View Full Version : Offspring thread (Tubby please post)


scoutsout
Apr 07, 2006, 09:49 PM
...not that we need another place to SPAM... but I thought it might be nice for our expectant father (Tubby...not AK pregnant with Harriet's baby) to have a place to post an announcement...and maybe a baby pic of the soon-to-be-born "Rower the Younger".

Then we can oogle over how cute Tubby's kid is... and speculate as to how it's possible something so cute could have sprung from the loins of our beloved Tubs. :p

And if anybody else should manage to procreate before this game ends... they can spam here too! :D

Tubby Rower
Apr 08, 2006, 08:45 AM
No baby yet....

Tubby Rower
Apr 10, 2006, 05:55 AM
Still no youngin' yet.

This has to be my offspring... stubborn as can be. I told the baby (through Sherry's belly) to hurry up and come out. And no lie, the baby kicked the exact spot I was talking too. He/she is going to be the first baby that's going to sit in "time out" in the hospital. :lol:

Butterball
Apr 10, 2006, 03:06 PM
Soooo ... what will you name the youngan?

She = Tubbatha Rowenia?
He = Tubby Rower Jr.?

BB

Tubby Rower
Apr 10, 2006, 07:34 PM
boy = Ethan Michael
girl = Catherine Brooke

I think.. that those are the names. Ethan could be wrong but the rest are right.

Admiral Kutzov
Apr 10, 2006, 08:59 PM
Boy - Hiawatha Xerses Rower
Girl - Isabella Theodora Rower

Kickbooti
Apr 11, 2006, 07:35 AM
Mahershalalhashboz (ma-HARE-shal-al-HOSH-boz) Agamemnon Rower.

Works for boy or girl.

Tubby Rower
Apr 11, 2006, 07:36 AM
so does Casey Jr. ;)

Whomp
Apr 11, 2006, 10:11 AM
It's a boy and Ethan works for me. Boys need nicknames and I can't nickname the kid "C" but I can call him "E" or "E-train" or "E master flash" or "Em"..stuff like that. Plus you can't make fun of a kid named Ethan. It already sounds like either A. a football player at Climpson or B. the child prodigy who figured out how to send a rocket to the next planetary system.
Whereas, "Casey spacey" is an easy target so no Casey. :D

Tubby Rower
Apr 11, 2006, 10:14 AM
Hey... me and Kickbooti might come over to Chi-town and well kick booti :mad::gripe:

:move::cringe:

Whomp
Apr 11, 2006, 10:25 AM
Bring it! I'll call in my dad! He's got the same name as me except he's a Jr. and I'm Nardo the third! said with a grey poupon accent

Pentium
Apr 11, 2006, 12:03 PM
May I suggest Sirian's plan of naming children?

Chris, Ivan, Vince, and Four :D

Too bad you already missed with your first one ;)

Kickbooti
Apr 11, 2006, 01:07 PM
I'm with Tubby. Aside from everyone and their cousin having a dog named Casey, it is a fine name.

And be careful, I was in Chi-town this weekend and did some butt-kicking.

You may have seen it, Whomp; it was on the Ryan, I hear they are trying to clean it up now...

Kickbooti
Apr 14, 2006, 03:35 PM
I'm not impatient for the blessed event or anything. I'm just sayin...

gmaharriet
Apr 14, 2006, 06:56 PM
As a representative from the female perspective, KB, offhand I'd say...

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Admiral Kutzov
Apr 14, 2006, 07:07 PM
tubs, please have mrs rower get with the program. we're idiots and can't spam for weeks....

Bede
Apr 14, 2006, 07:15 PM
tubs, please have mrs rower get with the program. we're idiots and can't spam for weeks....

Re read that post AdmK!!!!

Remember Whomper's spam fest?

Tubby Rower
Apr 14, 2006, 07:38 PM
still no news. Hey kickbooti... get that thing cranked up.... We'll come visit.

gmaharriet
Apr 14, 2006, 08:12 PM
Hey kickbooti... get that thing cranked up.... We'll come visit.
Oh, you MEN!!! I had induced labor with both of my children, but not THAT way. Yikes!!! :dubious:

scoutsout
Apr 14, 2006, 08:13 PM
We need a see-gar smiley. Where's Mistfit or Tubby?

@Tubby: If you really want to impress me, put some diapers on the PMP smiley, and stick a cigar in its mouth.

Whomp
Apr 14, 2006, 10:08 PM
Remember Whomper's spam fest?
Eh? Which one? :lol:

If I recall that so called spam fest became a bit of a " legendary music SG while automating workers and pounding with keshiks" thread. Thank goodness for the two women on the team to keep things focused.
Everyone who participated had fun...right?

Can you give me an E? E! Etrain! Etrain! Etrain!

Kickbooti
Apr 15, 2006, 04:09 AM
As a representative from the female perspective, KB, offhand I'd say...

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't worry Gma - I'm trained in empathy. You would be impressed if you saw me in a hospital, patting someone's hand saying in a voice rich with emotional import, "There, there. There, there."

