Well this thread is for you to find out if your computer sucks. I'll start the first and you all add more.

1.Your kids public school has better computers.

2. It's almost as old as you...and you were born in the 70's...

3. You post your specs on a gaming message board (there'll always be someone saying your system sucks 'cause he has a homebuilt system with the current latest of everything).

4. you type "tree" and the whole result fits in one screen

5. You're having trouble finding a replacement for the VL-Bus video card that just went bad.

6. You can type an entire paper before the first character even shows up on the screen.

7. You try to wipe a smudge off your screen for five minutes until you realise that the smudge is your desktop picture.

8) You can hear your processor tick off every bit

9) you realise 1 meg of ram isnt enough to run the latest games

1 is true for me.

10) Your computer is worse than mine.

11)you attempt to install civ and your computer laughs at you

12. You install Civ 1, and your computer crashes due to a "system overload".

13)Every time when you wanna start "Windows" you write "win" in DOS

14. You computer overloads when you start "Minesweeper"

15. Your computer is bigger than you!

Warned for spam. You could have just as easily put them all in one post as you did in three within two minutes. Posts merged.

16. You're still using a computer that uses vaccum tubes, instead of a microchip.

17- your 'computer' resembles something not unlike an Abaccus

18. Your computer only accepts punch cards.

17- your 'computer' resembles something not unlike an Abaccus

19 After closer inspection, you realize your computer is inferior to an abacus

20. Your computer only has a VCR drive

21. You're off CFC since your computer can't process this page.

22 - your computer uses 3 rooms in your appartment

23 your comuter struggles to run civ 1

24) Your laptop weighs in at a portable 42 pounds, with may colour screen and half of ten minutes bettery power.

(Cookie if you guess the reference)

Disclaimer: If you have an Apple computer or like Apple computers, skip to reason #26.

25. Your computer has 'Apple' or 'Macintosh' written on it. :p

26. The tech support people make a choking sound when you call them.

27. You wish you had seen the blue screen of death.

28. You have technical support on speed dial.
29. Technical support just blocked you're number.

30. U need to know the diff between expanded and extended memory.

31. Dos=High
32. Your computer can't beat an NES.
33. Pac Man can't run well in your Macintosh

34. Space Invaders is the best game you could possibly have on your computer, and that is all your computer fits.

35. You can't run Media Player and volume control at the same time. (true! :eek: )

36 - You just bought a DOS update and it comes in 10 - 5 inch floppies!

37. Your computer can't even load the blue screen of death

38. You can read a novel after you press the button, before beginning your work on your computer.

39.you could write your 50,000 word term paper before you could type it

40. Telnet is your only access of electronic network, with your 100b Modem.

41.You ve bought a printer and you ve come to the install software part. There are 3 floppie disks, you insert the first one, run the prog, and when it asks to insert the second you put it in with a lot of difficulty, by the time it asks for a third, you have to use the help of a hammer to fit it in the floopie driver. You computer explodes on you and then you call tech support claiming the disks had some sort of virus...

42. When you call technical support, they address you by your first name and grant you extra fast shipping and repair.

Last part is, in fact, true in my case.

43 You're still using punch cards

44. Putting a tv and a stereo next to your computer are the closest you'll ever get to a media edition PC.

45. When doing anything remotely interesting on it causes it to lock up.

46. Your harddrive doesn't have enough space to download the basic substitutions for windows products
47. subsequentially, you're stuck with IE, MSWord, MSOutlook, WMP...
48. your sound doesn't work
49. You can't rip new cd's onto your computer
50. subsequentially, you're stuck with 3 sound bits and two 'Beck' samples your computer automatically had as your default playlist

19 After closer inspection, you realize your computer is inferior to an abacus

51. The abacus has better multiplayer capabilities.

52. magenta, cyan, black and white are the only colors you can display

53. When mentioning the brand of your computer, people are surprised to hear that that company even makes computers.*

*guilty

53. When mentioning the brand of your computer, people are surprised to hear that that company even makes computers.*

*guilty

54. The company is McDonalds

55. The user interface consists of a lever, dipictions of various animals, and recordings of what they say.

56. Installing new programs consists of manipulating a series of switches, dials, gears, and a stearing wheel.

57. To you, upgrading the computer is replacing the guinea pig running around inside the wheel of the computer.

58)The RAM's clock rate is faster than you processors.

