maybe not, but i did find this funny, i didnt write it, most of you have probably seen it anyway.


Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads:

40-ish ........................ 49.
Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone.
Athletic ...................... No breasts
Average looking .......... Moooo.
Beautiful .................... Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure ... On medication.
Feminist .................... Fat
Free spirit .................. Junkie
Friendship first .......... Former slut.
New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-Fashioned ........... No BJs.
Open-minded ............. Desperate
Outgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional .............. *****
Voluptuous ................ Very Fat
Hugh frame ............... Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate ....... Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay

quite funny :lol:

Thank you for teaching me about the dangers of online dating.
*nods in gratitude* :worship:

:lol: .

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?


Because she was a woman.

If I say I like this, does it mean I'd like to have sex with it? :blush:

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes I wish it was that simple. It's more like:
1. Yes = Yes or No
2. No = Yes or No

:lol: so true.

Lol i like the last one the best

have a t-shirt with some of them on, my gf banned me from wearing it

:lol: Love the Personal Ad Decoder

If I say I like this, does it mean I'd like to have sex with it? :blush:

no it means youll have to have sex with me. :D

This is a duplicate thread. 154419

I don't care. :lol: