View Full Version : Never set a mouse on fire


DBear
Jan 09, 2006, 06:42 PM
as this guy found out the hard way... :eek::lol:

The Billings Gazette (http://www.billingsgazette.com/printer.php?id=1&display=rednews/2006/01/08/stories/nation/58-mouse-fire)

Associated Press

FORT SUMNER, New Mexico - A mouse got its revenge against a homeowner who tried to dispose of it in a pile of burning leaves. The blazing creature ran back into the man's house, catching it on fire.

Luciano Mares, 81, of Fort Sumner said he caught the mouse inside his house and wanted to get rid of it.

"I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire, and the mouse was on fire and ran back at the house," Mares said from a motel room Saturday.

Village Fire Chief Juan Chavez said the burning mouse ran just beneath a window of the house. The flames spread up the window and throughout the house.

All contents of the home were destroyed, he said. No injuries were reported.

Abaddon
Jan 09, 2006, 06:42 PM
Haha!

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North King
Jan 09, 2006, 06:47 PM
God, what a jerk. Trying to burn a mouse alive? I don't care if it's not sentient; that's a downright disgusting way to try and kill a living thing.

Irish Caesar
Jan 09, 2006, 06:47 PM
Well, as long as nobody's lost a house by burning tomato worms with a magnifying glass, I'm still okay.

[to_xp]Gekko
Jan 09, 2006, 06:49 PM
Well, as long as nobody's lost a house by burning tomato worms with a magnifying glass, I'm still okay.

ahaha! the Divine punished him for his Misbilief of Animal Rights. :D

Dr. Yoshi
Jan 09, 2006, 06:51 PM
There are a lot of weird people in New Mexico, maybe it's from the summer sun and residual radiation from atomic tests. When I lived there, I knew a guy who bragged about having a pet black bear.

eyrei
Jan 09, 2006, 06:53 PM
I'd say karma came back and bit him in the ass immediately for not killing the mouse with a shovel or something before throwing it in the fire. It is a really funny story though...

Chieftess
Jan 09, 2006, 06:56 PM
That's like last year's top "Most Peculiar Story" on MSNBC's list of... Most Peculiar Stories.

blackheart
Jan 09, 2006, 06:57 PM
That mouse was employed by terrorists :p

Abaddon
Jan 09, 2006, 07:04 PM
I say good for the Mouse. Id wager it survived the blaze and then made Chuck cry by giving him a wedgie.

Karma Rules! I am a partial believer

Kayak
Jan 09, 2006, 07:06 PM
I'd say karma came back and bit him in the ass immediately for not killing the mouse with a shovel or something before throwing it in the fire. It is a really funny story though...
That was my first thought as well. Everyone knows you only burn dead mice!

azzaman333
Jan 09, 2006, 07:06 PM
The mouse probably thought "If I cant live in the house, neither can he!"

Dabomb18359
Jan 09, 2006, 07:10 PM
Hilarious!!!:lol:
My dad pointed this out in our Dallas Morning Newspaper.
A man was burning leaves outside his house. He had found a mouse earlier that he wanted to get rid of so he threw it in the fire. Dumb move. The mouse caught fire and ran back to his house. The house burned down and everything in it!


Mouse sets N.M. house fire; 60 blazes reported in Texas

10:54 PM CST on Sunday, January 8, 2006

Associated Press

A mouse got its revenge against a homeowner who tried to dispose of it in a pile of burning leaves. The blazing creature returned to the man's house and set it on fire.

Luciano Mares, 81, of Fort Sumner, N.M., said he caught the mouse inside his house and wanted to get rid of it.

"I had some leaves burning outside, so I threw it in the fire, and the mouse was on fire and ran back at the house," Mr. Mares said from a motel room Saturday.

Village Fire Chief Juan Chavez said the burning mouse ran just beneath a window and the flames spread.

All contents of the home were destroyed, he said. No injuries were reported.

Elsewhere in the dry Southwest, more than 60 wildfires were reported across Texas on Sunday, but most were contained to 30 acres or less, fire officials said.

Jim Caldwell, a fire information officer for the U.S. Forest Service, said the biggest fires included one that scorched about 150 acres in Cherokee County.

Another fire in Wood County burned 70 acres before forcing the evacuation of several homes, he said.

Several residents of Ashley County, Ark., were evacuated Sunday when a 3,000-acre wildfire spread 6 miles long, destroying four homes and four other structures. Arkansas saw at least 43 fires, the state's first widespread outbreak this season.

