View Full Version : The Hopeless Mongol War


conquer_dude
Nov 29, 2005, 06:44 PM
This is my first tale of any civ, so wish me luck...

Map Size: Huge
No Barbarians
Age: 5 Billion
Difficulty: Regent
Civ: Mongols:cool:

Do not expect war to break out yet... it might take a while...

One day, in 4000 B.C., this Mongol guy (named Ta-Ta-Tu, made up name) was like "Uh... screw it, my feet hurt from walking, time to settle down." So he got his family and all the folks he knew around him to settle down.

3900 BC: Karakorum is founded, and Ta-Ta-Tu, (TTT) had a a small throne.:king:
TTT himself::worship:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/gundamdude0079/ahhhhhhhh.jpg

Okay TTT we see you...

Over the ages many other nomad folk found Karakorum and settled. In fact, by 3650 BC, the population of Zarakorum was 17,000.;)

2240 BC: Some "retards" wanted to leave Karakorum after a great storm the gave a 60 foot tidal surge over their house, (actually, I don't blame them). So these "retards" founded Kazan the same year. The "retards" found a great deal of cows and gold where they had landed.

2000 BC: After the screwy stuff happened from the water in Karakorum, more hurricanes hit and this time 4,000 "retards" left.

1870 BC: Almarikh is founded by the 4,000 "retards".

1675 BC: Some crazy nomads join the Mongols and start the city of Ta-Tu, but it is ordered to be abandoned by TTT, because was insulting his great name, but just without one "ta" in it.

1600: The crazy Nomads found another Mongol city and called it Tabriz. :king:

MORE UPDATES TO COME MAYBE TOMMOROW.:goodjob:

PS: No screens of my civ because I don't know how to take a picture in Civ 3.:crazyeye:

Kraznaya
Nov 29, 2005, 09:55 PM
Screenshots: Prnt Srn, paste on paint, save, upload here.

tupaclives
Nov 29, 2005, 11:13 PM
nice start keep going

hahaha that was hilarious 'Almarikh is founded by the 4000 retards' hahhaha

conquer_dude
Dec 02, 2005, 06:00 PM
No pics this update, because I just don't have em' yet. Haven't taken em'. Maybe bext update.;)



TTT thought that his wonderful civ was the only actually settled-down civ. His son, Ta-Ta-Um (TTU), who was a warrior, scouted the land for any other nomad folk.
After a year TTU came across... A CITY!!!! AAHHHHH! What would happen when he came back to his father who thought they ruled the planet!!?? TTU entered the city and demanded their civ's name and Emporor's name. Darius was the Emporor and they were the Persians. TTU arrived back less than a year later. TTT was furious. He demanded fifty gold from the Persians we was sooooo mad. He couldn't believe it. TTT called him a hobo when the rejection came. They soon found out that the Hobo Persians had only 53 gold in treasury. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sucka foos!

tupaclives
Dec 06, 2005, 02:08 AM
are you continuing this??

conquer_dude
Dec 12, 2005, 06:23 PM
Maybe, maybe not. I got distracted from a new game I started and I had to share it. So, maybe when I'm done with this one, which I'm postingin a few minutes...