The proud people of TNT would now like to present our current collaboration of the Ironic Bible. This thread will hold all the stories of that the people of TNT "find". We would now like to share with you the first 3 stories we have written. Please remember that not every story is in time order. So a story we post today might be taking place further ahead in time then a story we post a few weeks from now. We'll try to put everything in order in the Index though. I hope you all enjoy. :)

The Ironic Bible: Chronicling the Times and Lives of the People of Iron

Creation (http://img93.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scripture58et.jpg)
Meelet and Mausollus (http://img523.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scripture11be.jpg)
Provolution's Prophecy (http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scripture22pk.jpg)
Sacred Jungle Road (http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scripture33wa.jpg)
Meelet's Warning of Wrath (http://img435.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scripture46rt.jpg)
The Luck of the Iroqi (http://img91.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scripture65ih.jpg)
Origins of Dinsog (http://img232.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scripture77cd.jpg)
Meelet's Promise (http://img205.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scripture84vd.jpg)
Warning to the Galls (http://img239.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scripture92te.jpg)
Last of the No-Namers (http://img338.imageshack.us/my.php?image=finalscripturezq1.jpg) Final Scroll!!

Contributors
greekguy- 3 stories written
BCLG100- 2 stories written
donsig- 1 story written
lost_civantares-4 stories written

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Well written.

Very nice guys :thumbsup:

I like the way we are starting to share tales in the UN ... keep it up :D

A fun read of some highlights of your history. :goodjob:

Great read. :D I found donsig's wording very funny indeed.

Great read. :D I found donsig's wording very funny indeed.

I'm a really good plagarist. ;)

I'm a really good plagarist.
Hmmm... perhaps that's why I was flashing back to the Holy Hand-grenade of Antioch while reading that.

Very nice guys! :thumbsup:

...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

Good job! Newspapers, the Ironic Bible... great! :goodjob:

Is that a hint of Monty Python i detect there donsig

Is that a hint of Monty Python i detect there donsig

More than a hint. Guilty as charged as pointed out by General_W. I probably should have saved it till we had gunpowder then I could have made it a hand grenade and just lifted the whole thing without modifying it. Would have been perfect seeing as we're TNT!

Too bad no one decided to play the French. Would have much more to steal then. :D

Glad to see we're all up on our Monty Python.

Much fun in reading! I eagerly wait the next installment.

too funny.

there will be an update soon, just some of us have been swamped with coursework :(

Attention nations of the world! A new Ironic bible update is here! Four new scrolls make up this update. They can be found in the first index post, with the word "NEW" next to them in big bold letters. Please enjoy these brillant works by brillant minds, including 2 scrolls by a first time scribe lost_civanatares. :)

:goodjob: I love the creation story.

Dinsog is the Anti-Meleet? :eek:

Yer you may notice the first part of the creation story from elsewhere :blush:

And which version. ;)

I glad i've provided so much inspiration for your stories :D

It's quite funny that according to your legends The Rik has created you the smartest of all peoples yet you needed MIA to gift you into the Middle Ages. :lol:

It's quite funny that according to your legends The Rik has created you the smartest of all peoples yet you needed MIA to gift you into the Middle Ages. Or else they were so smart they didn't even have to do the research themselves?


Like my daddy always said… there's "smart enough to do the work", and then there's "smart enough to not have to do it."
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Besides… it was more like Christmas… Gifts for everybody! :xmascheers:

yup they sure out-smarted you. You got one tech from them and they got 6 from you. Maybe you guys should rescind the SCI trait of the Greeks. ;)

PLus you swapped free techs which is a wash anyway.

Attention nations of the world! 2 new scrolls are now ready for your viewing pleasure. The new scrolls have the word "NEW" in big bold letters next to them. Enjoy! :)

Doesn't read like scripture. Reads more like a missive from the government. But hey! I'm just an idiot. :crazyeye:

That of the scripture must be read like it is, the solid and deep word of Meleet! So as the deep (and endless) voice of our government, always looking for our money in the deepest depths, comes, so the great Meleet comes out of the depths looking for hertics (such as the despised RNG cult) out of the depths.

Does that help the poor idiot wanderers? :p

Doesn't read like scripture. Reads more like a missive from the government. But hey! I'm just an idiot. :crazyeye:
No separation of church and state here.

Attention remaining nations of the world! The final scroll of TNT has been edited into the first post. this scroll contains the last words of the people of Iron, written by lost_civantares. Enjoy and good luck to the remaining teams!

Nice ending TNT!
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Reminds me of… “We cannot get out. We cannot get out. They have taken the Bridge and second hall. We cannot get out. The end comes... drums, drums in the deep... they are coming.”

Very well written. It made me a bit misty-eyed. :(

Reminds me of… “We cannot get out. We cannot get out. They have taken the Bridge and second hall. We cannot get out. The end comes... drums, drums in the deep... they are coming.”Yeah, I was thinking the same thing after I wrote it too.

Well written ... and a nice way to end TNT's game :salute:

Very nice work. We would be proud to have you guys join the Nutters.