I know joke threads are 2 many already but here we go

An atheist and a preist are playing golf.ON the 1st hole the atheist has a really easy shot and he screws up."d*mn, I missed"says the atheist."do not swear or god shall smite you"says the preist"

ON the 3rd hole the atheist has got rellitively simple shot and he screws up again."d*mn, I missed"says the atheist."do not swear or god shall smite you"says the preist.

ON the 5th hole the atheist has a really easy shot and he screws up a third time.", I missed says the atheist.Then a lightning bolt comes from the sky and hits the preist.

A voice comes from the sky"d*mn....I missed" :lol:

Wife:we want want a house for 3.We are 2 now but we have one coming up
Salesman:OH.I thought u were just really fat.
Husband:we are adopting

Language - warned.

The first one is only sightly entertaining and i don't really find the second entertaining at all.

I like your Location discription BTW. :)

How about this:

Shortly after the Creation, Adam is walking around the Garden of Eden. As he is walking, he discovers he is lonely. He asks God, "God, I'm lonely, and I would like a companion. Will you create another man to keep me company?"

God replies, "I will do that, but it will cost you an arm and a leg."

Adam ponders this and decides that the cost is too steep. But he would still like a companion. So he tries to settle for a compromise. "God," he asks, "what can I get for a rib?"

Hence, God created woman.