View Full Version : How do you want to die?


Genuis
Feb 24, 2002, 08:06 PM
I heard this one a couple of weeks ago...I can't remember the whole thing but I do remember the punch line. If you have a better version you can post it.

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Three guys were about to be executed for espionage, right? So the government gives them a choice of how they want to die. The first guy chooses the lethal injection 'cuz he's a and he doesn't want to have any pain. The second guy's a masochist and he wants to be burned at the stake. The third guy has an unusual request: He wants to be injected with the AIDS virus. The executioner asks if he really wants to go through with it, and wouldn't he rather just be electrocuted or drawn and quartered? The guy's like, "No way man, just give me the damn virus already!" So they strap him down good and tight and inject him with a syringe full of it. The guy laughs. "Do it again! Do it again!" The doctors shrug and do it again. After all, he's a commie spy. After the second injection he's hysterical, going into spasms. "More! More!" The doctors ask why he's laughing, and he replies...

"You idiots! I'm wearing a condom!"

sgrig
Feb 25, 2002, 02:09 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

.:KNAS:.
Feb 27, 2002, 01:43 PM
:lol: :lol: hysterical!!:lol:

EmperorSnefix
Feb 27, 2002, 07:48 PM
:lol: :lol:

I wouldn't know but apparently they don't teach Sex Ed. in China.
:lol:

Dominix
Feb 28, 2002, 02:31 AM
They do teach it in China but apparently this guy isn't a very bright bulb...

sgrig
Feb 28, 2002, 07:26 AM
Originally posted by EmperorSnefix
:lol: :lol:

I wouldn't know but apparently they don't teach Sex Ed. in China.
:lol:

How do you know he is Chinese? Might be Cuban or North Korean... (or Russian, depending on how old this joke is)

Richelieu
Feb 28, 2002, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by EmperorSnefix
:lol: :lol:

I wouldn't know but apparently they don't teach Sex Ed. in China.
:lol:

They don't teach it: they just do it !!!

At last count their population is well over a billion.

The Balrog
Mar 01, 2002, 07:46 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

damunzy
Mar 20, 2002, 12:37 AM
Oh, so horrible, how did that escape my sight before this?

Ren
Mar 20, 2002, 01:34 AM
:D :rolleyes: :lol:

Stupidity..

SKILORD
Mar 28, 2002, 12:09 PM
hahhahahahaha

damunzy
Mar 29, 2002, 12:50 AM
Originally posted by Richelieu


They don't teach it: they just do it !!!

At last count their population is well over a billion. I would guess that they have some sort of sex ed since families are now limited to one child.

Kefka
Mar 29, 2002, 02:49 AM
Originally posted by sgrig


How do you know he is Chinese? Might be Cuban or North Korean... (or Russian, depending on how old this joke is)
Or from Minnesota, depending on what his Location says ;)

Suppersalmon
Mar 29, 2002, 04:56 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

VanillaCube
Mar 30, 2002, 03:57 AM
Oh I thought this was a question :( I was about to come in here and anwser it :(
Mabey I will start a thread for that :cool:
ok here is a thread where you can anwser that question ;)
Now when did you make that clear?

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