Right, I was getting bored, so it's time for a thread. :king:

Visiting an old favourite here folks. Can't believe I haven't seen it around here yet. :shakehead

I'll kick off with some well knowns and some others, I'm sure you've all got one or two up your sleeve. :mischief:

~ Yo Mama's so fat, that when I rolled over after making love to her, I was STILL on top of her! :eek:

~ Yo Mama's so old, her birth certificate expired.

~ Yo Mama's so stupid, she got busted by the pigs for dealing M&Ms at a rave.

From The Pharcyde's stupidly funky, and ingeniously titled track, "Yo Mama":

~ Yo Mama's got an afro, with a chin strap.

~ Yo Mama's got a glass eye, with a fish in it.

~ Yo Mama's got a peg leg with a kick stand.

My current favourite:

~ I hear Mickey Mouse has got a watch with Yo Mama's face on it.

What are you playing at? :crazyeye:

~ I hear Mickey Mouse has got a watch with Yo Mama's face on it.
While I don't find these things funny usually that one isn't too bad. ;)

Yo mama's so bored, she created a thread about yo mama jokes.


:thanx:


:joke:

Yo mama's so fat, her class photo was takern by satellite.
Yo mama's so fat, in class, everyone st next to her.
Yo mama's so ugly, she was arrested for mooning after looking outta the windows.

http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html

Moved to Humour. col

Yo mama so old she sat behind moses in the 3rd grade
Yo moma so fat she went in the water and whales apeared and started singing We are Family
Yo mama so fat, stupid,ugly, and old we make yo mama jokes about her

Yo mama's so stupid, she posts in this thread.

yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, we missed two baseball games.

Yo mama's like a TV even a two year old can turn her on.
Yo mama's like a shotgun two ***** and she blows.
Yo mama's like a race car she burns four rubbers a day.
Yo mama's so fat instead of a birth certificate she got blue prints.
Yo mama's so fat when she bent over it was like a solar eclipse.
Yo mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 it was on the bathroom scale.
Yo mama's so fat she broke the Richter scale.
Yo mama's so fat when she goes to the movies she takes up a whole row.
Yo mama's so poor when i stepped on the cigarette butt in her living room she said, "Who turned off the heat?"

Yo momma so fat I seen her in the paper on pages 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9.

Yo momma's so poor I walked through the front door and tripped over the back fence.

Your momma is so fat that she jumped up in the air and got stuck. :P

Yo momma's so dumb the last time she heard a whissle is when she got hit by a train.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she went into a bank, they turned off the cameras.

I'd say this is Yankish humour at it's worst. :twitch:

Yo mama's so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a bugger out of GW's nose.

Yo mama's so fat going around her takes two tanks of gas and a roadmap.

Yo mama's so fat when she hauls butt she has to take two trips.

Yo mama's so old her first computer was an abacus.

Yo mama's so fat, she has her own time zone

I'd say this is Yankish humour at it's worst. :twitch:

well....yo momma! ;)

I'd say this is Yankish humour at it's worst. :twitch:Well you know who inspired the thread don't you? :p

...

A random site I found (http://www.azzit.de/humor/32.html)

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads To be continued...

Yo mama's so old she farts dust!

Yo mama is so fat that when you cut her with a knife, instead of blood, sauce comes out.

Yo mama is so fat that when you cut her with a knife, instead of blood, sauce comes out.ewwww. :sad:

EDIT: Yo mama blows Italian's in lifts. (don't ask me :confused: )

Yo mama's so fat, she stoud in the middle of the road, and I tried to swerve around her, but I ran out of gas

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to go downtown, she already is downtown

Yo mama's so dumb, she sold her car to buy gasoline

Yo mama's so dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1

Yo mama's so fat, when a bus hit her she said "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama's so dumb, she sold her car to buy gasolinePretty good.

Recent reports have shown a doubling in the rising of sea levels. Previously this was believed to be due to the melting of polar ice caps. The most recent studies have shown however that the cause is in fact - Yo Mama's sweat glands. :cringe:

Yo Mama is so ugly, she came second in a beauty contest to a bulldog.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1LOL

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, the display says "One by one, please!"

BUMP (or is that crush?)

Anyway, this photo of Yo Mama with her boyfriend just in >

http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/6283/walau1ud.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Want me to join in? :D

Oh no! :suicide:

Yo mamma is like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.

Yo mamma so ugly, she was arrested for moonign when she looked outta window.

Yo Mama's so ugly, her face looks like it took more hits than a Paris Hilton website.

yo mamma's so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

are these yo mummo -jokes meant to be funny? If so, then you americans need to practise. And a lot.

Come on, over here even 2-year old kids can come up with better jokes.

are these yo mummo -jokes meant to be funny? If so, then you americans need to practise. And a lot.

Come on, over here even 2-year old kids can come up with better jokes.But will you come up with any? :mischief:

I'm not a 2-year old ... :mischief:

But better than a two year old? :mischief:

Yo momma move so gracefully, that she makes Fred Astaire look like a cow with BSE.

Not bad at all, my 2 year old nephew would indeed have been proud of that! :D :p