azzaman333
Jan 23, 2006, 06:56 AM
It was before the start of Civilization, when the almighty god Azzaman333 decided he would make a new world.
"With the power of my awesomeness, i shal create a small world, with 70% of it covered by water. It shall be made out of Continents. It shall be a wet, yet cool world, and it shall be 4 billion years old. I do not wish to see any barbarians on my beautiful world, as they will try to spoil it with their ugly camps."
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5862/mayanemp0010nd.th.jpg (http://img80.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mayanemp0010nd.jpg)
The glourious azzaman333 then realised that the people were starting to get advanced on his world. They were learning the secrets of irrigation and mining. he decided to name all the groups of people on the earth.
"Those Blue people shall be known as the Mayans, those pink ones will be known as French, the red ones will be Romans, those brown ones would be Carthage, the green ones are the Celts and the purple ones are the Indians."
http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/9523/mayanemp0021ei.th.jpg (http://img41.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mayanemp0021ei.jpg)
And then, something amazing happened. The Mayans had a settler and a worker! Glorious azzaman333 forgot about all the other people he had just named, and concentrated on the Mayans.
"I shall guide their leader, Smoke-Jaguar, to a glorious conquest victory. He shall be famous, and all will bow down before him!"
http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/7440/mayanemp0035ai.th.jpg (http://img41.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mayanemp0035ai.jpg)
"With the power of my awesomeness, i shal create a small world, with 70% of it covered by water. It shall be made out of Continents. It shall be a wet, yet cool world, and it shall be 4 billion years old. I do not wish to see any barbarians on my beautiful world, as they will try to spoil it with their ugly camps."
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5862/mayanemp0010nd.th.jpg (http://img80.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mayanemp0010nd.jpg)
The glourious azzaman333 then realised that the people were starting to get advanced on his world. They were learning the secrets of irrigation and mining. he decided to name all the groups of people on the earth.
"Those Blue people shall be known as the Mayans, those pink ones will be known as French, the red ones will be Romans, those brown ones would be Carthage, the green ones are the Celts and the purple ones are the Indians."
http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/9523/mayanemp0021ei.th.jpg (http://img41.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mayanemp0021ei.jpg)
And then, something amazing happened. The Mayans had a settler and a worker! Glorious azzaman333 forgot about all the other people he had just named, and concentrated on the Mayans.
"I shall guide their leader, Smoke-Jaguar, to a glorious conquest victory. He shall be famous, and all will bow down before him!"
http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/7440/mayanemp0035ai.th.jpg (http://img41.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mayanemp0035ai.jpg)