Greetings from Styx! We don't exist yet. So stay tuned for more stuff.

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COOOOMMEEE... SAAAAAILLL AWAY[/cartman]

also reserved. mainly storytelling, i suppose.

Pete comes by a strange little man yelling out and hold a sign that says:

Come Sail Away, Come Sail Away!!! at Styx!

I ask this strange man, "what is Styx?"

He says,"My city that is going to rule the world!!! Muwhahahahah!!"

"Umm...okay" said Pete "Good luck!"


[out of charactor]
SaaM - you know how you want Styxs to be a port city. Well I agree totally but in Greek Myth, its a river..and I see a few rivers :D But I agree by a ocean :D

Just wanted you to know!! :D
[/out of charactor]

Ah, the T and T minister has joined me in my rythmic moving and singing. Glad to have you interested in what will become the greatest port city in all the land. And so what if the Gods have declared Styx to be a river. I say that Styx is not a river, but an OCEAN! It's all in how you interpret the story, see? Watch...

with this, SaaM procedes to try to convince Pete that if you conjugate this verb like so and negate the factor of that verb, then Styx is more of an ocean than a River

and in conclusion, Screw Dante (Whoever he may be)

the whole sailing away thing is really from South Park, believe it or not. Cartman just has a tendancy to sing that song and I know it's by Styx. Besides, we've rivers all over the place and we've 4 more cities to found. One of them needs to be a port city, else we'll sufficate. I'll put my money on Styx

also, yeah. lets keep the rping in the city threads

Sure you must now sing the rest of the song.

A short, pudgy little boy steps up on a stump and clears his throat. He is surrounded by three friends and a large man who is the emobdiment of his voice, not his real appearance.

Large Man: Okay children. Lets start singing.

Fat (I'm not fat! I'm big boned!).. Big boned boy: I'm Sailing away, Setting Open Course for the virgin seas
Cos i've got to be free, Free to face the night, thats ahead of me
On board i'm the Captain, So Climb aboard
We'll search for tomorrow, on every shore
But i'll try, Oh Lord, i'll try, to carry on.

I look to the seas
Reflections in the wave spark my memory
Some Happy, Some Sad
I think of Childhood friends, and the dreams we had
We lived happy forever, so that story goes
But somehow we missed out, on the Pot of Gold
But we'll try, best that we can, To carry on...

A gathering of angels appeared above my head
The sang to me their song of hope, and this is what they said!
Come sail away, Come sail away, Come Sail away with me
I thought that they were angels, But to my surprise
They climbed aboard their Star Ship, and headed for the skies!
Come Sail away, Come Sail away, Come Sail away with me
Come Sail away, Come Sail away, Come Sail away with me

Large man: Get it Funky now..

Fatty: No, no, no, it's like this! ROCK IT! with this, Fattys three friends start mucking around as fatty tries to complete the song, to no avail
Come Sail away, Come Sail away, Come Sail away with me! You guys..
Come Sail away Come Sail away Come Sail away with me Seriously!
Come Sail away, Come Sail away, Come Sail away with me..
Fatty has had enough of his friends and has decided to push them aside to make room for only himself and the rest of the song
neeh neh neh neh neh, screw you guuuuyss, neh neerrgh..
Come Sail away, Come sail away, Come sail away with me!