haven't checked my location yet...

Just a joke. :)

truckingblob gets outmaneuvered by The Giant Man-Eating Plant (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=truckingpete&def=The+Person&a=A)

how in the world can a plant move??? Oh well I beat you in everything else except that part...:D

Well, it was the only way I could beat you. And yes, I know it is unrealistic. But wouldn't a plant wreathed in flames burn up?

@Whomp
Don't worry, I'll eat her first (I'm a Woman-Eating Plant, too.) :) That is, if she hasn't better stats than me. And anyway, since you beat me, you'll protect her, won't you?
Edit: :lol: title, Whomp! Not that you would need it, though...

Oh no mi amigo...she has acid for blood and carries a flamethrower..not even Whomp stands a chance.... Holly the horrific v The Person (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=holly+the+horrific&def=The+Person&a=S)

bitterly appropriate (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=clint+eastwood&def=martin+scorsese&a=S)

Finally, some proof! (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Jokes&def=Your+Mom&a=I)

ha ha

more evidence (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=yo%27+mama&def=yo%27+daddy&a=S)


it's a sweep! (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=yo%27+greasy+greasy+granny&def=yo%27+mama&a=S)

@Whomp
Your girlfriend can't be very bright, though...

The Giant Man-Eating Plant outsmarts holly the horrific (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=holly+the+horrific&def=The+Person&a=I)

Give up now...

Strategos is a Giant Robot that eats Nuclear Waste, breathes Ice Vapour, projects a Purple Forcefield, can Regenerate, and CANNOT BE STOPPED.

In to save the day vs Strategos...da da da da...da da!! (in sing song) ... Strategos vs Super hero Re-gent Maaannnn! (said in sing song fashion of course!) (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Strategos&def=Regent+Man&a=S)

@ The Person--You got that right !! She is completely out of her mind considering she went to Berkeley and Columbia so she has some very alien and twisted views of (my) reality!!

@ ummm....
:rotfl:

You can't beat me that easily! Can't you read I CANNOT BE STOPPED! You have forced me to morph into a stronger form (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Regent+Man&def=Strategos%29&a=S)

Finally a guy who can beat Regent Man!!! GOOD JOB!!!!!!!!!

We could be in trouble folks..he may take over the world :twitch: I sent in the Armed Forces with no success... (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=The+Army%2C+Navy%2C+Air+Force+and+ Marines&def=Strategos%29&a=S)

Ever get the feeling Arnold Schwarzennegar's muscles are fake? :hmm:

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Skinny+kid+deathly+afraid+of+muscl e-men&def=Arnold+Schwarzennager&a=S

My agility can still beat Strategos) (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=TimBentley&def=Strategos%29&a=A)

ho ho ho The Person has been defeated by citizen001!

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=citizen001&def=The+Person&a=S

You can't beat me that easily! Can't you read I CANNOT BE STOPPED! You have forced me to morph into a stronger form (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Regent+Man&def=Strategos%29&a=S)
Yes, but Faster Pussycat is the true champion, and Strategos) can't beat him (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Strategos%29&def=Faster+Pussycat&a=S). Though if you could goad Faster Pussycat into attacking you, things would be different . . .

It must be the swollen head. I am shocked! Now we have two battle monsters to contend with. The current toughest Strategos) and Faster Pussycat

Faster Pussycat is a Planet-Sized Moth that swallows Aeroplanes Whole, Fears Nothing, has Enormous Tusks and a Massively Swollen Skull, and is in League with Dark Forces.

I gotta get myself a better username...

At least you can beat me. (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=The+Person&def=ummmm........&a=S)

The Phantom can defend against Strategos) (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Strategos%29&def=The+Phantom&a=S)

But Strategos) is still undefeated when defending. (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=The+Phantom&def=Strategos%29&a=S)

We need to find a strong guy with a water attack . . .

(Faster Pussycat beats The Phantom either way, BTW)

But The Giant Man-Eating plant is both outmaneuvered (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=The+Person&def=ummmm........&a=A) and outsmarted (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=The+Person&def=ummmm........&a=I) by the Dragon Who Says ummmm.........

All things succumb to those who wait.

I've sent Super Jack Whomp! to the "McGyver School of Tricks and Ingenuity" taught by McGyver himself "How to make water your best friend vs. strong Battle Monsters 414"!
Super Jack Whomp brings Strategos) into his watery hiding place.... (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Super+Jack+Whomp%21&def=Strategos%29&a=I)
The athletic squid Super Jack has done it! Who's the most intelligent?

PhilippStrength: 2
Agility: 8
Intelligence: 8
e is a Giant Mecha-Bee that eats Nuclear Waste, Glows in the Dark, cowers from Radiation, and dislikes Modern Architecture.
vs Strength: 3
Agility: 6
Intelligence: 5

Thunderfall is a Giant Moth that cowers from Radiation, has Four Sets of Teeth, and fears the Military.
Philippe wins! ;-)
Now with my real name:
hollebeke is a Giant Moth that carries a Flamethrower, is Radioactive and Cold-Blooded, and CANNOT BE STOPPED.
Fire Attack!
Radiation Attack!
He is indestructable!!!!


LOL: Hitler is a Giant Ape that swallows Aeroplanes Whole, has an Extra Head and Tough Leathery Skin, and is Undead.

Battle me!!!
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster?def=hollebeke

Dadadada...dada....Charge!!!!
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monster.cgi?att=Super+Jack+Whomp&def=hollebeke&a=S (Super Jack Whomp to the rescue!!!