Here's the next Stupid Question:

:confused: Do you ever lie?:confused:

Add some of your own if you've got 'em!

Well the really obvious one is "Are you asleep?", but I suppose that "Are you dead?" is equally as stupid a thing to say.

"Are you O.K.?"
If I was freaking O.K. I wouldn't be laying on the ground trying to hold my brains in! :)

"Are you sure?"
No, not really, that is why I am suggesting that you do it first. ;)

can i post here?

can you tell me the URL for this site?


Can you tell me what this forums is called?


Are you dead?


Can you breathe?

Originally posted by The Balrog
Can you tell me what this forums is called?


Surely that is a hard question to answer? Do you want the name of the whole forum, this individual forum or do you want us to answer with every single forum?

How do I post?

Where am I?

So whats Civ then?

How do you ask a question?

How do you type?

Why don't some of the people that post on this site make sense?

Why does word association continiue to live on and on and on....

Were's the any key?
:confused:

What's a mouse

were am i

how do i get here

weres the instruction's

do you mind if i ask you a question?

Originally posted by Suppersalmon
were am i


I already did that one :mad:

Why is their a cup holder on my computer?

Originally posted by Suppersalmon
Were's the any key?


I love the Simpsons quote (I realy hope I rememering that right or I'm going to look like a dumbass)

what does 'what' mean?

What kind of idiot participates in a thread like this?

wait a minute... ;)

I love the Simpsons quote (I realy hope I rememering that right or I'm going to look like a dumbass)

No, you got it right. Classic Homer. I used to have it as a .wav file. Now I want the one where the comic shop guy (shame one me for not remembering!) sees the nuclear missile coming at him: "I have wasted my life." This is my all time most favorite moment. It's just so damned perfect!

Can you hear me? (or in this case - can you read my post?)

Whats the number for 911?

How many brain cells do I not have?

Are you un-conscious?

Are you related by blood to a cartoon charecter?

along the lines of tthe "any key" one...

where's my TAB i ordered?

Its not a question but who cares.

"Only sad people post here"

"email is sexist"

"You don't know nothing"

My favourite: "Can I ask a question?"

"What could be worse than that?"

My favourite stupid questions are some of those on the 'funny email' thread in this forum, like 'are you qualified to give a urine sample,' and 'how many times have you committed suicide.'

EDIT: Punctuation

Yeah, lawyers say the darndest things.

(Wait a second! I didn't say a question. Is that bad? Is it stupid to question that? Is it stupid to question my question? Is it stupid to question questioning my question? Am I making questionable decisions to question questioning? Are any of these questions "stupid"? Is stupidity making me question questioning the questionability of my questioning question? Is "questionability" a word? Will CD Light ever shut up?)

A: Yes. For now.

here's one:

who's pellaken?

and here's some from a goofy diplomacy game I played"




did you know that the guy who invented the big mac's name wasent Mac. no, in all truthfulness, it was Dick... but you can see why they called it the Big Mac :)


if an italian in a whop, when why does BK call thier burger the whopper?

exactley how DO you spell "kichi kichi ya ya da da" and what does it mean?

why was 'shoobie doobie' such an important thing for people in the 70's to say?

what is a shoobie anyways? what does it do? how can you shoobie? can you be a shoobier? or a doobier for that matter?

on the diplom.org page, it refers to simon as being Manus's doppelganger...

what is a doppelganger? what does a doppelganger do? can one doppelgang? can one be a doppelgangee? is there a law against doppelganging?

I have heard of boogie woogie, and have a general idea how to boogie, but how does one woogie? has anyone evey suggested to "get down and woogie?" why do we call him the boogie man, why not the woogie man?

How do I turn my computer on?

What is a forums?

Why is Scott off of X-Men here:scan: ?

What is the / beneath the ? on my keyboard for?

