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Dr. Yoshi
Jun 23, 2005, 04:14 PM
Take heed, O ye armpit of Satan, for you will crash the king's best-loved chariot!

Curse Generator (http://www.ship-of-fools.com/Features/Curses/Curses_body.html)
Maniacal
Jun 23, 2005, 05:53 PM
Listen, O ye incompetent tax-collector, for you will be taunted by the king's concubines!
I hope you will fall under a speeding chariot, O ye irritating inhabitant of Gath!
Quentin
Jun 23, 2005, 07:19 PM
Gets repetitive really quickly. Nice, but fails to deliver.
philippe
Jun 24, 2005, 10:27 PM
May you be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou wolf in sheep's clothing!
Cuivienen
Jun 24, 2005, 10:36 PM
Woe unto thee, thou babbling Assyrian, for you will go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts!
Dabomb18359
Jun 25, 2005, 04:26 PM
Harken, thou son of a Philistine, for you will beget difficult teenagers!
YNCS
Jun 27, 2005, 07:20 AM
Listen, O thou bull of Bashan, for you will be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber!
Swiss Bezerker
Jun 29, 2005, 12:52 PM
O that thou wouldest have more mother-in-laws than King Solomon, O ye lazy Babylonian!
Gr3yL3gion
Jun 30, 2005, 03:05 AM
I pray thou shalt be mocked by eunuchs, thou irritating inhabitant of Gath!
WickedSmurf
Jun 30, 2005, 04:12 AM
Thou shalt be cast onto a steaming dung-heap, thou exceedingly foolish virgin!

w00t?
Hundegesicht
Jun 30, 2005, 09:33 AM
Listen, O thou child of Jezebel, for you will be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath!

Hot damn, I gotta try some of these in r/l.
jguy100
Jun 30, 2005, 03:05 PM
Hear this, O ye sad Pharisee, for you will accidentally insult Goliath!
But then you would only need a sling-shot... :lol:
Shylock
Jul 06, 2005, 10:38 PM
O that thou wouldest be thrown into a den of hyperactive lions, O ye who art a byword for idiocy!

I shall throweth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch into the Den of Lions!
SuperBeaverInc.
Jul 07, 2005, 12:14 AM
Hear this, O ye creature of the pit, for you will be cast onto a steaming dung-heap!

Listen, thou babbling Assyrian, for you will be plagued with gnats, flies and locusts!
King Alexander
Jul 16, 2005, 01:17 PM
May you be plagued with gnats, flies and locusts, O thou son of thunder!
King Alexander
Jul 16, 2005, 01:21 PM
Woe unto thee, O thou creature of the pit, for you will be turned into a pillar of salt!
Rambuchan
Jul 16, 2005, 02:19 PM
"Hear this, thou plaything of Beelzebub, for you will be cast onto a steaming dung-heap!"

Love the italics :lol:
King Alexander
Jul 16, 2005, 04:18 PM
Behold, thou shalt be whipped with a thousand scorpions, thou sulphurous nonentity!
CoolioVonHoolio
Jul 16, 2005, 08:08 PM
Woe unto thee, thou lazy Babylonian, for you will fall under a speeding chariot!
HEY! i am NOT babylonian!
Rambuchan
Jul 16, 2005, 09:19 PM
"sulphurous nonentity" :lol:
Perfection
Jul 16, 2005, 11:15 PM
O that thou wouldest crash the king's best-loved chariot, O ye wolf in sheep's clothing!
Rambuchan
Jul 17, 2005, 09:35 AM
O that thou wouldest crash the king's best-loved chariot, O ye wolf in sheep's clothing!Man that is sooo Old Testament. :shakehead

"Behold, thou shalt be thrown into a den of hyperactive lions, O ye Amalekite dog!"
blindside
Jul 17, 2005, 01:32 PM
Woe unto thee, thou denizen of the underworld, for you will be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath!
Rambuchan
Jul 18, 2005, 06:33 AM
Woe unto thee, thou denizen of the underworld, for you will be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath!Sounds like something for the Yo Mama thread :lol:.

"Hear this, thou son of a Philistine, for you will be kicked by an incontinent camel!"
Japanrocks12
Jul 18, 2005, 10:14 PM
Thou shalt see your pomegranates wither, O ye incompetent tax-collector!
Perfection
Jul 18, 2005, 10:34 PM
Woe unto thee, thou son of a Philistine, for you will be taunted by the king's concubines!
Rambuchan
Jul 19, 2005, 07:24 PM
"Take heed, O thou son of thunder, for you will be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber!"

:rotfl:
Japanrocks12
Jul 19, 2005, 09:58 PM
THAT is the best one, no doubt.