What, in your opinion, is the most random word. Like when your trying to say a sentence that is random, whats a key word that is usually used?

edit: Darn it I didnt include a poll. A few rocommendations, mokey, purple, banana, chainsaw, weasel, ect

How about a weasel with a chainsaw?

Reminds me of a Dilbert cartoon where he tried to create the world's funniest sentence or something like that and it involved weasels and chainsaws.

The thing about the most random word is, it's never the same word twice. That's part of it's very nature. In any given situation, the most random, aubsurd, bizzare thing you can possibly say is unique. It takes a lot of experience with mad rambling in order to come up with it consistantly. (Also, if what you're doing is part of an ongoing series of ramblings, sometimes refering back to previous wild shifts in direction can be more effective than try to insert something new. Though, over-repeaitng oneself is just as bad as always heading somewhere else without trying to tie all that craziness togeather.)

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How about a weasel with a chainsaw?

Reminds me of a Dilbert cartoon where he tried to create the world's funniest sentence or something like that and it involved weasels and chainsaws.

look there's a prune eating weasel with a chainsaw. the other thing listed as funny is a refferance to gillangins island

I dunno but "Innnnn..." for me. :)

"Unserious". Dunno why.

The most random word is 'platypus.' But throw in the word 'horny' so its 'horny platypus' and it sounds way better.

cheese?

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How about "syzygy"? I like that word.

aardvark perhaps?

Or mabye aah (it is a word;))

Or might you be interested in a aahing aardvark:D?

stonefly :smug:

lumpy is a good one

I went to UrbanDictionary and hit "random". Their random word is "waydrn". :p My choice would be bludgeon.

But... bludgeons are cool! Not random. Also, good one Perfection:lol:.

Also, how about "The Cybernetic Robot Turkey of Christmas Past (From The Future)"?

That's more than one word.


I'll submit 'Emu' as a decent one.

Doohickey, whatsit and thingamajig. They can randomly replace any noun & many verbs.

Just put "unserious" in front of any word, and things really get strange...

I think platypus and emu are the best so far. :lol:

And I submit a new one. It isn't actually a word, but it is quite random

Shpadoinkle

Gubernatorial

milk?.............

thought of some new ones:
Glingligal
Kongeeg
Lumbolbs
Flumabalobs
Unabun

words become funny with the right sounds and meanings that would fit into not many situations.

funniest body part: spleen. (the "ee" sound is hilarious)
funniest phrase: unseriously horny platipus

for some reason "go boil your bottom, you plastic donkey ass biter" had me rolling around laughing, its from the monthy pyton knight movie

that movie has to be one of the best comedies ive seen.

Ni!

(Dun-na!!)

go boil your bottom, you plastic donkey ass biter
I think you mean, "go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!"

Most people choose "I fart in your general direction" to be their favorite line from that speech, but for some reason "I wave my private parts at your auntie" caused me pain from laughter the first time I heard it it.

Rax. To stretch oneself before sleeping. :crazyeye:

"Duber" always seemed to get a chuckle or two.

When you are using a name, try to use the names "Bob" or "Elmer" once or twice.

I think you mean, "go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!"

Most people choose "I fart in your general direction" to be their favorite line from that speech, but for some reason "I wave my private parts at your auntie" caused me pain from laughter the first time I heard it it.

yeah, i think maybe the plastic donkeyass biter is from another part of the movie

When you are using a name, try to use the names "Bob" or "Elmer" once or twice.
'steve' is also a common one used over here.

When you are using a name, try to use the names "Bob" or "Elmer" once or twice.
'steve' is also a common one used over here.
Especialy if naming something strange or exotic.

Generaly, the more bizzare or astounding someone is, the more mundane their name must be to make them random. In a classic example of this at work:

:viking: "There are those who call me... Tim?"
-Tim the Enchanter.

You'd expect for him to have some crazy, mystical, name with five syllables and a silent 'X' in there somewhere, but instead we just get - Tim.

and if you've ever played magic the gathering, you would know that tim cards own.

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Shiny Purple Cheese Pie Monkies :crazyeye:

yell penis really loud in a middle school cafeteria and hear the snickers fly.

The sad thing is I laughed at that when I read it:blush:! I guess I am still a middle schooler at heart if that makes any sense at all:P!

:hmm: How about... a pink and purple polka-dot panda bear that juggles three flaming chainsaws on a tightrope while teaching handicapped children the history of the brickwall that wears a tutu while doing the robot:D!

Also, tim the enchanter ruled:rockon:!

Nannyberry.

:rolleyes:

actually condor, Sexual Harasment Panda would be much funier.

:hmm: Yeah, your right. Or how about the guy who ran with scissors or any of the other bad animal advise givers;)?