The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting
unit called The United States Redneck Special Forces.


These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma,
Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given
only the following facts about terrorists:


1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by next Friday.

Rather tired, although I liked the one about Dale Earnhardt being assassinated by terrorists. :D

mildly funny

I give this 2 out of 5 lols
:lol::lol:

Well, I give it 3.5 :lol:s


:p

#3

Yeah, the ASS of a chicken...

whos dale earndhart might go up in my laughometer if i know this :)

Dale Earnhardt (http://www.daleearnhardtinc.com/content/legacy/bio.aspx)

Of course, this isn't really a good enough article to get a real feel for who Dale Earnhardt was...but it's a start.

There was a picture that went along with this when it was first being circulated a few years ago.

http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/6122/redneckspecialforces8wb.th.jpg (http://img473.imageshack.us/my.php?image=redneckspecialforces8wb.jpg)

Was he killed or something?

Yeah, he died racing in Daytona I believe.

:lol: 3.5/5