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Note that player 1 is Black in this game.
1. d7

Sheesh, ummm let's see, d6 might be a good move. I'll try that

1. d7 d6
2. e6

(I was considering c6 for some time, but what the hey.)
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c5 might not be horrible

c6 causes Atari and gets around the 10 char limit

Screenie for the watchers, now with move numbering!

d5 would be my next move

Correct reply is b6 to secure my corner.

b5 might be okay

with g7, all the top are belong to me.

f5 hubbihbviuuoihbniinji[nuiuioujn

g5, mister "forklore".

g6 might work

f6 might stop it working.
(Atari)

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h6 would be my next move

f4, sorry for disappearing for a while
(Atari)

e5 seems okay

h4, beep-beep