Hey there, everybody!

While I was at work Monday, a lady walked in wearing a T-Shirt that I thought was very amusing. I mentioned to the lady that I liked her shirt. She laughed, and told me about another shirt that she has at home.

The T-Shirt that she was wearing read:

'Who are all these screaming kids, and why do they call me Mom?!!' :lol:


The one that she has at home reads:

'I just child-proofed my house, but they keep getting in!' :lol:


What are some of the funniest T-Shirts that you've seen?

Oh! Btw, there are kids around here, so let's keep it clean. O.K., folks?!

Let the revelry begin! :cool:

http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/wish_these_were_brains.jpg

I have a shirt that says "My imaginary friends think you have mental problems"

I own this T-shirt (but it's in red)

So freakin' cool:

http://www.palmercash.com/images/products/guys-peeps-big.jpg

My uncle had a t-shirt with a picture of John Paul II with a joint in his hand that said:

"I like the pope, the pope smokes dope"

Now, the t-shirt was mildly funny, but the effect it had on another family member who was a nun... That was hilarious!

I own a T-Shirt that reads:

My I.Q. Test came back negative! :lol:

I saw one that said:

What would Jesus do . . . For a Klondike Bar

Also, for the geeks, one that spelled out "you are an idiot" in binary.

Its really funny that these japanese chicks sometimes dont know what thier shirt says! :lol: :lol:

Its very vulgar btw.

I've seen one in a store that says:

"I'm bald because I would be too sexy if I had hair."

http://www.8ball.co.uk/productimages/21123-3.jpg
http://www.ihateclowns.com/ncstore/media/fullshirts/CantSleepClownsWillEatMe2.jpg

I've seen one in a store that says:

"I'm bald because I would be too sexy if I had hair."

It would be really embarrasing to wear that shirt. And it wouldnt convince any women. :lol:

Btw what did you guys think of my pic?

My friend owns one from the Monty Python Spam-a-lot.

"I'm not dead yet.."

I saw this one on an idiotic twelve year old that said "My imaginary friend just beat up your imaginary friend"

I saw this one on an idiotic twelve year old that said "My imaginary friend just beat up your imaginary friend"

Why was he idiotic? Because your imaginary friend got beat up? ;)

Its really funny that these japanese chicks sometimes dont know what thier shirt says! :lol: :lol:

Its very vulgar btw.
Spread Beaver are a Japanese rock band fronted by the X-Japan guitarist Hide (pronounced Hee-deh). The full name of the band is Hide with Spread Beaver. They're well aware of what their name means, and so too are their fans (in fact, the t-shirt even says what it means on the front...).

Hmm, I've got one of those evolution silhouett t-shirts.

Australopithecus-Homo Habilus-Homo Erectus-Neanderthal-Slouching Modern Man-Modern Man Huddled over a Computer.

The Caption Reads: Somwhere, Something went Terribly Wrong

My son's (8 years old) favourite t-shirt says:
"I've decided to put myself in charge"

Too approriate.

http://www.tshirts.com/includes/draw.aspx?shirt=\images\blanks\items\large\2001.jp g:550:500&image=140:80:100:internal/Blake%2F25519%2Eemf

" I got this shirt for my sister,
Best trade I ever made."

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/2706/kirsty23pb.jpg

"I am no longer a danger to society :) "

That's how it goes. The quotes were not on the shirt. It did have the smiley face.

"I am no longer a danger to society :) "

That's how it goes. The quotes were not on the shirt. It did have the smiley face.

I have that T-shirt!

I was lying
on my bed
last night
looking at
the stars
wondering
what the hell
happened to
the ceiling

A friend of mine had a T-shirt that said: "Suicide is painless."

Around the time the movie Titanic came out, my buddy got a shirt that said "The boat sank, get over it!!"

Darlenes Bar

"poker in the front, liqour in the back"

Darlenes Bar

"poker in the front, liqour in the back"

Hahahaat first i didnt get it but now i do. I wonder if this thred is going to become too vulgar.

im trying to think of others but i cant get them right...


Dans Scaffolding

"We keep your erections secure"



almost- but not quite right...

ive got a 'my other ride is your sister' with a picture of a car on it.

ive got a 'my other ride is your sister' with a picture of a car on it.
ROFL :lol: That's so awesome :D

I have one that says "I see dumb people":)
and onother"not now I'm playing video games";)
one more "protect your nuts" ...a squerll with a ball bat:lol:

ROFL :lol: That's so awesome :D

:D shame i got told i wasnt allowed to wear it to 6th form anymore :(

I have one with a picture of a devil that says: "God's busy. Can I help you?"

I know a few funny german shirts with text:

"For six years I didn´t smoke, didn´t booze and didn´t have sex. But then I started school."
"Please tell your breasts not to stare at my eyes!"
"There is a thin line between genius and madness, which I cross several times per day."

And some graphial jokes:
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j57/syntherio/shirt3.jpg
"beer has formed this wonderful body"

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j57/syntherio/shirt4.jpg
The soccer-team of the german city "Dortmund" plays in yellow-black. In this case the words "Dort" and "Mund" means "Put your mouth there!"

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j57/syntherio/shirt5.jpg

I saw 2 at work today:

On one, (worn by a kid), it read:

You say 'I'm messy' like it's a bad thing!



The other was worn by an attractive woman.

On the T-Shirt, there is a 'cartoon' drawing of a cat lying on a bed.