Trust me, It would be fine...;)

gmaharriet
Apr 15, 2006, 04:37 AM
Don't worry Gma - I'm trained in empathy. You would be impressed if you saw me in a hospital, patting someone's hand saying in a voice rich with emotional import, "There, there. There, there."

Trust me, It would be fine...;)
Oh, you're in rare form tonight, KB. I also saw your post about barbeque. :shake:

SimpleMonkey
Apr 15, 2006, 06:21 AM
No offspring on my part, since, after all ...

http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads11/Planet.jpg

gmaharriet
Apr 15, 2006, 07:15 AM
Oh, what a fine looking monkey you are! It's always fun to see what our friends really look like in RL. You ought to post it in the Member Photo Album in the Off Topic forum. :mischief:

Tubby Rower
Apr 18, 2006, 01:20 PM
No baby yet....
still applies

Admiral Kutzov
Apr 20, 2006, 06:13 PM
Tubs, the main reason, I got online tonight was to see if Mrs. Rower had produced. WTH? the event is still pending?

OT -yes, my nose still hurts.

Sir Bugsy
Apr 21, 2006, 09:39 PM
Poor Mrs. Rower. This doesn't sound like any fun. :(

Tubby Rower
Apr 26, 2006, 05:51 AM
Still no baby yet, but Sherry found out a couple spots on her hand and ankle that supposedly are labor trigger points if massaged. Why couldn't those spots be somewhere else :mischief: ?

We tried all of the old wives' tales about inducing labor (bumpy roads, sex, stairs, big meals, etc) with Ana and she was 2 weeks late. So Sherry said that none of them would happen this time. I'm most disappointed by the 2nd item on the list :(

anyhoo... her belly looks unnatural. it's weird.

Rik Meleet
Apr 26, 2006, 06:01 AM
:(

I saw this thread from the main page of the forum and concluded the time had come. Have you decided on the race already ?

Tubby Rower
Apr 26, 2006, 06:04 AM
race = nerd

names have been picked out (Ethan Michael and Catherine Brooke) and if it's a bo Whomp has already nicknamed him E-train.

gmaharriet
Apr 26, 2006, 06:08 AM
:(

I saw this thread from the main page of the forum and concluded the time had come.
That's what I thought too and I came racing in here, all prepared to post congratulations...maybe even smoke a cigar in the baby's honor. ;)

Tubs, maybe you should try ALL the things on that list. Who knows? They might work THIS time...especially #2. Can't hurt...might help. :p

Rik Meleet
Apr 26, 2006, 11:20 AM
:woohoo:

I've got a Nephew !!!

(No pictures yet, sorry .....)

Kickbooti
Apr 27, 2006, 07:34 AM
Okay, its time for some directed action. I'm just sayin'...

http://www.cnn.com/EARTH/9612/16/sucking.dogs/

Tubby Rower
Apr 27, 2006, 08:49 AM
yeah, the threat of using forceps or a vacuum on Ana's head is what inspired Sherry to finally push Ana out after 3 hours of pushing :wow:

Rik Meleet
Apr 28, 2006, 01:29 PM
Meet Tycho Yaron !!

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4057/yaron39ij.jpg

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/5926/yaron6oe.jpg

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/5003/svenandyaron0sr.jpg

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/5725/thissaandyaron9kp.jpg

Whomp
Apr 28, 2006, 02:19 PM
Tycho Yaron! Sweet! :band:

My nickname for Tycho is T-bone rock daddy!

Rik Meleet
Apr 28, 2006, 02:25 PM
He will be called "Yaron" ;)

gmaharriet
Apr 28, 2006, 05:51 PM
Awwww, he's a sweetie pie! I'll bet you're a very proud uncle. :goodjob:

Kickbooti
Apr 29, 2006, 06:06 AM
Congradulations Rik. Remember, it is the Grandparents job to spoil Tycho, but it is yours to teach him the things that his parents won't, and that the grandparents are too mature to teach; you know like how to belch on command and things like that.

Enjoy!

Admiral Kutzov
Apr 29, 2006, 05:20 PM
@rik :salute:

At what age will you begin teaching him Civ? ;)

Tubby Rower
May 04, 2006, 05:19 PM
well Sherry had a midwife appointment today and she is still the 3 cm dialated and 70% effaced just like 3 weeks ago... So no change.... buuuuuuut......

The midwife said that if she didn't have the baby by Monday she'll induce her.

Admiral Kutzov
May 04, 2006, 05:41 PM
Best wishes, Mr. Rower. got my digits crossed. (all 23 of them)

gmaharriet
May 04, 2006, 06:10 PM
The midwife said that if she didn't have the baby by Monday she'll induce her.
Seems like there ought to be a way to offer an inducement to the baby to come out of hiding. Maybe you could promise the baby something special.