How do I spell "You Stink"?

fart...fart....:mad: **** my poo is flying around!!!!!!!:nuke:

Originally posted by philippe
fart...fart....:mad: **** my poo is flying around!!!!!!!:nuke: Your fart smells like spam...cut back on the spam and post according to topic.

You mean this thread HAS a topic?

Oh, I see, the topic has a non-topic, humor off-topic humor topic. Carry on... :D

The thread clearly has a topic "Stupid questions" that was put in the form of a joke.

I fail to see how "fart...fart.... **** my poo is flying around!!!!!!!" is a question.....it is stupid rambling/spamming and is frowned apon by CFC mods.

Oh, then I'M spamming by giving a stupid answer. :O

So here's my stupid question - why did I just skim through the topic instead of reading it properly... (no answers please)

whats a moderator, and whats the worst they can do?

Think about it, can an immovable object ever be hit be an unstoppable object?

Can they even exist together?

An immoveable object cannot exist in our experience. Perhaps if there was a centre to the universe then at this dead centre then something would not be acted upon by any force, or acted upon equally by opposing forces then it would be immoveable, but as far as we know, everything is moving under a gravitational pull of something else. :p

Originally posted by duke o' york
An immoveable object cannot exist in our experience. Perhaps if there was a centre to the universe then at this dead centre then something would not be acted upon by any force, or acted upon equally by opposing forces then it would be immoveable, but as far as we know, everything is moving under a gravitational pull of something else. :p

Stephen Hawking just sighed his relief. :D

For another more serious question, I refer you to my new signature.

Originally posted by ainwood


Stephen Hawking just sighed his relief. :D

Come on...:rolleyes: You surely cannot have an unstoppable object either. It must have some size which means you could apply an opposing force against it. Or you could use a gravitational force if you had a spare planet or something.

a thing is always in rest unless there is a force in a direction on the thing ans so the thing moves and is there no gravity(outerspace)that thing will ALWAYS move with the same speed in the same direction


this is a law of newton:goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob:

Yes, but because there are no perfect vacuums in the world as we know it, there would be small bits of dust to alter its course.

And the question was, can you have both an immovable object, and an unstoppable force?

Why isnt "phoenetically" spelled fonetically.

forgive the spelling.

Originally posted by History_Buff
Think about it, can an immovable object ever be hit be an unstoppable object?

Can they even exist together? O.K., I will have a try at this one: Unstoppable doesn't mean it can't be diverted right? So my guess is that it would bounce off and continue going....in a different direction.


My stupid question with sound effects:
The power is off right? (zzzzzzAAAPPP!)

Why can't I hear the sound effect?

So, what is the topic of this thread?

What is an open question?

Is this a closed question?

a unstoppable thing can exist but first there has to be an power who drives it
ans there is no such thing as a innmovbal(sorry for spelling im dutch) thing because when there is a power on it there is
ALWAYS a reaction



anothere law of newton
action and reaction
reaction can never be bigger than action
nothing is immovable
:goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob:

You cannot have an unstoppable object because tat implies that there is no way to stop it. So no matter how fast an object is moving an opposite force that is equal could be aplied to bring the "unstoppable" object to rest.

hey you dont know your math
theoratticly it exists
let say a line named a is going horizontally it is THEORATTICLY unstoppable.laern your math and then say something:goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob:

Everything is unstoppable because of the forces working upon it on the larger scale. Since everything is constantly in motion, whether this be around the sun or whatever, then everything is unstoppable. Even if you were to apply a force on an object such that it counteracted the force applied upon it by the sun, the it would still be in motion relative to another object and affected by different forces. An object not acted upon by any force whatsoever is only theoretical and would occur in a perfect vacuum. The whole question of unstoppable object and immoveable object is essentially a philosophical one, of the style of the Buddhist one-hand clap, intended to free the mind of all conscience thought for easier meditation.

that was i maen to say.duke o york is absoluttely wright
and now plz change subject its getting boring your problem is solved the spirits within you are in paece now let keep it in this way

dukke o york is wright

Lawyer: Did you check for a pulse?
Coroner: No.
Lawyer: Did you check for signs of breathing?
Coroner: No.
Lawyer: Did you check for any signs of life what so ever?
Coroner: No.
Lawyer: Than how could you be certain that he was dead?
Coroner: His brain was in a jar on my desk!
Lawyer: Could it not have been possible that he could have still been alive?
Coroner: I guess he could have been out practicing law somewhere!!!

