I don't normally post outside of the civ3 forums, but I felt I had to share the idiocy of this site with as many people as possible.

http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/ninja.htm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"Roughly 9 out of ten ninjas love this casino"

"Ninjas are sooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants."

Scary thing is, this guy is probably a college student and not a 10 year old.

Did anyone think they were reading a South Park script.

Dude! Sweet! Cool. By Cool I mean Sweet!


And there was this one dude who killed a whole town because someone dropped a spoon.

I'm passing the details of this along to both the GRU and the Waffen SS, with the recommendation that they give this guy a very hard smack on the bottom for either being incurably stupid, or incurably unfunny.:cool:

There sure is some weird stuff oot there in cyberspace...

boy is he pathetic, is this for real?:lol: :lol: :lol:

he must be joking

and click on alternate ending for the official hippo page, lol

I love that site. I first went there after seeing the link to it in Dan M. of Firaxis's Signature.

Thats an interesting Midi they have going, does that tune have a name? :) too funny.

"There is this super rich stupid idiot who lives in a humongous house. At his house, this guy has babes lying all over the place. "

SUH-WEEEEET

I'm flippin' out man

As one has travelled across the vast cold expanses of cyberspace, one has found something vaguelly similar to this ninja website, in a quite quaint little effort:

www.royalcanadianmountedspetsnaz.com

It is novel, and rather disturbing that someone has that type of spare time...:)

Here (http://galileo.spaceports.com/~reagle/steve.htm)
:ninja:

Wow, someone really wrote a book!:crazyeyes
These people must be having too much spare time...:mwaha:

:lol: That was funny....The part about the man that killed the town because one man dropped a spoon was the funniest.

LOL! The music makes the site. Very funny.

Either way, this site is accurate, so what are you worrying about?! Ninjas ALWAYS flip out, their training is based on killing people and totally chopping their heads off I think this is really sweet and awesome that someone has finally compiled all the valid ninja data from the past and present and packaged it all in a wonderful nook of t..

So true, hehe :)

Mark told me that one day, at the sauna, someone drop a soap.

The ninja flipped out and sodomized everybody there. It was so sweeet.

Ninja BABE

Scene 1:

There is this super rich stupid idiot who lives in a humongous house. At his house, this guy has babes lying all over the place. The next scene is hot. The guy takes this super hot babe back to his room to make-out. The audience will think that the hot babe is a normal babe, but, yeah right, she's a ninja. The ninja woman smashes the guy's head like a melon. Then all these dogs come out of nowhere and the ninja woman has to beat the dogs' asses. First she kicks this one dog right in the nuts. The dog screams and jumps out the window. Then she jumps in the air and kicks two dogs in the nuts at once! Both dogs evaporate. Every time the ninja woman kicks nuts, a guitar squeals hard. Then the ninja woman has to battle the boss dog. The boss dog is huge. Before the boss dog can attack, she uppercuts the boss dog's nuts so hard that the boss explodes. Then the guitar squeals REALLY hard and explodes.

End

-This script is awesome.

ROTFLMAO! :lol:

You guys are missing out on the best part of this site by far! The NINJA FORUM. I couldn't believe what I was reading. Except for a couple of posts saying "you are screwed up", it's like this guy spends all his time posting to himself. And at least when I went to the site a month ago, it was all up to date! The wording on all of the posts is identical!:lol:

Originally posted by Sparrowhawk
You guys are missing out on the best part of this site by far! The NINJA FORUM. I couldn't believe what I was reading. Except for a couple of posts saying "you are screwed up", it's like this guy spends all his time posting to himself. And at least when I went to the site a month ago, it was all up to date! The wording on all of the posts is identical!:lol:

Yeah. That forum is just beggin to be spammed. Anyone? Of course, the entire forum actually is spam .....:crazyeyes

Originally posted by eyrei
Yeah. That forum is just beggin to be spammed. Anyone? Of course, the entire forum actually is spam .....:crazyeyes

I don't know, could be risky. What if they sent a whole bunch of Ninjas to flip out and chop our heads off?:eek:



:rotfl:

Originally posted by Sparrowhawk


I don't know, could be risky. What if they sent a whole bunch of Ninjas to flip out and chop our heads off?:eek:



:rotfl:

That is almost the exact threat I got when I tried it. Unfortunately, I have found it to be nearly impossible to spam spam.

oh and i belive the changed the adress to http://www.realultimatepower.net/ they told me to tell all my friends to change their bookmarks, so do it... NOW!!!:mad:

I have started using terms from that website in online D&D games:
"The sweet ass ninja kicks you in your fat loser head. Blam, everyone in the room is DEAD!"

Shuddup before I make a totally cool awesome and sweet ninja flip out and KILL your entire town!
If you dont believe me ask mark.

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:rotfl:

That was some good HUMOR

dudes we are dealing with1 unstable human being here (i assume it's a human at least)

sorry for reviving this old thread but. this is hilarious..

the webmaster said that he was sued:lol:
Here (http://www.anycities.com/user/cnnnews/index.html)
And here (http://www.anycities.com/user/cnnnews/ninja.html)

These pages were obviously fake. This webmaster really got an ill sense of humour.

Ms. Evans stated that because of realultimatepower.net, her children have been climbing on the furniture, beating on cats, and "spitting up all over the damn place."


Hehe, that was my favorite part. :D ;)

Some people were wondering what the MIDI playing in the background is. Well if anyone here listens to hiphop then you may have heard of the horrible hip hop (i use this term loosely) "artist" Jay Z. He did a song called "Big Pimpin" and that is the tune that people can hear in the background of the site.

What a bad excuse for a web site...

The site doesn't work for me :(