Let's see... He/she is a little young for a kitten or puppy, or an offer of his/her own PC or IPod, or a trip to Disney World. We'll have to help you come up with an idea or two. :p

Kickbooti
May 05, 2006, 06:59 AM
Seems like there ought to be a way to offer an inducement to the baby to come out of hiding. Maybe you could promise the baby something special.

Let's see... He/she is a little young for a kitten or puppy, or an offer of his/her own PC or IPod, or a trip to Disney World. We'll have to help you come up with an idea or two. :p

That is the carrot, then there is the stick. "Get out here right now young man/lady or else Igor will be your AuPare..."

Admiral Kutzov
May 05, 2006, 03:18 PM
Get out here right now young man/lady or else Igor will be your AuPare..." :rotfl:

room and board is included with that position, right?

grahamiam
May 08, 2006, 09:15 AM
looks like today is the big day, good luck to Mrs Tubby :)

Daghdha
May 08, 2006, 09:21 AM
C'mon Tubby, this is going nowhere. Put Sherry on diet and she'll be fine.

Rik Meleet
May 08, 2006, 10:23 AM
Push.
Push.
Push.

Tubby Rower
May 08, 2006, 07:38 PM
Ethan Michael was born @ 5:10 pm this afternoon.

9 lbs. 12 oz. and 21.5" long

Sherry did a great job. she pushed for about hour and both mother and baby are doing great

barbu1977
May 08, 2006, 07:42 PM
Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

scoutsout
May 08, 2006, 07:45 PM
Glad to hear mother and child are doing well. Congratulations!

Whomp
May 08, 2006, 07:48 PM
:banana: E Train! E Train! E Train! The boy was 9 lbs, 12 ozs and 21 inches long! :eek:

Congrats Tubs and Sherry!

Mistfit
May 08, 2006, 08:28 PM
Congrats Tubs! Glad to hear everyone is good!

By the sound of him he will be less of the geek variety and more of the inner linebacker variety :D

Admiral Kutzov
May 08, 2006, 08:48 PM
9 lbs. 12 oz. and 21.5" long


WHOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gmaharriet
May 08, 2006, 11:31 PM
Congratulations to you and Sherry, Tubs!!! I whipped up a little something in Ethan's honor so we can all celebrate. :D

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/180352/ItsABoy_cake.jpg

Sir Bugsy
May 09, 2006, 12:04 AM
:party: :bday: :band:

Sir Bugsy
May 09, 2006, 12:05 AM
:party: :bday: :band:

Rik Meleet
May 09, 2006, 05:26 AM
:woohoo:

Congrats to all the Venters !!! :)

Kickbooti
May 09, 2006, 05:56 AM
Congradulations!

By the sound of him he will be less of the geek variety and more of the inner linebacker variety :D

Mist, I think that the geek gene will be evident, either he will KNOW what play the defense will run based on statistical analysis and probablity theory OR he will be the Mean Joe Green of the Census Dept.

Give all the Rowers my best.

grahamiam
May 09, 2006, 07:19 AM
congrats! :band: <- etrain on the drums

Tubby Rower
May 09, 2006, 09:05 AM
Some Pictures

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/3772/dscf04877au.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/1790/dscf04888mo.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/4606/dscf04867rt.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/9639/dscf04839mk.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/9296/dscf04859kz.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

grahamiam
May 09, 2006, 09:07 AM
:goodjob: cheers!

Mistfit
May 09, 2006, 09:09 AM
:clap: Good looking kid (we'll give Sherry the credit for that)

Whomp
May 09, 2006, 09:27 AM
Dude that is so cool. E Train looks like he's learned how to throw a stiff arm in your picture! So cool.

Pentium
May 09, 2006, 11:01 AM
Congratulations! [party] :band: :woohoo:

Butterball
May 09, 2006, 01:16 PM
Ethan Michael was born @ 5:10 pm this afternoon.

9 lbs. 12 oz. and 21.5" long

Sherry did a great job. she pushed for about hour and both mother and baby are doing great
Way to go Ethan Michael ... and you also TR & Sherry!!!:band:
:dance: :dance: :dance: :beer: :beer: :beer:
BB

scoutsout
May 09, 2006, 05:35 PM
Cute kid! Congratulations!

Admiral Kutzov
May 09, 2006, 05:38 PM
tubs, you mentioned a midwife. Was ethan born at home?

Wosret
May 10, 2006, 03:34 PM
congratulations Mr Tubby :D :D
Ha! join him at most till 12yo [:p] hehehhehehe

Ansar
May 10, 2006, 04:55 PM
:clap: :woohoo: [party] :bounce:

Congratulations, Mr.Rower , when are you going to teach him civ? Or are you quitting the father-son activities? :p

Tubby Rower
May 11, 2006, 12:58 PM
@ AK, no we had Ethan in the hospital. Midwives tend to be a little more for the comfort of doctors. For instance, from what I've gathered, midwives try to minimize tearing on the wife, and doctors tend to think "Aww, I can just stitch her up."

Bede
May 12, 2006, 09:33 AM
Very belated congratulations. Good looking kid. Glad that all are doing well.