This is the headquaters of the Fanatiana Commision. We are group of like minded individuals who are blessed with alot of freinds.

http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads9/corleones.jpg

We Belive in the following things and swear to obey our scraed laws

1. Our society is flawed, some people have to much power within the demogame, so we must band together to defend ourselves.
2. Profit is the most important thing in the Demogame. (all sorts of profit)
3. Never ever talk to the judiciary (unless bribeing).
4. To talk gangstery alot of the time.
5. to bend the constitution to the maximum to get what we want.
6. But don't break the Forum rules, we don't wanna get baned.
7. to always remeber this is a game.

There are different ranks in "This Thing" But because it is not just one family but a comisson there can be as lots dons if you want. The ranks of this thing.
1. Cappo di tutti Cappi (boss of bosses) there can be only one of these, the head of the comssion.
2. Don. (head of a familiy, 5 availiable)
3. Capo (pick a familiy to be under)
4. Buttonman (pick a familiy to be in)
Consilgeri: advisor to the boss of bosses. (only one of these).

All position are avaliable for now, just pm me, then i will tell you the oath. you post the oath and your made. you also have to have a mafia name. Also when you sign up have a picture or will find you a picture.

heres a link (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=113758) to the bussiness club so we may discuss things with out the damn feds bugging the room.

Made Members

Cappo di Tutti Capi: Don Salvatore Nobazine http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads9/michael.jpg
Consigleri:SaaM (consigleri dosent need a fancy name, they are what they are.) http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads9/consigleri.1.JPG
Don: Don Cuore Nero Familiy name:Cuore http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads9/freddie.jpg
Don: Don Provoluzu Familiy name:Provoluzo http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads9/vicent.1.JPG
Don: Classica Musica Familiy name: Musica http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads9/tonys.JPG
Don: Snipelfrittz Ambrosi Familiy name: Ambrosi http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads9/elwood.gif
Don: Firmus piett Familiy name: Piett http://www.piett.org/images/piett26.jpg

Don Cuore Nero of the Nero family ever at your service.

It seems the head of this organazation just talked to the judiciary(to file a JR)... You just broke #3 ;)

before i posted

Don Provoluzzi signs up (Andy Garcia pic please)

Ahh not the picture of Fredo! Have me as Don Corleone's nephew from Godfather III

fredo is prefectly cool, in his own way. and provo chose vicent first (if thats who you mean)

yea Vincent :D Fredo is also part of the family, and a brother (Uncle to Vincent)

fredo might betray michael, but in it was bussiness nothing personal, thats why Carlo and Tessio werent hated only killed. and everyone loves fredo.

Our Oath: To become a full member you need to delete copy and delete this sacared image

http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads9/Meier.jpg

And post this "As this sacrad image is burns so may my soul if i ever betray my freinds"

could a mod put this up the top of the thread :) please

President DaveShack passes a small group of men on the street. They are dressed in the most unusual clothes he's ever seen, almost like something from the far future. As he walks by he catches little bits of conversation. They call each other Don this and Don that, and talk of avoiding notice by the judiciary.

Hmm, he thinks to himself -- I wonder where these guys are from? They don't look like they are from India, and we haven't met anyone else. I must discuss this with the shaman, and ask if they are spirits from another world. If so, perhaps if we can learn from the Indians how to bury the dead in elaborate ceremonies, their spirits may communicate with these and help communicate their purpose to us.

Ahh not the picture of Fredo!What's wrong with Fredo? He's not a bad looking guy.

http://www.lordoftherings.net/images/ca_ewood.jpg

Heh.. Fredo Frodo is funny.

And yeah. I'm the Consigleri. And I'm actually Sicilian. So you wanna make something of that?

*new rule (as the boss of bosses i get to make rules) when ever anyone (kids especialy) swears or dis's there mum, all members have to say "hey" loud.

*new rule if any of us have wives we must imedaitely start cheating on them, withs atleast one Goomar (girlfreind) and lots of hoes.
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anyone want to smuggle some cheap wine?

why smuggle when you have the nations premiere wine dealer as your Consigleri?
I do own the majority shares in all the companys, after all.

SaaM

and of all the nations we know, we have a monopoly of the wines market. meaning the la Cosa Nostra controls the worlds* Alchol industry.

*known world

I am Don Classica Musica, head of the Musica family. I would like a picture of Tony Soprano.

I am Don Classica Musica, head of the Musica family. I would like a picture of Tony Soprano.

Hmph, don't stay in the Corleone family then!

Hmph, don't stay in the Corleone family then!
:lol: You will notice my family because we are a singing family.

Don Salvatore Nobazine, I have some sensitive infomation for but I cannot reach. Cna you please remove some of your mail that is clogging you PM box. Regards, Classica Musica.

classica, its been done

Its Election time now, and some of the familiy are running, so far
Black heart for chief justice
and
Nobody for External Console
. so lets all work together to get them elected. (but remeber to vote according to your own free will). basicly by hassling the people runing against them.

