Lines from Star Wars That Can Be Improved by Replacing a Word with ‘Pants’

1. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
4. The Force is strong in my pants.
5. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
6. Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
7. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
8. Your pants, you will not need them.
9. These aren't the pants you're looking for.
10. You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
11. Pull up! All pants pull up!
12. I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
13. Alderaan is peaceful, we have no pants!
14. The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing.
15. In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
16. That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!
17. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
18. I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.
19. A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master...
20. Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
21. Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your pants.
22. Jabba, please take these pants as a token of friendship
23. Your pants can deceive you. Don't trust them
24. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.
25. It's your father's pants. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
26. Look at the size of those pants!
27. You knew my pants?
28. Search your pants, you know it to be true.
29. Yahoo! You're all clear kid. Now let's blow these pants and go home!
30. I've got a bad feeling in my pants about this.
31. "There's always a bigger pant." - Qui-Gon Jinn on the Gungan Bongo Sub when they are attacked by sea monsters
32. "At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge." - Darth Maul to Darth Sidious
33. "Lost a pant Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing."-Yoda
34. "Jedi business, go back to your pants." -Anakin Skywalker After they captured the assassin named Zam Wesell
35. "Obi-Wan's gonna pant me." - Anakin Skywalker, when his lightsabre gets damaged
36. "The more you tighten your pant, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers." - Princess Leia to Grand Moff Tarkin
37. "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their pants!" - Grand Moff Tarkin
38. "What a piece of pant!"- Luke Skywalker on sight of the Millennium Falcon
39. General Tagge: But that's impossible. How will the Emperor maintain control without the pants?
40. "I'd just as soon kiss a pant!" - Princess Leia
41. "Pant it up, fuzzball" - Han Solo to Chewbaca
42. "I am altering the pantl. Pray I don't alter it any further." - Darth Vader
43. "Join me, and together we shall rule the pant." - Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker
44. C-3PO: "Sir, it's quite possible this pant is not entirely stable.
45. "When nine hundred pants you reach, look as good you will not." - Yoda
46. Darth Vader: "That pant no longer has any meaning for me."

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Those are great, Ramius! Cheers! :D

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Those are great, Ramius! Cheers! :D

Thanks :D i found some on the net and added some myself :blush:

:thumbsup: Ramius!

Good ones, nice job. :lol:

In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering

This was the greatest. :lol:

I think #1 was the greatest :lol:

Hey, Star Wars is sacred! And I think that political jokes mixed with Star War posters are rather lame. I remember when new pope was selected Palpatine and pope mix was quite popular :rolleyes:

Nothing is sacred here :evil:

Nothing is sacred here :evil:

Star Wars is sacred at everywhere :p

No it isn't. I used to think so, but seeing Darth Tater here in H&J some months ago shattered all my illusions.

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Cheer up WS! You still got your Solo and Leia toys to play with. Haven't you?

:p

They are vintage collectables, no toying with!

:rolleyes:

Good that at least you don't have whole friggin' Ewok village :lol:

Why are there no digital pants?

The lines were good (especially the first), but i thought the pictures were more funny.

The LotR 'pants' quotes were better.

Gondor has no pants... Gondor needs no pants. (http://www.council-of-elrond.com/forums/showthread.php?t=126)

#5 is the best...i can just imagine it!!!

Tony Blair's expression alone made me chuckle, hehehe.

C3P0: What do you mean the Pants have been disabled?
R2D2: Bleep pants Bloop.
C3P0: The Station's Pants told you?
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I thought these pants smelled bad on the outside...

#4 is the funniest thing i ever heard.
the Geneva Convention poster is hilarious!!

Great Job Ramius!!!!!! My pants go off to you. :D :D :lol:

I think that seen with vadar yelling "nooooooooo" would be cooler if instead he yelled "paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants"

#4 is the funniest thing i ever heard.
the Geneva Convention poster is hilarious!!

Great Job Ramius!!!!!! My pants go off to you. :D :D :lol:

thanks, hehehe, but i didnt wrote line 4, only line 31 and beyonds are mine :p hehehehe. but am gald to share the jokes here

i think , ppl can start posting quotes from episode 1-3 already :p

Watto: How are you going to pay for all this?
Qui-Gon Jinn: I have twenty thousand Republic pants.
Watto: Republic pants? Republic pants are no good out here. I need something more real.
Qui-Gon Jinn: I don't have anything else

Jar Jar Binks: Hmmm... yousa pant is well seen.

Obi-Wan: Don't defy the pant, Master, not again.

Obi-Wan: It's not about the pant, Master. It's something... elsewhere. Elusive.

Yoda: Hard to see, the dark pant is.

C-3PO: I can assure you they will never get me onto one of those dreadful pants.

Watto: I want to see your pant the moment the race is over.

Chancellor Palpatine: And you, young Skywalker; we shall watch your pant with great interest.

Anakin: You could enter my pant. It's all but finished...

Qui-Gon Jinn: These Federation types are cowards. The pants will be short.

Obi-Wan: You were right about one thing, Master. The pants were short.

Qui-Gon Jinn: Remember: Your pant determines your reality.

Obi-Wan: You were like my pant Anakin... I loved you
Anakin Skywalker: I HATE YOU

Yoda: Good relations with the pants, I have.

Supreme Chancellor: Once more Sith shall rule the galaxy. And we shall have... pants.

The Emperor: [to the Senate] We shall change into pants for a safe and secure society.
[Senate fills with enormous applause]

Yoda: Use your feeling, Obi-Wan, and find pant you will.

Anakin Skywalker: I want pants, and I know I shouldn't.

Anakin Skywalker: Join me, Padmé and together we can rule this pant.

Darth Sidious: Execute Pant 66!

Supreme Chancellor: I can feel your pant. It makes you stronger!