Above the pic, it read:

'I'm great in bed!'

Below the pic, it read;

'I can sleep for days!'

:lol:

I'm wearing one of my favorites right now. It has a picture of a television set, and the caption reads, "Think outside the box."

Seen at work accross the breasts of an attractive woman

Don't try this.
Play mind games.

At the moment I'm wearing a
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese T-Shirt. It's awesome!

"I do my own stunts." (Accompanied by a falling-down stick figure.)

Mildly amusing for a teenager (they are the ones who wear the shirt most) but hilarious for a baby just learning to walk - which is why I got one for my year-old nephew.

Front- To keep an idiot busy, please go to back
Back- To keep an idiot busy, please go to front

"I do my own stunts."

The one with the stick figure falling and that as a caption is hilarious. Here's a few of my friend's T-shirts:

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
Anything you do say will be misquoted and used against you.

It's all fun and games until the cops show up.

I'd rather be sleeping... hey! I am sleeping!

http://www.ixtreme.com/pictures/fullsize/babyshirt3.jpg

http://www.noflysonus.com/products/large/2596.gif

The funniest is this one:

"You all laugh because I am different; I laugh because you are all the same."

A bold statement of nonconformity, sold at Hot Topic and worn by hundreds of thousands of individual nonconformist rebels who do their own thing and don't care what others think. I mean, I have seen this shirt (or bumper sticker) everywhere. It's hilarious.

"I am no longer a danger to society :) "

That's how it goes. The quotes were not on the shirt. It did have the smiley face.

My friend gave that shirt to his uncle who had just gotten out of jail :lol:

http://www.teesnthings.com/ProductImages/novelty/funny-sex-t-shirts/man-the-legend-tee-shirt.jpg

At work today, a lady walked in wearing a T-Shirt that read:

'Careful! I had a bowl of cranky this morning!' :lol:

*****

Another lady had a shirt on that had a huge pic of Grumpy (of the Seven Dwarves). Below Grumpy, this was written:

'See if I care!' :lol:

*****

At work today, a lady walked in wearing a T-Shirt that read:

'Careful! I had a bowl of cranky this morning!' :lol:

*****

Another lady had a shirt on that had a huge pic of Grumpy (of the Seven Dwarves). Below Grumpy, this was written:

'See if I care!' :lol:

*****

You must have a horrible job :p

im gonig to get so many of these printed up!

This is my current fave t-shirt. No, I'm not in the photo, its from the website...Its a communist.... party.... (http://www.threadless.com/product/383/The_Communist_Party)

that rules!

http://media.threadless.com//product/383/zoom.gif

Notice it's the Russians who look like they are having no fun. Commie or not, Cubans and Germans know how to party.

Nice one.

The chinese can Have fun TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've got to have myself a party with Marx!

I have a shirt I always wear to the People's Republic of Madison, Wisconsin (the city's a bit of a looney bin with all its liberals)

"How many vegetables had to die for your stupid salad?"

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/2706/kirsty23pb.jpg

she kinda hot.

"I do my own stunts." (Accompanied by a falling-down stick figure.)

Mildly amusing for a teenager (they are the ones who wear the shirt most) but hilarious for a baby just learning to walk - which is why I got one for my year-old nephew.

I have that shirt!!

this is my next threadless purchase:

http://www.funmansion.com//images/blonde_wish.jpg

I have two Red Vs. Blue. The one that says:
"Thats right"
"Im a gay Robot"
and the famous caboose quote:
"I hate babies"
I love em

I thought i was the only red vs. blue watcher on this forum!
We should start a thread about it to attract any other people who have yet to come out of RVB closet.

I thought i was the only red vs. blue watcher on this forum!
We should start a thread about it to attract any other people who have yet to come out of RVB closet.
lets, tis a good idea

At my D & D (3.5 Edition) game Thursday night, one of the players wore a T-Shirt that read:

A clear conscience is a sure sign of memory loss!

:lol:

A picture of a sickly-looking, greenish Charlie Brown with that typical wavy mouth of his, with the words "Good Reef!"

Also, a picture of a donkey pinata, with the words "I'd hit that".

Also, a yellow triangular warning sign of a figure with a knife standing over another figure on the back, and on the front, the words: "Warning: This person has been diagnosed with Chronic Backstabbing Disorder."

The one i have reads:

"JESUS LOVES YOU!"

Everyone else thinks you're a c***.

The one i have reads:

"JESUS LOVES YOU!"

Everyone else thinks you're a c***.

Sounds like something from www.tshirthell.com

I have a T shirt titled "Trust me", bought at Yellowstone National park.
There's a sign "Do not feed the bear".
Beside there is a bear, with a kind of antlers attached to the head, holding another sign "I am not a bear"

i also have one that says "annoying the world one person at a time" :)
it gets me a lot of dirty looks:D
i think maybe it offends them:p :p :p

http://www.bustedtees.com/images/pinata.600.home_thumb.jpg

I have a t-shirt that reads:

And God said:

http://www.pa.msu.edu/courses/2000spring/PHY232/lectures/emwaves/maxwel2.gif

And there was light.

For those who have forgotten their basic physics, the formulae are Maxwell's Equations of Light.

A valid bump(s)
http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6580/geekstshirtforgirls.jpg

A girl in one of my classes has one that says "Thank you, please come again."

I always lol when I see it.