My friend sent me this email. Enjoy.

Historically Accepted Uses Of The F-Word

There are only ten times in history when the F-word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:


1. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?"


-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


2. "What the @#$% was that?"


-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945


3. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"


-- Custer, 1877


4. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."


-- Einstein, 1938


5. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"


-- Picasso, 1926


6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"


-- Pythagoras, 126 B.C.


7. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"


-- Michelangelo, 1566


8. "Where the @#$% am I?"


-- Amelia Earhart, 1937


9. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"


-- Noah, 4314 B.C.


10. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."


-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

:lol:

i liked the major of hiroshima one the best.

Einstein's very good too. :lol:

:lol: I'll have to say Michelangelo's was the best.

:lol: Pretty funny

:lol: good one.

Noah's was the bst one! :lol:

i liked the major of hiroshima one the best.

agreed. imagine he and his buddies are sitting somewhere and talking:

-so what are we gonna do about the budge-BANG-......

-*everyone looking around, looking worried*........


WTF WAS THAT? :eek:

That's awesome! :lol:

I like the Custer one the best. :lol:

I think Michelangelo and Noah are the funniest of ten funny "Historically Accepted Uses Of The F-Word"

:lol: :lol:

I though you were going to show the flash video: the history of the F-word

Yeah, that one's an awesome video. I don't think they'd let it on CF, though.

agreed. imagine he and his buddies are sitting somewhere and talking:

-so what are we gonna do about the budge-BANG-......

-*everyone looking around, looking worried*........


WTF WAS THAT? :eek:

sniff sniff....... who farted???

Michaelangelo was the best by far. Some of the others just... weren't funny.

:lol:

I like the Amelia Earheart one the best, but they all had me :rotfl:'ing,

some were below the belt, but Mike's is funny.

:rotfl: hell, i liked them all :rotfl:

--- "I want my @#$%ing money back" ~ Margaret Thatcher, November 1979 (regarding the British rebate).

EDIT: Scratch that, those are pretty much her exact words.

How about:

--- "I'm telling you man, this is the @#$%ing place." - Columbus c.1492.

--- "My good friends, for the second time in our history, a British Prime Minister has returned from Germany bringing peace with honour. I believe it is peace for our time. That @#$%er won't dare try his luck." - Neville Chamberlain, Sept 1938.

--- "Just read the stones and shut the @#$% up" - Moses.

--- "If you guys don't take a chill pill, I'm gonna go on a @#$%ing diet" - Gandhi.

@Ram Those are awesome.

"I'm your @#$%ing father, already!"

-Darth Vader

That's the only one that comes to mind right now. Lame, I know...

Caesar-
I came, I saw, I conquered every @#$%ing thing I saw

Macarthur-
What the @#$% am I getting dismissed for?

Lincoln-
You guys told me Manassas would be a @#$%ing steal!

Hitler-
Of all the ways I have to die, I'm using a @#$%ing pill.

Lewinsky-
He told me he wouldn't @#$%ing tell anybody!

Thunderfall-
What the @#$% did Perfection do now?

~And there is @#$%-ing Light.
~Get the @#$% up and walk...
J.C.

~Da's @#$% Logisch (That's @#$% logical)
J.C. (Johan Cruijff)

"Who the @#$% did I shoot?"

-Dick Cheney

"Im out of order? No youre out of order! This whole @#$%ing court is out of order!"

-Saddam Hussein

Any @$&%er could have done better than that Bozo.

What the @$&% are you talking about? Ok heres another one:


"What the @$&% is political correctness?"

- the OT forum

Give us yer @$&%in' money!
-Bob Geldof.

I'm getting a splitting @$&%ing headache-Abraham Lincoln

"You heard me! I said @$&% Thabo Mbeki!"

- Nelson Mandela

~ "Oh yeah, I just @$&%ing luuuuurrrrve China :rolleyes:" - The Dalai Lama.

Caesar-
I came, I saw, I conquered every @#$%ing thing I saw

Macarthur-
What the @#$% am I getting dismissed for?

Lincoln-
You guys told me Manassas would be a @#$%ing steal!

Hitler-
Of all the ways I have to die, I'm using a @#$%ing pill.

Lewinsky-
He told me he wouldn't @#$%ing tell anybody!

Thunderfall-
What the @#$% did Perfection do now?

Sounds like somthing Ainwood would say: he doesnt admit it, but he is actually from north Korea :eek:

"I ain't givin' up my @#$%ing seat ait!" ~ Rosa Parks.

"Now look here, Dominican Republic, I've got a big @#$%ing stick." - Theodore Roosevelt, 1904

"@#$%" - Elie Wiesel, 1933

"Who the @#$% are you?" - Indian chief of Hispaniola, 1492

Helen Keller says her first word ... "What the @#$% did you just say?" - Anne Sullivan

"Okay, what the @#$% just happened?" - Wall Street investor, 1929

"@#$%" - Elie Wiesel, 1933Explanation please you funny @#$%er?

That would go better like this:

"@#$%"

-Ozzy Ozbourne

whos ellie wiesal?

"Why did the @#$%ing apple fall on me?"
Newton

"Dammit! Overflowed the @#$%ing bath again!" ~ Archimedes

That would go better like this:

"@#$%"

-Ozzy Ozbourne

heh, good one. :D

whos ellie wiesal? [and @ Rambuchan] A @#$%ing Holocaust victim. His autobiography Night is often required reading at schools, I think.

Thanks for the @#$%ing explanation WillJ. :goodjob:

I'll say it for him: You're @#$%ing welcome.

“That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, and a great, big, fat hairy '@#$% you' to Buzz Aldrin.” ~ Neil Armstrong 1969

"Mother @#$%ers can't own me!" - Frederick Douglass

"Houston, we have a f***ing problem."
-attributed Apollo XIII quote

Actual quote would be:

Swigert:"Okay, Houston, we've had a f***ing problem here."

Duke: 'This is Houston. Say again please.'

Lovell: 'Houston, we've had a f***ing problem. We've had a main B bus undervolt.'

"We're ****ed now." English cricket team when shane warne starts bowling.

"We're ****ed now." English cricket team when shane warne starts bowling.

:worship:

Good call.

Seing as it's an historical thread...

"We're @#$%ed now." Australian cricket team when Harold Larwood starts bowling.

"I think, therefore I @^$%ing am, biatch." - Rene Descartes' original statement in response to harsh criticism of his philosophical beliefs.

Thunderfall-What the @#$% did Perfection do now?

:rotfl: That's a really good one. :rotfl:

We are @#%&ing addicted to oil. - George W Bush
You better spit me out, you @#%&ing whale. - Jonah

Haha I crack myself up!

"Well, dear Egyptians, my God did say he would @#%& you up, and not just with plague and pestilence." ~ Moses.

"Houston, we have a f***ing problem."
-attributed Apollo XIII quote

Actual quote would be:

Swigert:"Okay, Houston, we've had a f***ing problem here."

Duke: 'This is Houston. Say again please.'

Lovell: 'Houston, we've had a f***ing problem. We've had a main B bus undervolt.'

Supposedly actual usage:
"Dear Lord, please don't let me <bleep> up."
- Alan Shephard, first American in space. Said while waiting for his Mercury rocket to ignite and take off.

"What the @#%& is your problem?"
-Muslims commenting on the Muhammed Cartoons
"What the @#%& is your problem?"
-Danes commenting on the rioting muslims

^ hahahahaha

"I did not @#%& that woman, she just gave me a little head." ~ Bill Clinton, 1998.

"I ain't givin' up my @#$%ing seat ait!" ~ Rosa Parks.
ROFL !

"I did not @#%& that woman, she just gave me a little head." ~ Bill Clinton, 1998.