Also look at the first post all the pictures are there now. also remeber the books are open we are excepting new members particuly Judges, presidents and Governors.

...we are excepting new members particuly Judges, presidents and Governors.Are you also accepting new members? :confused:

This should be a rather ineresting election...

Are you also accepting new members?

yes.

Black heart is anyone running in your election? i all ready start my intimdation campaign against mad-bax. i just hope he takes my PM as a joke

I am purchasing fish to send to your mother as I write. ;)

I am purchasing fish to send to your mother as I write.

we are not amused

Its Election time now, and some of the familiy are running, so far
Black heart for chief justice
and
Nobody for External Console
. so lets all work together to get them elected. (but remeber to vote according to your own free will). basicly by hassling the people runing against them.

Also look at the first post all the pictures are there now. also remeber the books are open we are excepting new members particuly Judges, presidents and Governors.

Haha, Nobody, I think the Judiciary is in safe hands....*Ordering boat ticket to the Hitites Realm*

*new rule (as the boss of bosses i get to make rules) when ever anyone (kids especialy) swears or dis's there mum, all members have to say "hey" loud.
I am purchasing fish to send to your mother as I write.

HEY!!!

I'd like to thank you for accepting me into your organization. I will do my best to help all of us prosper. For those who don't know, I'm currently the director of expansion and running for a second term, so I have a "foot in" with the government.

A toast, to us and our future prosperity.

soon we will have a controling intrest in the Judicaly

Soon our plan to take over the world will be complete.

The mafia send fish to the wives and mothers of men they have "disappeared". The message being "your son sleeps with the Fishes". It is a sign of respect, and shows that there was nothing personal in it. Business is Business, and of course a decent fish supper is always welcome.

The mafia send fish to the wives and mothers of men they have "disappeared". The message being "your son sleeps with the Fishes". It is a sign of respect, and shows that there was nothing personal in it. Business is Business, and of course a decent fish supper is always welcome.

no one needs a lesson on how that works, Luca Mad-bax sleeps at the bottem of the sea (i prefer the book)

Mad-bax wanna join??

I would like to, but I just don't look good in a hat. :)

I would like to, but I just don't look good in a hat.

Maybe you would look better in a box

:lol:

That's the funniest one liner I've read in ages. :worship:

And I'm actually Sicilian. So you wanna make something of that?

Eh? So, I'm Italian too, what's the big deal?

What's still open btw?

*New Rule* Only members of "this thing" may sell wine, and ummmm..... when ever anyone else drinks black heart has to drink (Don't argue with God Father (although provo also has the picture of one of the 3 god fathers and sonny, tom at times were in the same position) if the capo di tutti capi says drink then you drink)

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Welcome to our newest member "mr Piett" http://www.piett.org/images/piett26.jpg A.K.A Civ General, he is currently located directly under me until he choose what familiy he wants to join as all the Don positions are taken.

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That's the funniest one liner I've read in ages.

Funny how? like im clown? like im here to blue SNIP amuse you? Like i logged on to this website to make you laugh? Like im SNIP amuse you?!?

(ala the goodfellas)

Nobody - Warned. Don't bypass the autocensor - Rik

I would love to join but I can't think of a fancy name...

as all the Don positions are taken.

I thought there were five open and there are only four dons not including you. Are you included in that rule.

Nobody - Warned. Don't bypass the autocensor - Rik

Go suck a leamon (i have to act gangstery please don't ban me :( im seeking help)
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HEY!!! there is 1 don position left open, and civ general is it. weapon x, just take wolverines real name and italian it up.
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can anyone tell me why my first page pictures arnt working

HEY!!! there is 1 don position left open, and civ general is it. weapon x, just take wolverines real name and italian it up.

I was thinking that but I rather like "Butchy Bruschetta", it is tough and delicious.

cool now all you need is a picture, i propose sonny corleone

HEY!!! there is 1 don position left open, and civ general is it.
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can anyone tell me why my first page pictures arnt working

The Piett Family offers there serveses.

OC (Off Character): They are working fine for me.

thanks, it is working now. also to show my contempt for the lawmen, i have changed the snips that "Man" gave me to navy instead of blue. i know im one bad mofo.

thanks, it is working now. also to show my contempt for the lawmen, i have changed the snips that "Man" gave me to navy instead of blue. i know im one bad [snip]

Man you sling lingo like a pro, for someone from NZ. ;)


about the snip -- No Rik, I'm not impersonating a mod -- just don't want to get warned for quoting something one could theoretically get warned for... :D

I shall give me services to the Cuore family as Capo.

Hey Hey Hey,

not many of us got elected this term, have you you been bribing the right people??

I prefer to be influencing people from behind the scenes. ;)

I will go on official record and state that the Mafia intimidated me enough that I was afraid to run for a position in Term 3.

I will run again in Term 4 assuming that I can be assured of protection.