No offense intended to any lawyers among us:D

k man euh that is not the subject

As opposed to a discussion of the possibility of an object being unstoppable or immovable? I was simply sharing a story of a real life case that was sent to me by a friend. It was a part of an e-mail containing things actually said in a court room. Do you not agree that the line of questions from the lawyer are pretty stupid?

yes i agree:D

Why do I ask this question?

The only stupid question is the unasked one; asking is the best way to get the answer.

Well everyone is off topic then :goodjob:

No question is stupid if you don't know the answer!

maybe not everyone after all


now i have to tell a question.

Who can escape Moderator?

In California, is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?

How many of each animal did Moses take on the Ark?

Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?


Think about it.

In California, is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?

Sure, but he has to propose. ;)

How many of each animal did Moses take on the Ark?

Maybe they got the names mixed up in the Bible! :p

Where am I to go now that I've gone too far?

THAT way.

more weird quistions:
how do poo tastes?
can we eat ourself?
when i am flying and suddenly there is a big fart what is the reality?
may i see you?
hello nice to see you i am blind.
can we see our stumach?
is belgium the most powerful country in the world?
what is a bin?
i am not hungry i want just eat you?
weirdness flows in your mind now let uss dance on old disco music.
can i fly?
why?
thx?
is a human a animal?
are you, hungry?
why are you eating me?

now i got your mind under control
i see you dancing in the street wearing knackwursts and a sweater and the logo sis from india made in pakistan
let uss all have peace and the terorist blew himself up







ok this is getting TO weird.
these quistions are quistions that old people say
now let uss all fall death
death is your love

I have now started to ignore philippe's posts...My eyes just shut down when I see one of his posts and then start working again when his post has finished...Actually its only some of his posts like the one above that I ignore...

Originally posted by Sixchan
Sure, but he has to propose. ;) Which is difficult when he's dead.

Whats the number for 911?

Which is difficult when he's dead.

In the words of Glaswegians:
Naw. Yer Joking. Yah don' say. Who wud a thought ah that?

Why do you think I said he'd have to propose? And why would I use the ;) smiley? And why the sarcastic humour about the other questions? Duhhh...

Originally posted by Dell19
I have now started to ignore philippe's posts...My eyes just shut down when I see one of his posts and then start working again when his post has finished...Actually its only some of his posts like the one above that I ignore...

Did he ever get the majority in his stupidity poll? He was quite eager and has the right qualifications! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Below are questions that people "actually asked" of Park Rangers around the country, proving once again that there is no known limit to the depths of human stupidity.
(Source: Outside Magazine)

Grand Canyon National Park...
Was this man-made?
Do you light it up at night?
I bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom -- where is it?
So where are the faces of the presidents?

Everglades National Park...
Are the alligators real?
Are the baby alligators for sale?
Where are all the rides?
What time does the two o'clock bus leave?

Denali National Park (Alaska)...
What time do you feed the bears?
Can you show me where the yeti lives?
How often do you mow the tundra?
How much does Mount McKinley weigh?

Mesa Verde National Park...
Did people build this, or did Indians?
Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?
What did they worship in the kivas -- their own made-up religion?
Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?
Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado?

Carlsbad Caverns National Park...
How much of the cave is underground?
So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?
Does it ever rain in here?
How many Ping-Pong balls would it take to fill this up?
So what is this -- just a hole in the ground?

Yosemite National Park...
Where are the cages for the animals?
What time do you turn on Yosemite Falls?
Can I get my picture taken with the carving of President Clinton?

