Prologue:

It was 330 AD. India’s Elephants and Medieval Infantry were marching towards Wat Pra Keo, the Lan Xang’s only source of Iron. Without it, there would be no Knights or Maces, as Gandhi’s military advisor, D’Artagnan59 called them. Fa Gnum pondered his choices. With his Saltpeter gone from the capture of the one-Javelin Thrower-guarded Muang Xiagnabouri. Even Nakhon Phanon was lost. Without his beloved Colossus and Great Wall of Luangphrabang, captured by who else? The Indians. They were sure to die. They were lucky to get Anyang, the Horse City, in a short war. He then was pumping Knights at Champassak and Wat Pra Keo. If the latter were taken, they were sure to be conquered. No Military Alliances took place. Not even Japan.

Meanwhile, Arabia was at a stalemate with Vijayaganar. Lan Xang troops were dying fast. Delhi was building J.S. Bach’s Cathedral. Then, Chuck Norris, the foreign advisor, said, “China is very pleased with us. So are Japan and Sumeria.”

Elephants were destroying Lan Xang troops. Soon, they reached Wat Pra Keo. Hills ran red with the blood of humans, horses, and elephants. Then an Elite War Elephant destroyed a Pikeman on the run. Then, a Great Leader emerged. He was Chandraguptna. The Elephant was named Ganesh, after a god. Ganesh and Chandraguptna ran to Luangphrabang.

Soon, D’Artagnan sent a package to Fa Gnum.

What will happen next? :confused:

Chuck Norris

What?
:mischief:

It's a popular fad around here. I caught on.

:lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl:

I seriously doubt Chuck Norris was around in 330 AD... :rolleyes:

Can you guys think of something else than Chuck Norris?

Chapter 1: Destruction

Fa Gnum opened it. He and his advisors were shocked! It was the governor of Wat Pra Keo’s head! It read, “We have taken Wat Pra Keo.”

It was by D’Artagnan59, who wrote huge. Soon, Ganesh and Chand arrived at Luangphrabang. Gandhi was there. Ganesh was given to Gandhi. So was the writer of the message. Chand then said, “Gandhi, you are excellent. Therefore, I must give this gift to you.”

He unveiled the giant gift. It was the Forbidden Palace! Chandraguptna was chancellor. Fa Gnum received a message. It said, “Luangphrabang has been restored to greatness. The Forbidden Palace is there.”

Meanwhile, Wat Pra Keo had been losing unworthy Lan Xang citizens who opposed forced conversion to Hindu. Every city except Viangchan, Muang Vangviang. Muang Xiagnabouri, and Nakhon Phanon had. Soon, Elephants and Maces reached Champassak.

Champassak was heavily guarded because of being selectively mobilized for war. The first Elephant attacked a Pikeman. Elephants pwned the Pikemen and Javelin Throwers. Soon, Champassak fell and non-willing-converts starved to death.

Then, the slippery Fa Gnum traveled by night in the shabbiest of black rags. Nobody saw him sneaking past the city he loved to Anyang, a captured city.

He pondered, “How will I be alive for a few hours?”

He then said, “Aha! A spider hole!”

He found one under the mayor’s house. Thankfully, the other one with the original mayor was not seen. The soldiers quickly ran towards Anyang.

The ten soldiers going to Anyang went, and the rest went back home to their family, joyous and unwounded. But soon they would be back…

The units wiped Anyang’s garrison. Soon, they stormed the Lan Xang mayor’s and killed him. D’Artagnan59, a skilled Swordsman as well as an advisor, scrawled, “You will be captured.” on his head.

Soon enough, the advisor found the spider hole. Inside was Fa Ngum! He was immediately put to work on the chain gang with the rest of his advisors/slaves. If they worked hard enough, they would end their work and be sent back to Luangphrabang.

Soon, the Chinese mayor came out. He said, “Who are you?”

The skilled swordsman said, “I am D’Artagnan59, military advisor/warrior of the Indians.”

“Did you destroy the Lan Xang?”

“Yes.”

“My saviour!”

“Come, I must talk to Mao.”

“OK.”

It was 440 AD.

Next, they first took a trip to Delhi. He was exhilarated by the Oracle, the Hanging Gardens, the Pyramids, the Sistine Chapel, Copernicus's Observatory, Shakespeare's Theatre, the Temple, the Library, the Cathedral, which made everyone content, and the Great Library (save the best for last). They got Gandhi and Ganesh and rode to Beijing.

And I know that Chuck Norris wasn't around in 330 AD. It's in there because it's funny.

And a fad.

Hey, is there a mod to make Chuck the foreign advisor?

I've got Elvis for my domestic advisor.

And I know that Chuck Norris wasn't around in 330 AD. It's in there because it's funny.
It's not humourous at all to me.

Other than the Chuck crap, this story is pretty good. Keep writing.

Without Chuck, of course

And I know that Chuck Norris wasn't around in 330 AD. It's in there because it's funny.


I'm not so sure :lol:

Quote:
Originally Posted by D'Artagnan59
And I know that Chuck Norris wasn't around in 330 AD. It's in there because it's funny.

It's not humourous at all to me.

Other than the Chuck crap, this story is pretty good. Keep writing.


Without Chuck, of course


Chuck ain't major.