This club is a join veture of La Costa Nostra and The Wine Merchants Guild.

This is open to all who wants to enjoy the fine pleasures of Alcohol, Gambling and Pleasure. Of course everything comes at a price. Are you willing to pay the price?

Yes, where do i sign up

Yes, where do i sign up
You have signed up. In fact you can just come here for a good time. If you are thirsty we have a fine range of wines and other alcoholic beverage, mostly legal.

Here is some more info about this club.
You may come here for all you gambling needs. Soon to be set up will be a betting center. If there is anything that can be bet on, believe me that we will find a way to get that done. Understand! If not, we know what to do to anyone who does not understand.

Now if you are not a gambler you can just come here for the ambiance. Occasionly you might hear of some people dying out back, but that is the ambiance of this place. We have a master chef here and if you want to send your enemies a severed head or a few fingers, you just have ask me for such a request. Also if you want to real food, then all you have to do is look at the menu and chose what we have.

I hope that your stay at the Legitimate Businessman's Social Club is enjoyable and that you fulfilled all your dreams, whatever they may mean.

Is there a menu for the restraunt and bar?

*siting around smoking cigars and having sit downs with verious undesirables*

This is a raid! Gimme all yer cash before I get angry. PRONTO!

*nobody sits at table calm and smoking cigar but now looking at blackheart* "Do you have any idea who your robbing young man?" *blackheart in his skimask looks nervous, Musicas drops behind bar and grabs 12 gauge*

Listen here, blackheart, I have some important news for you. If I were you I would just leave and go home to you girlfriend, if you know whats best for you. We are just a simple pub doing business. If you do not do the "right thing" then you know what happens to those who do not do the "right thing". I hope this talk was very beneficial to you. I would say go home and see what have done to your house.

ooc what era are we in? just wondering just nobody grabbed a 12 gauge
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Oh so sorry gentleman. My fingers seem to have slipped on the trigger and feel onto the the dial 999 (911 in UK) code. The police will be here shortly, to arrest you men for harboring known criminals, and I shall not be in sight. My skills are adept indeed, I shall slink into the night with your material goods. You cannot stop me, oh no, surrender now. So what say ye, your life or your money?

Dear Mister Blackheart,
We have heard that you are planning a raid on my fine establishment, do so, and you will see the fine art of being a businessman. We will sue you so bad that you will have nothing to live on and then you will see who funny it was to do that. You have no evidence whatsoever about our establishment. We are doing nothing illegal. You have to prove the evidence and we have twelve high priced laywers that know the law inside and out. It does seem that this threat is caused by the fact that you are a bit stiff. Why don't you come down to my establishment and enjoy are drink or two for tonight only, and you will see we are doing nothing illegal. We do not want you as an enemy, so you will see things are just as I have told you.

Regards, Classisa Musica, your pal.

*snipel, who has been sitting in the corner, approches the police officer and hands him a handsome piece of pocketchange. Thankful, the officer tips his hat and walks out the door.*

Come now, can't we all enjoy ourselves like buisiness men?

*Joins Nobody in his cigar smoking*

OOC-I think its a 12-gauge bow and arrow ;)

Gregski arrives and requests the 'usual drink'. The barman informs Gregski that only the small 20 litre barrel is available. Gregski reluctantly agrees, but warns the barman to have another barrel ready. A barrel of beer and a large glass quickly appears.
Gregski starts drinking.
After 10 minutes of solid drinking and a barrel later, Gregski starts getting conversational:

"So what happened in the, uh last 500 years?"

"I think we are planning for war. I certainly stand to profit from this because all the military personel are frequent visitors to this bar."

yeah and we all know how them soliders like to vist some of blackhearts "girls"

"I think we are planning for war. I certainly stand to profit from this because all the military personel are frequent visitors to this bar."

And a nice bar it is too. Only problem is this total weirdo who drinks beer by the barrel-load. Oh wait, I mean, uhm....

Drink up my friend. Spread the word about how good this place. Do you want to stay overnight, because we have unbelievable rates that will knock your socks off?

........48 hours earlyer.......

*nobodazine and the rest of his people are sitting around playing card games, smoking cigars when there is a sudden bang on the door, then a loud bang then the door flew apart and armed Moderators swarm the room* "Mr nobodazine you are underaresst for drugs, murder and posting after you were told not to" *they drag the godfather off he yells* don't worry musica ill be back before my soups cold

Don't worry Mr Nobazine, i'll keep the soup in a dutch oven for you to keep it warm.

*Harold the Hit Man walks in a pulls out a very large axe. He walks over to Musica and says, "I'm here to take care of someone, a Mr. Nobazine." Musica says, "You just missed him". Harold them cuts his wrist in frustration and walks out the door, down the street; towards the nearest hospital.

*8 hours later harold has just got home from hospital and has gone how, now he is lieing on couch at home reading his copy of the godfather, he is part was through the boring bit about Johny Fontant, then the opens harold thinks its his wife Margret, but it is actually Classica Musica, but vikingruler never relises who it is*

(Musica) "Don Nobadazine sends his regards"

*Musica puts two rounds through harolds left eye, then he drops his silcened beretta and walks out to a car being driven by Snipelfrittz Ambrosi*

(Ambrosi) "Did ya do the job on harold?"

(musica) "yeah harold, you won't be seeing him anymore."

Hey musica, i want you to do me a favor and drive a person named "black Hole" out into the desert and fuhgetabout him

Sammy "the Wolf" Avinzi enters the club, gourmet coffee in hand......

HEY! Whose a guy gotta whack to get a table at this joint?

Sorry about this sir. You can have this fine table right near the front. I'm sure you and your cronies will like this establishment. We have fine wines if you prefer that to coffee, but coffee is fine here. We are willing to cater for anyone tastes. Enjoy your stay, Mr Avinzi.

*a man in strange robes with a long black cape with numerous celtic symbols on it walks in with a few other men also dressed in the same fashion but with hoods over their faces to hide their identity's*

*the strange man walks over to a table and sits down with his cult and pulls out one of the finest cigars anyone this side of the world has ever seen*

The strange man askes"Musica.....give a round of beer to everyone, its on me"

*nobotti raises from his chair and moves over to the stranger and in rasp voice begins to speak* "hey you must be new around here and fuhgot to use the proper manners, you wanna show some respect, you think we need chaority? do i look african to you? we buy the round in this club, put your money away *nobody grabs a beer off the bar hands it the new guy. Then he pinchs his check and slaps it* "you keep your head down capice there are dangerous guys in this neck of the woods and youll do a good job to avoid them" ---- http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=113760&page=4

*the strange man looks at nobody and nods* "Indeed these people that you deem dangerous are just the people that im looking to do buisness with,i have many *items* that i am looking to sell" "Know anyone that needs some of the finest cigars around, or a boomstick?" "o and thanks for tha tip"

"Gentlemen, we do not want a Mob war here. Lets all settle this like gentlemen we are." Grabs a shotgun just in case.

The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club has been closed down by it's former owner. The owner has left the Fannatican empire forever.

The former owner has "left" the demogame, he should of kept his mouth shut but he went crying to the mods, so now he has "left" the demogame. yeah you wont be seeing him any more, damn rat.

Hello Chaps,
I was wondering what is this Bloody Democracy Game Anyway. Please P.M. Me your responce.
Well then Cherioe.
~Mike