Sponsored by The Legimate Businessman's Social Club. Previous game is RPG Mini-Game: Murder at the Temple!. This is for those who did not participate in that game.

This is a Mafia game. For those who have not played one before, the First thing you must do is sign up for this game. When you do sign up you will need to state who you are, your sex, your age, and your occupation. When we have enough participants, there will be PM's to the Mafiosos. Once that has happened I will announce that it is night and the Mafioso or Mafiosos will send me their kill instructions. Once they have done I will announce that it is day and the person killed by the mafioso.

Why should citizens enjoy a day or even a night, or some prefer to stay for an extended break at The Legimate Businessman's Social Club? We have so much to offer. If you just want a drink with your friends, or even your enemies. We have an expert team of negiotators that will stop your enemies from being enemies to friends. If you want world class food, then why have the best chefs the world has to offer. We are the only five star restaurant in Fanatania/ If you are feeling lonely, then why don't you try many of our "women" that are here to entertain you. If you do not want that, then there are other pleasures that we can provide for you.

Players: Their Age, Their Sex, Their Occupation
1. Snipelfritz - Ruppert, 24, Male, Thief
2. RegentMan -Premier Burgandy, 38, Male, French Fur Trader.
3. Magnificent Cow - Boris "The Cow" Ivanovo, 45, Male, Unemployed Alcoholic
4. Nobody - John Doe, 25-45, male, Accountant dead by mafioso
5. Gregski - Don Vincenzo. 72, male, "Mafia Related"
6. vikingruler - Harold of the HC, 50, male, Viking Hit man of the Horny Clan
7. Noldodan - Noldodan, Three Ages of the reckoning of Valinor, male, Elf
8. Black Hole - Black Hole, 28, male, Government Agent.
9. CivGeneral - CivGeneral, 22, male, Surface Marshal
10. greekguy - Steven, 13, male, King of heaven and earth.
11. YNCS - Sir Percy Brooke-Hamster, 50ish, male, defrocked High Court Justice and part-time spelunker
12. Ranger99 - Snyder, 28, male, Intelligence Officer.

I remember muder at the temple. I was the last one to die :D. Good fun, Good fun. I'd love to do it again. I'm to tired to think up another character, so I'll use the same one as last time with a more English name.

Name:Ruppert
Age:24
Sex: ("No thanks I'm dead"-Family Guy) Male
Occupation:Thief

Name: Premier Burgandy
Age: 38
Sex: Male
Occupation: French Fur Trader

i have a sholve, and a 12 gauge crossbow. we can use the basement under the courthouse (the CJ owes me a few favors). im in for your game. does it work just like a normal mafia game?

^^ There will be some variations for this game.

Wah!!! Doesn't anyone want to play?

Let's just begin now. If you draw me as the mafia, my order is to kill snipelfritz... :mischief:

Name:Boris "the cow" Ivanovo
Age:45
Sex:Male
Occupation:Unemployed alcoholic

Occupation:Unemployed alcoholic
Ha ha, at first i thought you meant you were a proffesional alcholic looking to be hired somewhere.

Well, if you're in the market for one...:)

What skills do you have? Have you considered Joining the Wine Merchant's Guild?

I think "unemployed alcholic" means "street bum" right?

I think "unemployed alcholic" means "street bum" right?
I was thinking more along the lines of "The Dude" from The Big Lebowski, albeit slightly harder-drinking.
But hey, you say potato, I say...hmm, that doesn't work in text.

John Doe, white male age 25-45. Working as a accoutant who some times like to spend his weekends in a latex suit being wipped by prostitues. but my wife knows nothing of this and i really hope don't get murded and she has to find out about my hidden life

Ummm... that's quite an, oh how do I say it... an interesting life, Nobody. ;)

Name: Don Vincenzo
Age: 72
Sex: Male
Occupation: Mafia related

Name: Harold of the Horny Clan
Age: 50
Sex: Alpha Male
Job: Viking Hit man of the Horny Clan

Name: Noldodan
Age: Three Ages of the reckoning of Valinor
Sex: the -adan suffix on my name means "man", so...
Occupation: Resident Elf

Name: Black_Hole
Age: 28
Sex: Male
Job: Government Agent

for this game, do our murders have to keep to the time frame, like no guns until we get them?

Name: CivGeneral
Age: 22
Sex: Male
Job: Surface Marshal

if i get to be mafia, im so going to kill civ general (Disclaimer : :) )

if i get to be mafia, im so going to kill civ general (Disclaimer : :) )
I watch it with the comments if I were you. You just made yourself an ovious target for the citizens to vote for you and the host has not even passed out the PMs yet!!

