Post all your funny chat-up lines here:

I'll start

"did it hurt baby?"

'did what hurt?'

"when you fell out of heaven into my heart"

(hope it was funny)

That's more romantic than funny, isn't it?

it isn't serious, if that is what you mean. it is lighthearted, you (or at least I) wouldn't really say that in a real situation!

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your bed-rock

Is your dad a baker, cause you have got some nice buns

is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?


Excuse me, i have lost my number, can i have yours?

Hello, My name is Grimmy. Sometimes worms give me diarrhea.
--Mother Goose & Grimm.