The mile-wide fire burned east of Hamburg, an official said, and it likely would be today before firefighters were able to control it. Firefighters from four volunteer departments used 11 dozers and two airtankers to fight the blaze.


http://www.dallasnews.com/s/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/010906dntexfires.5a91d06f.html (http://www.dallasnews.com/s/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/010906dntexfires.5a91d06f.html)
For those animal lovers I must say that I am terribly sorry this happened. But it's still funny.

Edit: for some reason the link above requires you to register.
Go here (http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/search/index.jsp?process=true&search=true&site=DMN&advanced=false&advanced2=true&keywordtype=allkeywords&sortresults1=lastupdatedAsc&sortresults2=lastupdatedAsc&lastupdated=anytime&simplescoresort=false&searchquery=mouse&point=Go) and click the second choice, "Mouse sets N.M. house fire; 60 blazes reported in Texas".

Commodore
Jan 09, 2006, 07:14 PM
That's what he gets for trying to kill something for no reason. He should have taken the mouse to a field or forest some distance from his home and let it go. I feel no sympathy for him and laugh in his face.

SuperBeaverInc.
Jan 09, 2006, 07:21 PM
Can anyone say "Caddyshack III"?

homeyg
Jan 09, 2006, 07:33 PM
That's hilarious!!

Perfection
Jan 09, 2006, 07:36 PM
See, this is why you keep your door shut.

Souron
Jan 09, 2006, 08:46 PM
This is a duplicate of the thread in H&J. Exept it's a different news source.

dragokatzov
Jan 09, 2006, 08:52 PM
:rotfl: sux to be him

Knowze Gungk
Jan 09, 2006, 09:14 PM
^ What he said ^.

Knowze Gungk
Jan 09, 2006, 10:22 PM
I hope his insurance refuses to cover his loss. They could call it "act of god".

Irish Caesar
Jan 09, 2006, 10:26 PM
Wow...tough crowd.

homeyg
Jan 09, 2006, 10:28 PM
Well, as long as nobody's lost a house by burning tomato worms with a magnifying glass, I'm still okay.

Well I guess I'm good too if no one's house has ever burned down because they were burning ants under a magnifying glass...

DBear
Jan 09, 2006, 10:28 PM
This is a duplicate of the thread in H&J. Exept it's a different news source.

More accurately, that thread is a duplicate of this one. Check the times. :nono:

Commodore
Jan 09, 2006, 10:40 PM
I'll just copy what I posted in the other thread about this:

That's what he gets for trying to kill something for no reason. He should have taken the mouse to a field or forest some distance from his home and let it go. I feel no sympathy for him and laugh in his face.

Ultima Dragoon
Jan 09, 2006, 10:56 PM
Serves him right.

Shoulda' just hit it with a spade.

SoCalian
Jan 09, 2006, 10:59 PM
haha, we were totaly alking about this in school today.

MobBoss
Jan 10, 2006, 01:37 AM
This reminds of one of the Darwin awards from Australia. Some guys drove way out in the outback and were blowing up jackrabbits by tying up dynamite to them and watching them run....until one ran under their truck.

classical_hero
Jan 10, 2006, 04:48 AM
The stupidity of some people. We certainly find ways of doing stupid things.

Abaddon
Jan 10, 2006, 11:27 AM
I dont really think its stupidity. I doubt the guy could have thought through the repercussions proir to tossing little mousey into the fire. What on earth are the chances of it running back in the house, managing to set the thing on fire?

Also, i smell a rat (pardon the pun) But how big a fire can a mouse start? why didnt he put it out? I think Insurance Fraud!

DBear
Jan 10, 2006, 02:08 PM
Upon further review...

http://www.thenewmexicochannel.com/news/5972914/detail.html

It may be a hoax after all :(

azzaman333
Jan 10, 2006, 06:10 PM
I prefered the story when mouse burned down the house.

I know! It was the spirit of the mouse that set the house on fire!

Karl Townsend
Jan 15, 2006, 02:33 PM
as this guy found out the hard way... :eek::lol:

The Billings Gazette (http://www.billingsgazette.com/printer.php?id=1&display=rednews/2006/01/08/stories/nation/58-mouse-fire)


that must be gods of punishing people

Maniacal
Jan 15, 2006, 09:08 PM
Sucker, teach him to burn a mouse alive. I could never burn one alive. I would use a mouse trap yes, but fire no.

Necromonger
Jan 27, 2006, 02:37 PM
hmmmmmm, i believe the term "rodent revenge" comes to mind.

Maniacal
Jan 28, 2006, 12:31 AM
Even if it was a hoax I still used it the day after I read this thread in socials (history) as a current event.