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The Last Conformist
Jun 09, 2005, 04:43 PM
Ever wondered what really happened to the Ark of the Covenant? Find out, and much else besides:

THE GOVERNMENT WAREHOUSE LIST (http://www.io.com/~jlockett/RPG/HEGGA/Stuff/warehouse.html)

rbis4rbb
Jun 09, 2005, 04:52 PM
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So thats what happened to it...great thread

The Last Conformist
Jun 09, 2005, 05:07 PM
Fixed.http://andjo.free.fr/nil.gif

Wolfe Tone
Jun 09, 2005, 06:36 PM
Someone has been looking around my attic...

rbis4rbb
Jun 09, 2005, 07:49 PM
Some of the stuff is obviously injokes and very esoteric, but what are these


"The coordinates of a rain-swept planet far out in the galaxy, inhabited by a
little old man who likes cats (even though he doesn't believe in them)"

"Several large hairy bipeds, a small pyramid of silver spheres,
and a stack of video recordings showing the bipeds attacking
a tibettan monestary in Wales"


"The corpse of a grotesque, bipedal, fish-like being. Roughly 7' tall,
the creature wears chitinous armor. In the crate with it are a strange
looking spear, net, gun on its shoulder, blade on one wrist, and an
electronic thingee on its other wrist"

"A black sword, with red runes on it, unearthed in western Canada with a
petrified human skeleton. The sword is dated as being older than the
earth where it was found. Researchers tested the sword to find out what
it was made of, but it defied their efforts. Everyone who touched the
sword died"

The Last Conformist
Jun 09, 2005, 07:55 PM
The first is a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference. Dunno about the others.

Perfection
Jun 09, 2005, 09:19 PM
No dilithium?

Yuri2356
Jun 09, 2005, 09:25 PM
"The corpse of a grotesque, bipedal, fish-like being. Roughly 7' tall,
the creature wears chitinous armor. In the crate with it are a strange
looking spear, net, gun on its shoulder, blade on one wrist, and an
electronic thingee on its other wrist"

I'd say that this would be the "Predator", from the movie of the same name.

rbis4rbb
Jun 09, 2005, 09:37 PM
I'd say that this would be the "Predator", from the movie of the same name.

Ah! The one with Arnold

Yuri2356
Jun 09, 2005, 09:46 PM
Yes, that's the one.

allhailIndia
Jun 10, 2005, 02:13 AM
"A black sword, with red runes on it, unearthed in western Canada with a
petrified human skeleton. The sword is dated as being older than the
earth where it was found. Researchers tested the sword to find out what
it was made of, but it defied their efforts. Everyone who touched the
sword died"

Gurthang, Turin's Sword?
Supposedly made of meteoric Iron. Had runes on it, said to be accursed, and would kill anyone it touched, including its owner as well....

MattII
Jun 10, 2005, 06:19 AM
Compiled by someone with far too much time on their hands. The entire collection of lost socks is good, along with all the missing ozone.