Also, what is it that you have against me anyway? :rolleyes:.

that would be very dumb, if you say you will knock out cg, and cg is knocked off; guess who is the prime suspect?

that would be very dumb, if you say you will knock out cg, and cg is knocked off; guess who is the prime suspect?
Exactly my point

well, whoever is the mafia will CG right away now, knowing Nobody will get blamed for it.

if i get to be mafia, im so going to kill civ general (Disclaimer : :) )
That has to be the dumbest thing I have every seen said on a mafia game. It seems Nobody is will go, once CG is dead. :crazyeye:

Also, what is it that you have against me anyway? .

clearly you did not see my disclaimer. You in the chat room once you were going on about how you always get killed first.

That has to be the dumbest thing I have every seen said on a mafia game. It seems Nobody is will go, once CG is dead.

But maybe it will be to obvious, so they won't kill me.

But maybe it will be to obvious, so they won't kill me.
You obviously have not been part of the Mafia games that go on at the All Other Games forum on this site. Once you show any signs of guilt, you ar a goner.

Name: Steven
Age:13
Sex:Male
Job: King of the Heavens and the Earth

I just noticed this thread.

Permit me to introduce myself. I am Sir Percy Brooke-Hamster, age fiftyish, defrocked High Court Justice and part-time spelunker.

All we need is four more people to join before we can get this game going.

Please join! We just need 4 more people to start playing and i really want to play. Please join this game.

Name:Snyder
Age:28(and ready to go) ((Thats not really my actual age but...)
Sex:Male
Job:Inteligence Officer

hehe, this could be fun

It appears the thread is not the murder victim...

But Greekguy is right, we need only a few more people when the fun really starts.

It's going to stink if after this game starts you're the first one eliminated. All this time waiting... to die.

SInce it seems not too ,many more people seem to be joining, I'll start the game in 3 days time, or if by chance we get the quota by then.

The game has started, with only 12 people playing, Oh well. I have selected the two mafiosos. I have given instructions to one to send in kill instructions, and the other to wait until I send another PM. I await the first kill instruction.

Sign at the entrance of the Legitimate Businessman's Club.

For those here on Business, enter into the conference room.

Sitting at the table is already the host of tonights meeting, Classica Musica. Seated next to him was Don Vicenzo. Also seated already was Classica's accountant, John Doe. Next to enter was the Famous French Fur trader, Premier Burgandy. While that was not his first name, he like to be called that because he was the "premier" fur trader in town, and noone doubted that, so they gave him the due respect because we know the quality that he gives when ever we buy some of his furs. We know that fur is not murder, paying for it is, especially in this business. Some one who is highly regarded here is Ruppert. He seems to come to this place and spend up big. We do not care for where he get the money, just as long as the money is spent here.

Next to enter was Sir Percy Brooke-Hamster. This former High Court Judge was suprisingly defrocked by some scandal. There has been some talk that they might want to take away the title of his and become an ordinary Mister. Apparently he had sex with some female court offical. Everyone seems to be doing it, so I don't see why he had to suffer as a result. Next to enter was Black Hole, a Government offical. He is here to see that all business was legal. We have to be certain that we will not get into any trouble. Next to enter through the doors was CivGeneral. Even though he is stil young, he has already earned hs stripes by leading the Mighty Fanatican army to victory, so for that, we are honoured to be in his presence. And when he entered, he recieved a big cheer for his heroic efforts against the Dutch. Another person who is regarded highly here is Snyder. Without his tireless work, the war effort aginst the Dutch might not have worked quite so well without him and his team.

Next to enter was a very weird man. There was this man who actually thought that he was an elf. Everyone could not hlp themselves and started to snigger at him for this behaviour. But Noldodan told everyone to keep quite, because he was "here to give guidance about the ways that the Elfs would do their business." At that point everyone started to crack up laughing at this nonsense. After all this laughing the rest of the group entered to see what all the fuss was about. Many were wondering why a boy called Steven, was allowed into this meeting. Since the meeting had started, he had to stay because none of this was for the publics attention

"Even Gentlemen, boy and "Elf". I'm sure you are all keen as to why I have invited you all here. But before we get down to business, I better tell you about this lovely club we have, since this business will not be concluded in a matter of hours. We have many things that could kep you occupied at this club. If you think you are good with the cards, you will enjoy the small room to the back of this one. Remember to have fun if you want to play. We also catter for many sporting activities that you might fancy, just ask the receptionist for the details.

