Nobody
Dec 18, 2005, 08:16 PM
Greetings brother welcome to the temple of the house of the church of faith where we practice the one true faith eastern branch of Psudofiraxisautocrataism. I am his holiness Nobody the first Pryseer of the Gods. This is a place of worship and dedication where seers and unseers may come together to express their love of fir and axi, and save their souls.
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Now this might sound crazy to you, because up until yesterday I would have thought it was crazy also. But when I was spending my nomad life walking around that group trees over by the river (you know the one) I feel and knocked my head, while lying on the ground bleeding for the skull I noticed the skys open up and my head started to fill with a message, so I took my finger diped it in some blood and began writing upon my loin cloth. Then as I started to walk home I was confronted by herd of cattle beasts that began to moo out a simlar story so I killed them and used their blood to write it down. I was left with two books which I belive were intentionally given to me by the gods and creators of the universe fir and axi (pronounced Fee and axey always spelt lowercase).
The two books instructed me to spread this religion so here goes it. Basically fir and axi are the worlds only two gods, about 3 billion years ago they go together and created Earth, Sid and Polyton. All humans would first be born of Earth; the righteous would for to sid to live a life of comfort the heathen would go to Polyton to be tortured by fire for eternity. Because they prefer people to go to Sid, the two gods decided to show humans how to be righteous. They put in place a series of signs to teach humans how to live.
They also placed the ability to read these signs in special people named Seers. Basically seers can see the messages and inform the unseers to this so they can become righteous.
So here are your options join the faith to burn in polyton.
To go to Sid and receive 40 virgins you must join the faith and live by its rules. To join the Faith you must stat the required prayer here. Something along the lines of “Oh blessed fir and holy axi I give my entire body and soul to you for ever- amen” then you my renounce all of your former faiths and add this line to your signature _________________ to represent the two sides of our faith. You must also live by these rules.
Laws of the Faith as interpreted by Priseer nobody in the year 4100B.C
There are only two laws you shall have no other.
You must be true to the Faith in everyway.
You must read and understand both holy books.
You must force your faith on all heathens.
You must not speak trade, play or befriend any heathen.
You must follow the ruling of the Priseer and the council of seers.
You must never break god’s law, demogame or cfc laws.Once you become a member if you feel you qualify you may attempt to become a Seer to do this you must apply here and in private message. Once we have a council of seers we will pass a more rigorous rule set if we get enough member I expect us to become old and corrupt like the Vatican church. Until the council is formed I the Priseer will control the church. Once we begin the game seers will be expected to find interpret cloud patterns and animal movements to receive messages from the two gods, predict the future, and advise the government.
Two Books:
Members:
Nobody
Seers:
Priseer Nobody
Excommunicated People:
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Now this might sound crazy to you, because up until yesterday I would have thought it was crazy also. But when I was spending my nomad life walking around that group trees over by the river (you know the one) I feel and knocked my head, while lying on the ground bleeding for the skull I noticed the skys open up and my head started to fill with a message, so I took my finger diped it in some blood and began writing upon my loin cloth. Then as I started to walk home I was confronted by herd of cattle beasts that began to moo out a simlar story so I killed them and used their blood to write it down. I was left with two books which I belive were intentionally given to me by the gods and creators of the universe fir and axi (pronounced Fee and axey always spelt lowercase).
The two books instructed me to spread this religion so here goes it. Basically fir and axi are the worlds only two gods, about 3 billion years ago they go together and created Earth, Sid and Polyton. All humans would first be born of Earth; the righteous would for to sid to live a life of comfort the heathen would go to Polyton to be tortured by fire for eternity. Because they prefer people to go to Sid, the two gods decided to show humans how to be righteous. They put in place a series of signs to teach humans how to live.
They also placed the ability to read these signs in special people named Seers. Basically seers can see the messages and inform the unseers to this so they can become righteous.
So here are your options join the faith to burn in polyton.
To go to Sid and receive 40 virgins you must join the faith and live by its rules. To join the Faith you must stat the required prayer here. Something along the lines of “Oh blessed fir and holy axi I give my entire body and soul to you for ever- amen” then you my renounce all of your former faiths and add this line to your signature _________________ to represent the two sides of our faith. You must also live by these rules.
Laws of the Faith as interpreted by Priseer nobody in the year 4100B.C
There are only two laws you shall have no other.
You must be true to the Faith in everyway.
You must read and understand both holy books.
You must force your faith on all heathens.
You must not speak trade, play or befriend any heathen.
You must follow the ruling of the Priseer and the council of seers.
You must never break god’s law, demogame or cfc laws.Once you become a member if you feel you qualify you may attempt to become a Seer to do this you must apply here and in private message. Once we have a council of seers we will pass a more rigorous rule set if we get enough member I expect us to become old and corrupt like the Vatican church. Until the council is formed I the Priseer will control the church. Once we begin the game seers will be expected to find interpret cloud patterns and animal movements to receive messages from the two gods, predict the future, and advise the government.
Two Books:
Members:
Nobody
Seers:
Priseer Nobody
Excommunicated People: