Chinese:
Mee Lou You

Mathematic:
1 + 1 = 3

Physics:
Im positive and you're negative and they say opposite attracts.

Newton's law:
For every reaction, there is an opposite reaction. So i cant help loving you even if you hate me.

Astrophysics:
Your a blackhole that not even light can escape your gravity.

Starwars:
A disturbance in the force, i never feel like this ever since im close to you.

Star trek:
My resistance is futile.

Geography:
Is that the earthquake or my heartbeats ??

WWII History:
You know why France surrender so quickly ?? Cause the Germans look like you.

Finance:
If the feeling for you are compounded, i can never get out of debt.

Banking:
I like to open an account with you to deposit my heart.

Bank robber:
May i have the keys to your vault please.

Police and thief:
You have cuffed me with your smile.

Police:
You're the hole in my donut.

Clubbing:
If you're the Margarita. I drink you by the bucket.

Short Circuit:
Number 2 is alive !!!

Austin power:
Do i make you horny baby ??

Jerry Macguire:
You had me at 'hi'.

Poem:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
With you by my side,
All my dreams come true.

Suicidal:
I dont care if you're fat, I eat you till I'll died of heart attack.

Economy:
My feeling to you are endless, but that doesnt mean they are cheap.

Medical:
The sight of you works better than the little blue pills.

To be continue.

Suicidal:
You jump, I jump.

Lost and found:
Do you happen to see a heart around here?? I seems to lose it after seeing you.

Meteorology:
Izzit getting hot in here ?? Or izzit because of you ?

Time:
I dunno about you but my watch stopped at the moment you appeared.

Time travel:
If i can turn back the clock, I wish we know each other before we were borned.

Software:
My system is running an illegal operation and its call "love"

Philosophy:
Ever since i found you, i found the meaning of life.

Anthropology:
It seems like i've found the missing link, and its you.

Chemistry:
You're just like dihydrogen oxide i just can't live without it.

Electrical:
You just bypassed the resistor and shorted my circuit.

Navigation:
Like the Polaris in sky, you guide me back home when im lost.

Astronomy:
What is the brightest object we can see at night ? You.

Penitent:
I'm sorry.

Culinary:
Im pestle, You're mortar.

Superstitious:
If you're bad luck and breaking a mirror give me 7 years, i'll break a thousand mirrors just to keep you by my side.

Lord of the ring - Return of the king:
I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you.

Food:
If you're a pizza, i want to be the anchovies on top.

Sick:
Your fart smells like perfume.

Fatherly:
If you have a kid, i want to be the father.

Sporty:
You can run but you cannot hide from me.

Caveman:
/whack
/pull into cave

Ghostbuster:
I want to be your keymaster ~~~

Commando:
There are no mountain so high i wont climb, no valley so deep that i wont dive, no obstacle so tough that i wont fight for you.

Geeky:
Im addicted to your Junk mails.

Who wants to be a millionaire ?:
I like to call a friend. And tell her that I love her.

Uh, okay, only one I liked was the ''my resistance is futile''...

Did you need three posts for that? One would've been enough.

Caveman:
/whack
/pull into cave
I like this one. :D

Oh if only things were still so simple today... :mischief:

I know why they aren't. We no longer live in caves. :)

Mathematics:

I'll be sine squared, you be cosine squared and together we'll be one.

Mathematics:

I'll be sine squared, you be cosine squared and together we'll be one.
Did stormbind tell that one to you?

Ich liebe dich, Hermann!

Ich liebe dich, Hermann!
Ich liebe Dich auch, mein kleiner süßer Rebell! :love:

Danke schon, mein kleiner nationasozialist!

Danke schon, mein kleiner nationasozialist!
It's "national" and it is a noun and hence written with a capital "N". :p

To keep this on topic I'd like to ask you to battle my bulge.

Did stormbind tell that one to you?

:rolleyes: No, my school is just nerdier than should be possible/legal. "What's new?" "C over lambda."

:rolleyes: No, my school is just nerdier than should be possible/legal. "What's new?" "C over lambda."
I don't get it.

I don't get it.
new = nu = frequency = speed / wavelength = c / lambda.

WWII History:
You know why France surrender so quickly ?? Cause the Germans look like you. This one could be taken the wrong way....

I thought the WWII one was sweet. I don't understand the Chinese one, and I'm Chinese :hmm:

This looks like something I'd find in my brother's inbox.

I thought the WWII one was sweet. I don't understand the Chinese one, and I'm Chinese :hmm:

This looks like something I'd find in my brother's inbox.

hahaha, its Mee Lou You. read it aloud. hehehe.

@cui - thanks for the contributions.

Some more corny lines here.

Patience:
Wherever you go, whatever you do. i will be right here waiting for you.

Impatience:
Lets do it !!!

Botanical:
When i died and decompose, i want to be the fertilizer in your garden.

FastFood:
I'll dressed like a clown because i want to be the one that put the "happy" in your "meal".

Medicine:
Do you have a respirator with you ? Cause you just took my breath away.

Mee Lou You can also be read "May Low Yo", which is Mandarin with a bad Cantonese accent for "I haven't let the oil yet" ("let" as in "to let blood"), which can have some sexual implications. :groucho:

EDIT: Wait... Make that Mandarin with a Cantonese accent and a touch of Chaozhou. :lol:

Portuguese:

Eu Amo-te

It's "national" and it is a noun and hence written with a capital "N". :p

To keep this on topic I'd like to ask you to battle my bulge.
bah, missed the l.
However, thou protesteth not.

How about I'm Poland, and you're Germany :groucho:

i like the france/ germany one.. surrender quick eh omg how true! there was a rumor about a white cloth being standard issue in the french military kits. The civillians were NOT happy about that.
i cant think of one.. so Ill be a rule breaker

How about I'm Poland, and you're Germany :groucho:
You mean you'll be left with an open mouth after my backdoor invasion just when Russia arrives? Who would that be? The Last Conformist? ;)

FastFood:
I'll dressed like a clown because i want to be the one that put the "happy" in your "meal".

Psycho:
Honey, you put the "fun" in dysfunctional.