Considering we are all men, except for the boy, Steven, I'm sure that you will the pleasure of some "available" women we have. No stay here is complete without a visit from one of these special ladies. You can see them in the introduction package that everyone has recieved as they entered in the building. They certainly are very willing to entertain all your pleasures. I'm sure this will please you very much Harold.

Everyone staying here recieves free food for the whole time they are staying here. Now that is something I want people on the street to get a hold, because after this meeting business will be booming. The chefs here are world class and can cater for anyone tastes. Sorry that we have not been able to get down to business but we just did not have time, but please get to know everyone here, we will have lots of time to do that."

"One more thing, this is meant for Boris "The Cow" Ivanovo, stay away from the bar because you are not allowed there until you pay you tab. Remember, noone outside of this room is allowed to know of anything that happens in this room."

As everyone was going to their rooms, many people were curious about the some of the offers made in the intro. Mainly about the girls. They need not to fear that their wives might find out, because we keep everything a secret.

It was late at night when everyone heard a sickening thud. Everyone went out and saw that John Doe was lying on the ground, dead. At first it seemed that he accidently tripped over a rock, but when he was turned over, it was found that he had been stabbed by a sword. This is just not what this place needed right now, another murder investigation. The police are sick and tired of being called to our premises. Some of the witnesses remembered that they heard John Doe's killer say something very chilling. "Say that you're going to kill me huh? How does it feel?" Very chilling word indeed.

Who is the killer? You have 48 hours to vote for who you think is the killer. The winner of that prize will receive a once in a lifetime opportunity of meeting my "famous" tongue twister, for bring this fine institution into disrepute.

I vote for CivGeneral. He is the one who is experinced with weapons and no of us would expect him to do it, due to his high social standing.

*Don nobodazine lies on the floor covered in tomato sauce until everyone has a chance to see my death then gets up takes off his flood covered gimp suit and gets back into his pinstriped outfit* "oh well i had to expect that after my bold staments im off to courthouse to bribe some people, anyway in my expert oppion i don't think it was CG because that would be to obvious e.g. the karate style take down and the way i threntend to kill him ( :) ) but i think it was Viking ruler as what i did to harold in the Legimate bussiness mans thread" But i dont really know if i was still alive in the game (By game i mean role play in side my mafia roleplay) i would wipe them both out but vote well. anyway


VENDETTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

vikingruler has some good points. I also vote for CivGeneral.

I vote for YNCS. In the murder, people thought John Doe tripped over a rock. YNCS occupation is part-time spleunker. see the connection :hmm: .

Now just wait just a cottin' pickin' minute. First of all, I would vote for YNCS. Second of all, I would not risk my social standing. And third of all, my original cybornetic body was blown away in Mafia XXX leaving just my cyberbrain intact (See other games for that one).

Votes tallied so far.
CivGeneral IIII
Sir Percy Brooke-Hamster III
Steven I

Votes from
Civgeneral
Steven
Premier Burgandy
Harold
Don Vincenzo
Boris Ivanovo
Noldodan
Black Hole

Votes still needed from:
Ruppert
Sir Percy Brooke-Hamster
Snyder

NOTE. Remember to use the character name and not the Username, unless they are the same.

It's Don Vincenzo actually.

Anyway, the most suspicious character is Steven, so I vote for him.

It's Don Vincenzo actually.

Anyway, the most suspicious character is Steven, so I vote for him.
Sorry about that Don Vincenzo. :blush: That was a secretary's fault. You shall personally get to see what the tongue twister is about, as she will get it for that mistake.

Stabbed by a sword, eh? Hmm...Who has experience with such military weaponry? Perhaps-
CivGeneral receives my vote.

Now if you'll excuse me, there are some bottles of fine Fannatanian wine that need looking after.
Tab, indeed.

No worries, she has already apologised. Several times.

Voting for Sir Percy-Brook Hamster for having such a preposterous name.

No worries, she has already apologised. Several times.
To late. She must suffer for her actions.

I'll PM the rest who have not voted yet.

I vote for CivGeneral. For the same reason as everyone else, because the murder was done with a sword.

What happens if it is a tie vote?

What happens if it is a tie vote?That's for me to know ans you to find out. Basically I get the deciding vote. Don't forget that the host of this game is part of La Costa Nostra, and is a Mob boss himself, so do not make me angry. :mad:

I vote for CivGeneral. For the same reason as everyone else, because the murder was done with a sword.

not to mention the fact that i said i was going to kill him and the murderer (not really murder we know what we were getting into when we joined "This Thing") said "you said you were going to kill me" *looks around* i mean Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo im a m&@^er F&36en G.H.O.S.T

According to the vote of the elders, the valiant warrior CivGeneral has won a meeting with my cronies and the tongue twister. The other Mafioso may send his instructions in.