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3. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"


-- Custer, 1877
This is just plain wrong. I'll tell you the story about the painting of Custer's last words:

A descendant of George Armstrong Custer went to a painter and said "I'd like a painting of my most famous ancestor's most famous accomplishment, Custer's Last Stand." The painter thinks about it for a while, then tells Custer Jr. to come back in a month with $10,000 and he'd get his painting. A month later, Custer Jr. returns, pays the painter, and the painting is brought out. At the top of the painting is a cow with a halo over her head looking down on the ground. On the ground as far as the eye can see are Native Americans making love. Custer Jr. looks at the painting and says "what does this have to do with Custer's Last Stand." The painter replies "this painting represents Custer's last words." "Oh, and what were they?" "Holy Cow, look at all the @#$%ing Indians."

They were funny

"I did not @#%& that woman, she just gave me a little head." ~ Bill Clinton, 1998.

"That depends on what the definition of "@#$%", is" ~ Bill Clinton, 1998

"what does this @#$%ing button do?"

Actual transmission from Space shuttle challenger 1986

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You sir are pure genious!

That is so ****ing hilarious!!!

The ball was not behind that @#€&ing line! - Wolfgang Weber 7/30/66, London

"I didn't @#$%ing kill her!" - O.J. Simpson

The Titanic and Hiroshima are the best! :lol: Very funny!

Hannibal: Why the @#$% did I bring elephants?

Burgoyne- I'm @#$%ed now.

Albert Einstein: Oh no! I've be mis-****ing-quoted yet again!

The rest of the world to USA and UK

"Now, where the $^!# are the WMD ???!!"

"Trust me dude. When I say locusts, I mean locusts. When I say frogs, I mean @#$%ing loads of 'em. When I say hail mixed with fire, I ain't kidding. So why don't you just back the @#$% up and set my @#$%ing people free, ait?!" ~ Moses.

A few biblical ones

"What the @#$%s she gone and done now..." - Adam
"@#$% this rain is heavy, and I left my @#$%ing umbrella at home" - Noah
"Why the @#$% did I move to this town?" - Lot

'They rejected my #&#*^ing gnomes'

-Rambuchan.

:scan: That'd be a user specific post there sir :scan:

"I left Tom Cruise for that @#$%ing hot piece of ass who posted above." ~ Penelope Cruise.

"This thread is @#$%ing hilarious."

"You guys need to watch your @#$%ing language."

"Who Wants to be a @#$%ing millionaire."

"I want a @#$%ing recount." -Al Gore and/or John Kerry

"@#$% @#$% @#$% mother @#$%er." -Eminem

"I think I @#$%ed up." -God, when commenting on "creation" of humans

'They rejected my #&#*^ing gnomes'

-Rambuchan.
:rotfl:
That was the best :goodjob:

"Who the ÖΘ«ô cut my hair?" - Samson.

Edited to remove semi-blasphemy.

How the #@^% does Perfection have that many posts?
~Every OT member

:rotfl:
That was the best :goodjob:Of all the great ones in here you picked THIS one!? :gripe: I thought I'd seen the back of all that. :shake:

"Lead, follow, or get out of the @#$%ing way!"

Of all the great ones in here you picked THIS one!? :gripe: I thought I'd seen the back of all that. :shake:


gotta say it was a good one though! one of the best :)

"Where are my ^&*$@%! 72 virgins?"-- Al-Zarqawi :nya::evil:

Best. One. Yet. :D

"No not I'm not @#$%ing with you, I'm the son of God, damnit!"

- Jesus?

"My God, my God, why have you foresaken me where the @#$% are you?!" ~ Jesus.

Why the @#$% came to the senate today?
-Julius Caesar, 15 March 44BC

"Who the ╣┼⌐» are these pale-looking guys with hair on their faces, and what do they want?" - Montezuma, Atahualpa, and every single Native American chief in the New World 1492-1800

"How the **** did we lose that?" Japanese soccer team after losing to Australia this week.