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Dantius III
Oct 27, 2005, 04:42 AM
It is ridiculous how far from history this game can get. For instance, most people know Mahatma Gandhi as a Hindu, but secular, pacifist who worked tirelessly for the cause of world peace and non-violent resistance.

In the epic I played, as Gandhi, Mahatma Gandhi was a ruthless Christian warlord who knew no limit to his debauchery and feast on the blood of pagans and non-believers. Concealed behind those thick milquetoast glasses are fiery eyes that define the cruelty of the Mahatma, or "bitter soul" as he is known by all the refugees of the barbarian cities he has razed.

The following are a list of atrocities committed by war criminal Mahatma Gandhi:

- He sent 6 Christian missionaries on a trail of tears journey all the way to pagan China, at the very bottom of the huge-sized map through a vast and dangerous jungle, without protection, counting cynically on "God" protecting them on their fateful pilgramage. After a spirited chase, they were all eaten alive by panthers and never made it even remotely close to their destination.

- He, for no apparent reason, offered 500 gold to Persia to re-instate slavery. He accepted the offer.

- He purposely went out of his way to attack and kill the enemies Homer.

- He murdered thousands of his own people to rush development on his Christian missionaries.

- He declared war on all nations that were not Christian in a moment of insanity.

With his empire under Buddhist-Islamic control, Mahatma Gandhi escaped and is now on the lamb, wanted on several international charges, ranging from conspiracy to commit murder to massive genocide.

Note: this game is awesome. Buy it if you haven't.

trublsumtrotsky
Oct 27, 2005, 04:45 AM
same ol' Gandhi then...

NinjaCool
Oct 27, 2005, 04:48 AM
Holy CoW!!! :eek: did you pay on random personalities maybe?

~MisterEd~
Oct 27, 2005, 04:54 AM
:lol: I HAVE to get this game - Ghandi with a (severe) personality disorder, what next, Ghengis Khan the gentle, kind pacifist? :lol: :p

Gangzta Wigga
Oct 27, 2005, 05:03 AM
Lovely post! :goodjob:

I suppose YOU were the one playing Gandhi? Not the AI as some others seem to believe.

Chieftess
Oct 27, 2005, 05:24 AM
Moved to Stories and Tales. :)

Sounds like an interesting story if you expand on it.

UKScud
Oct 27, 2005, 06:22 AM
Love it!

Knew you can't trust little bald blokes. :)

Lord_Iggy
Oct 27, 2005, 08:07 AM
Ghengis Khan the gentle, kind pacifist?

What, he isn't?

Getting the game on Friday!

das
Oct 29, 2005, 07:13 AM
Great account, I don't have Civ IV yet but I remember a war in Civ III against a warmongering fascist Gandhi. :lol: I got confused here, though:

- He, for no apparent reason, offered 500 gold to Persia to re-instate slavery. He accepted the offer.

Do you mean that Persia accepted the offer?

- He purposely went out of his way to attack and kill the enemies Homer.

Did he kill his enemies or their Homer? Or both? :crazyeye:

Lord_Iggy
Oct 29, 2005, 10:10 AM
If you want the smiley, it's 'crazyeye' not 'crazyeyes'.
:crazyeye::crazyeye::crazyeye::crazyeye::crazyeye: :crazyeye::crazyeye::crazyeye:

Kevinicus
Oct 29, 2005, 11:31 AM
Haha I like how you wrote that. Nice! ^^

Rexflex
Oct 29, 2005, 07:38 PM
Mahatma Gandhi escaped and is now on the lamb

Unless his crimes includes strange and cruel choices for domestic animals to travel on, there is no "b" in "on the lam". :p Otherwise, a great story :goodjob:

anjf
Nov 02, 2005, 11:32 AM
HAHAHAHA, very nice story, i hope you will write more in the future!