Now that we have gotten that cleared, have some fun before we schedule the next meeting.

You idiots!!!!! Never steriotype people just because of their nicks :mad:.

*nobody the gangster ghost next point to viking ruler, if it wasnt cg the clue points to him (or who ever the next clue indicates)*

Now this murder is something that I could be proud of. It seems that Sir Percy Brooke-Hamster was enjoying a few drinks when he was approached a by man. They had a few drinks together and they decided that they needed to talk about a few things so they went to Percy's room to discuss business. From the Police reports, it seems that two people were involved in the attack. It seems that the victim did not know the assailants, but they knew alot about him. it seems that the victim was caught unawares because there seems to be not struggle. The murder weapon was an arrow fired at close range, but the kill was done with a blow to the head to make sure he was dead.

I must say that I really like this kill, but still, the person who is responsible still must die for his actions. Start sending your votes

This is a blatant frame, as I would never go outright and talk about a bow and arrow. Besides, as a fur trader, I have to be able to fire my arrows from far away. Harold of the HC gets my vote, as he is the Viking hit man of his clan. Vikings used bows, after all, and probably aren't the best marksmen, thus the reason for the upclose hit. The blunt object at the end only gives more proof for Harold of the HC's guilt.

Admittedly Vikings like to use big two hand-handed axes, clearly no one would lug a thing like that around when planning a murder. Definitely a Viking job so my vote goes to Harold of the HC.

I'll go with the rest of you. Harold of the HC must die.

I am truly appalled at these wild allegations. I'm am not the killer and will explain why. First of all it was said that the killer, not me, used a bow. Now a bow happens to be a very bulky weapon. I think it is quite obvious that Sir Percy-Brooke Hamster would see the bow. Thus he never would have talked to me if he saw me with a bow. I will admit that I did talk to him the night of the murder, but I was unarmed, and I was going to talk to him about all the strange occurences here. I would also like to add that it was said that the killer strike the victim in the head to finish him off. I would like to repeat that I was unarmed and Hamster would've seen me with the weapon and not talked to me.

I believe that Steven is the perpetrator. First of all, he received one vote last poll for the killer so he could easily be it. Also, his avatar is of an archer, proving his markmanship with a bow. Now the arrow didn't kill hamster, but I believe I know what happened. While everyone was in the drinking area, Steven, underage, can't drink, took the oppurtunity to carry out a FRAMING operation aganist me. The arrow missed, because people came down the hall, forcing him to not get a direct hit. He then waited for panic to break-out, went into the room and finished the job.

My vote obviously goes to the coniving, framing, scumbag Steven.

Harold did it

plus he killed me :) KILL HAROLD!!!! BOOO!!!!!!

plus he killed me :) KILL HAROLD!!!! BOOO!!!!!!
No he didn't. Remember there are two mafiosos, the first one killed you, not this one.

Votes for:
Harold of the Horny Clan IIIIII
Steven I

Votes from
Harold of the Horny Clan
Premier Burgundy
Snyder
Steven
Don Vincenzo
Black Hole
Boris Ivanovo

Votes needed from:
Noldodan
Ruppert

After this night I think every one needs to relax a bit. So once everyone has voted I'll send up a surprise for you, well everyone except Steven, because he is too young. Do you get the drift of that? I'm sure it will relax you for the next days business.

Harold of the HC gets my vote

If Mr. Doe were still alive, he would have received my vote. As it stands, I will sway with the majority. Harold it is.

Considering that the other two people's votes will not matter, I have decided that Harold of the HC. He gets to be very intimate with a girl that happens to be a master of the decapitator. It is a spectulor sight to see her do that maneover.

Now here is something different. I have decided to open betting in what I would like to call, Put a head on the block. Basically it is a betting system in which you place bets on whom you think will be the next victim. If you get it correct, you will win some extra money for the nights activities. Start betting NOW.

Before I post the next kill, who is the favourite for the next kill?

I'll get the ball rolling with a vote for my pal Steven. And now, back to the bar.

What are the odds you'll give for that?

i have to say i am a bit nervous, but my money is on Noldodan. Odds: 4-1

Odds? Hmm, I think I will go 4-1 as well.

*While Harold is enjoying his stay in Valhalla, he decides to check in on the Social Club. He floats down near Steven with an axe to his head, but people begin to look at him. Fortuantley as ghost no one can see him but can hear his voice. He says he is here and says that Steven will die next. HE MUST DIE!!!! HE MUST DIE!!!!!!!!