Yellowstone National Park...
Does Old Faithful erupt at night?
How do you turn it on?
When does the guy who turns it on get to sleep?
We had no trouble finding the park entrances, but where are the exits?


:D :D :rotfl: :lol:

How do you post a reply to this?

Originally posted by willj
How do you post a reply to this?
Is it possible to post to your question?

Which weighs more: a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?
Did you have any dreams tonight?
How do you spell "spell"?
What is the meaning of the word "meaning"?
What can I get here for ten cents?

Person A: I got hit by a car yesterday
Person B: Did it hurt?

And one I actually heard last Friday at school:
Isn't that a typo where it says "Person A"? Shouldn't it say "a person"?

Hmm my alltime favourite is: phone somebody and ask him for his number. According to my observations: 3/4 of the people will tell you. Give it a try someday it`s worth it.

Is my message spam?

How do u spell :rolleyes: ????
Ys my skin green?
why are grapes growing out of my head?
can i eat an apple computer?
Who did let the dogs out?
y am i mentally ill?
who thinks cheftian is too hard?
y's deity easy as hell?

Deity is easy as hell

Hell is really hard

What spam are u talking about?I like spam do u?

Is there such thing as a stupid question?

Why is that one face staring at me?
Why is that other one laughing at me?

Is this the stupid questions thread?
What does the keyboard do?
Where in the world is Earth?
Was President George W. Bush ever president?
Was Prime Minister Tony Blair ever prime minister?

Should this thread be closed?

What is the jail sentence for commiting suicide?

And this isn't a question, but: It's cold as hell in here.

Cn w typ ndrstndbly wtht sng vwls?

dn't knw cn w?

prbbly nt

Is this post mine?

Is this post zarn's?

Are you Perfection?
What time is it here?
Who is Zarn?

Am I weird?

What's My name?

Is this the official site for people shaped like 32's?

Do you spell messpeolled m-i-s-s-p-e-l-l-e-d?

Yada... Yada... Yada...

Does this post add 1 or 20 to my postcount?

Could this thread be locked? Please?

what happens when you get banned?
can you still post?

Hasn't someone already posted that? Or was it in the other questions thread?

i dunno
if so sorry i thought i made it up maybe i saw it i forget.

what is this dell19? where is dell 1,2,3 etc?

Can I find my cat in here?Here kitty kitty kitty.

Can somebody ban me? Please! Ban me, ban me, ban me! I want to know what is is like in real person. (I don't really want to be banned. :) )

Do these shoes make my butt look big?

who is this person abstain and why are they in every demogame poll?

Why do you wanna fire at Will?? what did he ever do to you???

are you an ?

Originally posted by BCLG100
who is this person abstain and why are they in every demogame poll?

Only in the Civ 3 Demo game. We in the Civ 2 demo game only go to the polls to vote and not to abstain :p

Originally posted by BCLG100
i dunno
if so sorry i thought i made it up maybe i saw it i forget.

what is this dell19? where is dell 1,2,3 etc?
Can you post that again? I didn't catch what you wrote.

Well, I think he said something like this:

I don't know.
If so, sorry. I thought i made it up. Maybe i saw it. I forget.

Have you seen a site smaller than this one here (http://www.dot16.com/) .

If you did, please tell me. :)

Can you go to jail for having a legal Game Boy and play a legal bought game in Greece?

Yes you can!

Check this thread (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=31324)
or go directly for the site (http://msnbc-cnet.com.com/2100-1040-956357.html) !!!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

:confused:

A Street of Rage fan quoting Monquey Island in a CIV forum...

By the way: What is a woodchuck?

we have had numerous threads over that and i think we eventually found out the answer

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck wood. :rolleyes: ;)

In most classes I've been in, the instructor will say something like "there's no such thing as a stupid question". So later on, I'll say "I got a stupid question for ya", and he repeats himself, "There's no such thing as a stupid question". I answer "You haven't heard the question yet", and then proceed to ask a stupid question.