I will run again in Term 4 assuming that I can be assured of protection.

im sure some sort of arangment can be made that is benefitial to all partys involved

Because alot of us has been losing elections, i feel we need some new muscle to start laying the pressure down on the local goverment fat cats and the leaders of industry. So i have hired a out of towny, but hes freinds of ours.

http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads9/capone.jpg

El Sanco Diablo, he butcher of Camelot

hell be along shortly

itsa...pleasure to be among such a stronga familia, i shall do all i can in order insure the sucess of this family

The Butcher

Nobody... did you create a secondary account?

Verboten by the rules and you know that...

SaaM

na its my mate, i was just at the computer place at the same time,

hey stuck as a mac my friend, if i was someone who liked to talk to the federally a lot ild expect two behind the ear, if ya know what i mean...

Verboten by the rules and you know that...

when did the rules ever apply to us

people who talk to much ... usually end up in a new pair of shoes, the concrete kind...

Election time again, normally this is the time when our secret organisation become fairly public. We have quite a few members running for positions. rember your motto "extort extort extort"

We need some culture. That is why Classica Musica is your man. Vote for him in the Cultural minister poll.


DISCLAIMER:This ad has been paid for and brought to you by the friends for the election of Classica Musica as Culture minister.

We have had our greatest victory ever, we now have a controling intrest in the courts. Unfortunatly we have lost some members to the moderators (not discussing just stating what happened) dont worry Sanco your wife and children will be taken care of, everyone will be alright

Don Nobodazine looks sits at his desk looking at the pictures of he has of the La Cosa Nostra, remebering the fun we had when Don CG got drunk and spewed on the poker table, and don Provoluzu had a bit to much and started hitting on the consigleri. Ahhh those were good times, Now we have two turned goverment witness and joined the joined the witness protection squad. 1 have the ultimate sacrifice for familiy, two Betrayed the Famaila and joined forces with blackhole and his Courts. And now hardly anyone comes here. And we have our biggest strugle ahead of ourselves.

Section 9 squad leader, 1st Lt. Tantor Arimak bursts open the door with his squad behind him. "Alright, this is a raid, all of you are under arrest under the orders the surface marshal and commander of section 9." Don Nobodazine scampers out through the kitchen just as the SWAT team raids. Lt Tantor with a pair of cufs searches for any La Cosa Nostra members lurking in the building. "I know the surface marshal will have a field day placing nerve staples on to these rebels" Tantor said to himself.

times up, new games on and we all know whos wearin the pinstripped suit

As the section 9 team enters the bulding the LCN run out the back door, Don Nobazine waits in the kitchen with the gas turned on, Civgeneral and 5 Section members come in and point there guns at nobodazine "Times up Chancellor its time for you to pay, for your crimes" Nobodazine smiles as he pulls two granendes out of his jacket and tosses them at cg, although he is instantly riddled with bullets it cant stop the bombs and the gas filled room exploding into a 700 degress inferno. melting the metalic armour of the section 9 troops vasporises under the head. Civ generals flesh explodes on his bones and as his tiny brain boils in brain juice. before his burning body hits the floor his life is gone and his soul has exscaped out of it, then gone down to hell. Just then hell freezes over and his soul is trapped for ever, no chance of reviaval at all... full stop. As the room explodes Nobodazine jumps out the window and lands on the ground, El Sanco walks up to him "yous alwight boss?" "yeah just get me to a hospital"

@Nobody - You cant kill off main characters since its against the RPG rules, see the RPG rules from DG2 & 3. Also, you ruined the story also. I was never in the raid

CivGeneral's cybornetic body crawls out of the wreckage, the clone grown skin is compleately burned off. Looking more like the shadow of his former self and more like the terminator (Except for the eyes which are still the same natural color). CivGeneral grabs a M1 Garand rifle and runs off to catch up to Nobody. Once Noboy was in his site, CivGeneral begins to fire of a round at Nobody. After the round is used up and ejected, an old man in robes finds CivGeneral.

"CivGeneral stop, youre going to kill yourself dispite having a cyborg body" said the old man. I said "But he..." then the old man interupts and says "I know, I know, I saw the whole thing. Now come with me. I know a way to fix you up." I was puzzled and what was going on but felt that I can trust the old man as he takes me to a church in a disclosed location. Once in the church, the old man moved the alter which revealed an underground tunnel which lead to labratory, there I saw a prostetic body much like my original. "How did you built that?" I asked the old man. "I was part of Megatech before the rise of the Chansellor. I had a feeling that you would be the one to go after him and saved your spare prostetic body. All I need to do is just transfer your cyberbrain into this one and fix your original" replyed the old man.

The old man, whos name he did not revealed, lived a hermit lifestyle after the rise of the chansellor. Just as the old man activates my new cybernetic body, he tells me not to attack directly against Nobody but to wage a war of attribution against him, a gurella war, an insurgent's war. I then ask him "What if we fail?". "If we fail, then what he calls the rebels, will be procecuted for crimes against his rule. The only hope is to end this war peacefully" answered the old man. The old man then hands me refuge clothing to use as a desguise when walking in the Chansellor's territory.