View Full Version : Ain't I a stinker?


Bolgard
Oct 28, 2005, 02:02 PM
So in the past week I've convinced about four of my friends to pick up the game - half of whom have never played before. This one friend of mine got it yesterday, after only having played Civ III a few times a few years ago. Last night we decide to try a little multiplayer, and first off, we were totally blown away by how incredibly smooth and fun the MP portion of the game was. I mean, really, REALLY impressed. But that's not the story entirely...

It was my friend, myself, and six random civs, on a large continents map, and my friend and I weren't on a team. I forget the difficulty but it was pretty low as it was a training game to get my friend used to the ways of Civ 4.

So, we do our own thing - I'm FDR, my friend's the Germans, and we're talking over a headset to each other as we're playing. I opt for a peaceful expansionist and culture route, while still maintaing a strong military, but my friend decideds that he needs to be the ultimate conquerer, and sets his goal on removing every other civ from the world through armed conflict. :eek:

to the far west of the continant is Elizabeth - I'm next to her - to the east of me is the Aztecs, then east of them is Rome, then south of Rome is my friend, then south of him is Egypt. Eventually, my friend amasses an army and decides to take out the Aztecs, who are the weakest Civ so far. He starts his assault, pillages a bunch of improvements, and takes and razes a city.

At this point, I decided to do something very evil. :crazyeye: First, I wanted to test how improved the AI interaction and dimplomacy options were. Secondly, I wanted to prolong the game as long as possible. And thirdly, I didn't want any one single civ to get too powerful on our continent. I decided I wanted to grow and expand while maintaining a worldwide balance of power. I called up Ceasar. The conversation went something like this:

Me: "Hey, Caesar, it's Frank - look, man, you've got hordes of rampaging Germans raising all kinds of hell with the Aztecs, and it's only a matter of time before they start gunning for you - you hear me?"

Caesar: "Good point. I'm so glad you're my friend!"

:goodjob:

And I had, for the frist time in Civilization History, for myself personally, gotten one civ to declare war on another without being directly involved. Of course, at this moment, my friend tells me over the headset "OMG, the Romans just declared war on me!!!"

I, of course, was shocked. I explained to my friend that it probably wasn't a big deal, and he could always sue for peace if he so needed. Right about now I checked with the Brits and with Egypt to see how they felt about everyone else. Egypt loved my friend the Germans - I guess they had good trade going or something, but Egypt hated Caesar. I started taking notes.

Eventually my friend sued for peace. During all this, I had made considerable progress expanding my territory, developing my infrastructure, and completing lots of reasearch. I had also pushed the English back town by town via culture bombs. My idea this game was to see if I could win without firing a single shot.

Over the next several hours, whenever my friend built up a huge army to attack one civ, I'd get one adjacent to him to declare war on him - a few cities got traded back and forth in the conflict, but no one ever had the upper hand. At this point, the Aztecs were out of the game - they had some cities, but were just too far behind to be a threat, and the prime target for my friend was Caesar, who had apparently pissed him off with that initial "unprovoked" attack.

:lol:

Later in the game, he started gunning for Caesar exclusively. At this point, for whatever reason, Egypt was willing to go to war with my friend for a few techs. I only made this deal after my friend had declared war on Rome. This process of declaring war, getting war declared on him by a neighboring civ, fighting for 10 turns, suing for peace, resupplying, and then going after the Romans again went on for about 3 hours.

Every time he went after the Romans I brought Egypt in. By this time, I had about 16 cities, had reduced the Brits to only 2 cities via culture, and had half of this gigantic continent to myself, never having fired a single shot. My workers were installing railroads, and life was looking good. The western half of the continent had known nothing but peace and development, while the eastern half had known nothing but centuries of war.

I think my friend must have yelled into the headset "GOD D*#((@!" about a half-dozen times last night in reaction to a "sudden and unprovoked" declaration of war by a third party immediately after he declared war on another civ. I did my best to make sure no one single side had a clear advantage - when one side, either Rome or Egypt, started to lose, I'd funnel them money and technology to balance them out. As a result, every single Civ was either neutral to me or loved me. I should apply for secretary general of the UN for my peaceful actions!

I plan on leveling with my friend in a few days about this.

;)

CivAlby
Oct 28, 2005, 02:26 PM
That's so kewl!

Love how you played this 'political' game against your friend behind his back ;)

I am sure he'll be thrilled to hear about it ^_^

Grunthex
Oct 28, 2005, 03:24 PM
If I were your friend, I'd LOVE to hear about this. But you might want to tell me from a distance. I hear airfare to Europe is cheap.

Great fun though.

commercialised
Oct 28, 2005, 04:07 PM
dont tell him whatever you do!!!
what goes round comes round!!!
he might be a faster learner than you think!
great story though, now wheres my best buddies number......

Bolgard
Oct 28, 2005, 05:21 PM
Hehe, he deserves to know - besides, we're good buddies ;) I think it's a good lesson to understand the true depth and levels of play in this game.

Lord_Iggy
Oct 28, 2005, 07:11 PM
Nice story man!

Traxis
Oct 28, 2005, 08:40 PM
Better hope he doesn't read these forums :lol:. You've inspired me to do something similar in my next game. The idea of getting the AI to fight my wars for me is too tempting to pass up.

Bolgard
Oct 28, 2005, 08:58 PM
Haha, yeah - it's the classic strategy of dual-containment; finding two states that hate each other, and making sure the war gets prolonged as long as possible by subsidizing the losing side. This way, neither of them have the oppertunity to build infrastructure or get a clear advantage, and the war goes on, and on, and on. The United States employed this policy during the Iran/Iraq war, subsidizing Iraq which was the clear underdog just so the United States wouldn't have to deal with either of them dominating the Middle East.

Nobody
Oct 28, 2005, 10:04 PM
you should race for science and make money selling the tech to both sides of the conflict

Bolgard
Oct 28, 2005, 10:12 PM
you should race for science and make money selling the tech to both sides of the conflict

Not a bad theory, but in practice my infrastructure was so big that money really wasn't a problem at that point in the game - I was pulling in 124g a turn near the end.

Corbeau
Oct 28, 2005, 10:18 PM
Nice. That's exactly the strategy I used all the time in SMAC, but it wouldn't work in Civ3. Nice to see that it's back, and better than ever (and uber bonus points for pulling it off against a human player!).

Bolgard
Oct 29, 2005, 01:11 AM
Nice. That's exactly the strategy I used all the time in SMAC, but it wouldn't work in Civ3. Nice to see that it's back, and better than ever (and uber bonus points for pulling it off against a human player!).

Yeah - that was one of my biggest complaints with Civ III; not enough depth to the game, especially the diplomacy. Now I'm in heaven.

balthamael
Jan 04, 2006, 10:38 AM
But-heres a thought!:

what if the AI could do that to you?

........HASTA LA VISTA BABY!

...and other terminator style comments.

fpstream
Jan 04, 2006, 06:52 PM
you should race for science and make money selling the tech to both sides of the conflict

Sure you're from New Zealand, that was a very American thing to say.

STDIO
Jan 05, 2006, 01:30 AM
Hehe, if I was your friend, I'd get quite upset.
I'd probably forgive you, but I'd still take every chance to remind you what a bastard you were. =P