When do we get the killing post?

we didn't, but classical_hero wants us to make bets on who is dying next. of course vikingruler took it a bit far there... and forgot to post odds. :p

Sorry about the delay. I just had to get rid of an opponent before I could get back to business here. But again we cannot stasrt our business because the maid just found Rupert dead. From the police report, it seems that Ruppert and the assailant had bit of a struggle. It seems that the assailant did quite a bit of rummaging thruogh the belongings of Ruppert. It seems that the assailant was very specific in what he was looking and it seemed that he found it. A witness heard this very strange saying before he went to bed, but now that Ruppert is dead, it is clear to him. Apparently the assailant said; "How dare you steal my awesome government stuff!"

Who do you think did the killing? Since noone guess correct about the next victim, I get all the money. :D

It is snipelfritz, you else would steal something?

Umm... snipelfritz is Ruppert. Perhaps killing the poor guy confused your mind, Mr. Government Agent? I say Black Hole, as it is obvious Ruppert stole some pretty cool government gadgets from him.

It could be Black Hole, but that is too obvious. So, i vote for Snyder, the intelligence agent. That seems like a government job too me.

The clue lies in the line "assailant was very specific in what he was looking and it seemed that he found it". This would point to an intelligence officer, i.e. Snyder.

i guess it couldnt be a frame, but Snyder must be the culprit then...

i was sure the killer was Civgeneral or Harold. oh well

hey....

im an intelligence OFFICER, all i do is collect and analyze data, im currently working on French troop strengths, i dont kill people, its not GOOD BUISNESS....

black hole did it

The votes tally.
Black_Hole II
Snyder IIII

Votes from:
Black_Hole
Snyder
Premier Burgundy
Steven
Don Vincenzo
Noldodan

Waiting for
Noldodan
Boris Ivanovo

I'll Pm these guys for their votes.

Voting Snyder for the sake of consensus.

Since Boris Ivanovo's vote does not matter Snyder has an appointment with my group. After the long torture, he confessed that he was one of the men around here who was into killing people. Obvious he was not intelligent to get away with the murder of his fellow citizens. Will the remaining Mafioso send in you kill instructions.

(out of character)
Sorry about my absence, my neighbors apparently cut our cable connection and the cable company took its time fixing it. I'm here, and still playing.
(/out of character)
And now back to my beer.

Not until you pay your tab.

The calm that, well it is never calm here, at least since this meeting was supposed to have started. Yet another member of this meeting was grusomely killed. it seems that Don Vincenzo was found in a sorry state. It appears that he and the murderer where in a drinking game. It seems that the Don was so drunk that he could do nothing about the attacks of his assailant. The police will not reveal any more details.

Who killed the Don?

Hey, stop picking on me! Ah well, now that I'm a ghost, I can travel through walls and stuff like that...

i think it's Boris, he's the drinker after all.

Boris is indeed the only alcoholic here. I vote for him.

Votes from:
Premier Burgundy
Steven

Votes For:
Boris Ivanovo II

Votes still waiting:
Black Hole
Noldodan
Boris Ivanovo
I'll Pm these guys for there votes.

An assassin? Me? This is an outrage, and a clear frame-up. Boris is a lover, not a fighter. Drinking games with Boris end in songs and pregnancy, not murder. My vote goes to Premier Burgundy, as he was the first to vote and cast doubt my way.

An assassin? Me? This is an outrage, and a clear frame-up. Boris is a lover, not a fighter. Drinking games with Boris end in songs and pregnancy, not murder. My vote goes to Premier Burgundy, as he was the first to vote and cast doubt my way.
Steven was first actually. Premier voted second.

-forehead smack-

Then if possible, I would like to change my vote to Steven. Never trust a man with one name.

I too vote for Boris, the alcoholic.

classical_hero have you forgotten about the game? i think Boris got the most votes and we need a new murder.

classical_hero have you forgotten about the game? i think Boris got the most votes and we need a new murder.
I have lost interest in this game.

:lol: Well then, would the murderer care to step forth? Is that okay with you, classical_hero?

:lol: Well then, would the murderer care to step forth? Is that okay with you, classical_hero?
Sure, do the honours.

Too bad that this game ended prematurely, I (Premier Burgandy) would love to have had a chance to kill you all... :evil: My next clue would have been about a longbow, and I would have had made a rant about how I was being framed and such. Good game everyone!

if i had survived, my next target was gonna be you.

I was gonna frame the thief, by stealing some furs from you...

dang it, wish i'da made it out alive