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joycem10
May 17, 2006, 01:23 PM
What do Shadow Presidents, Friendly Ki Aliens, clones, King George & President Kennedy have to do with X-Men, Green Day, Spaceballs and Shakepeare?

Find out from Amazon's resident lunatic product reviewer, "Brad Morgan"

http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/AJTU6BZPG8RR8/ref=cm_cr_auth/104-4517533-0750312?%5Fencoding=UTF8


Heres his review of Spaceballs:
Thank GOD for Lone Star. Alone but not deserted., January 20, 2006
Spaceballs is an interesting movie with another time paradox like History of the World Part 1 namely the character Dark Helmet fast forwards the movie to find out what happens to him in the future. Apparently it is written somewhere on the 169 moon fleet main group : first line R Second line TEXAS and third line a three pronged cactus that was translated to mean ARTEVAN or ARTEXAS like Jean Lafites Texas base of the Red House. President Polks saying Alone but not deserted may have given rise to the Cactus on Moonfleet. That also explains why President George W Bush was not used as a pawn. Spare KING? Well President Washington was refered to as Your EXCELLENCY from time to time. American Shadow President Jack Kennedy as 2, His Mate QE2 as 3, His Father Ambassador Kennedy as 5 and Daughter Caroline Kennedy as 7 hints at the Family of prime numbers from start to ten. The Creators of Humans the Friendly KI Aliens also known as the Care Rank KI, the VULCANS and the WAKE are Clever. I am glad to be part of the Friendly KI, HUMAN Alliance. A big thanks to Amazon for not deleting my reviews because they have important information for Humanity and not deleting them means Freedom of Speech is alive and well like President Jack Kennedy requested. The Mel Brooks inspired new Movie the Producers looks humorous from the theatrical trailer. I would like to review it some day for Amazon.

Tycoon101
May 17, 2006, 02:04 PM
:dubious: That is... odd. I can't tell if it is so stupid that it must be funny, or if it is just stupid. That is crazy!

tombeef
May 17, 2006, 09:22 PM
I have seen some weird reviews on Amazon, but that...

I don't even know what to say about it. That's like trying to relate a a bar of chocolate to a tornado.

Edit: Jack Kennedy was never a President.

tombeef
May 17, 2006, 09:25 PM
One of his reviews reads:

I have been told by several people that I am the Grandson of King George VI of Great Britain the Creator of Humans chosen Messiah honest.

Weird.

Abaddon
May 18, 2006, 05:28 AM
i thought reviews, got reviewed before they were posted up?

Ukas
May 18, 2006, 06:35 AM
Got to admit that I can't follow this train of thought very well, but I still think that's rather sane compared to reviewers in Amazon who are neo nazis or something like that

diablodelmar
May 18, 2006, 06:48 AM
What is that guy on...