59. Space Invaders is too high tech for your computer.

60. You measure your monitor's refresh rate in seconds per frame.

61. When your calculator can answer you what 100! is faster than your computer

62. Your computer makes you feel suicidal.
63. Your computer is so horrible that you actually begin to hate playing Civ.
64. Your computer beat you up and stole your lunch money. :mischief:

61. When your calculator can answer you what 100! is faster than your computer

65. When you can figure out what 100! is faster than your computer.

65. When you can figure out what 100! is faster than your computer.
That too
66. When its faster to call your friend rather than aim him/her

That too
66. When its faster to call your friend rather than aim him/her

67. When it's faster to send a carrier pigeon to your friend than AIM him/her.

(I'm not trying to one-up you, I swear . . .)

67. When it's faster to send a carrier pigeon to your friend than AIM him/her.

(I'm not trying to one-up you, I swear . . .)
Doesnt seem like youre not...j/k
68. By the time your computer finishes responding to someone on these forums, the thread has already been closed due to the max posts in a thread being reached

69. Your computer has a hatch on the top to load coal.

70. You have to turn on the cooling water before you start your computer.

71. You have to power down every ten minutes to give the squirrels a chance to rest.

72. Your computer is so old, it has started gaining value.(Normally computers lose value as soon as you buy them, and they continue to do so)

73. When something important breaks the most cost effective means of repairing is to whittle a replacement.

74. You can't find your dog, and think that he got sucked into your computer's vacuum tubes.

75. You accidentally taped "You Ain't Nothing but a Hound Dog" over your program.

76: You spin the mouse wheel and the operating system tells you "Unknown Command! Please restart your computer"

77. The BIOS setting screen has better graphics than your computer normally has.

78. It's analog

79. It's mechanical

80. It looks something like this:
http://www-03.ibm.com/ibm/history/exhibits/attic2/images/122.jpg

81. You just realised that your Sharpie is dried up and have to make an emergency trip to the store.

82. You just figured out how to write a program to draw your initial on a plotter.

83. You need to compress a text document to fit it onto your harddrive

84. The robbers only steal your mouse pad and leave a Post-it note in monitor: "Hey, I wish i knew."

85.The best game you can play is this-
~COMPUTER- 0 or 1
~if 0 write "win"
~if 1 write "lose"

86. The only song your computer can download is... wait, that's the fan.

87. You purchased it 3 years ago, and its still booting for the first time ever.

88. It refuses to open the pod bay doors.

89. You know the dial-up noise of by heart

90. I has so many fans for cooling because its so old, that its louder in your room than on an airport runway

91. there are twenty four guinea pigs running in the wheels at the back of your computer, thus powering the whole system.

52. magenta, cyan, black and white are the only colors you can display

Not even Yellow!

92) you have to wind it up every 10 seconds.

92) you have to wind it up every 10 seconds.

93. You have to enter a sequence of numbers into it every 108 minutes or it goes berserk.

94. Every time you want to run a new program, you have to switch out the gears. ( a la charles babbage's difference engine )

95. Folding at Home involves your computer sputtering bianary code and gentics dealing with proteins all over the desktop.

96. Your speakers look like this:

http://www.searsarchives.com/history/images/gramaphone.gif

97. The Natural history museum and your PC's tech support people share staff and office space.

89. You know the dial-up noise of by heart


98. You've begun to listen to the dial-up noise as if it were music.

99. To find replacements for your computer you must go and dig them up.

100: Your moniter is black and white

101. Your Great Grandad who was a Major-General in WWII co-ordinated attacks against the enemy on the comp

98. You've begun to listen to the dial-up noise as if it were music.
102. You dance to the 'music'... (I used to, when I was a kid :P)

100: Your moniter is black and white
103. Your 'colour' moniter is Green on Black.

89. You know the dial-up noise of by heart

That's not nesecaraly to do with your computer quality. Ok, my computer is crap, but TELUS said we were getting highspeed, last Fall. (so glad my mom has cable).

104. YOU have to ride a bike to power it and have the handlebars as the keyboard/mouse.

105. Color on your monitor is determined by what plastic film you put over it.

106. You use coloured glass plates, because plastic wasn't around when your PC was built.

107. Your printer uses various crushed flowers for ink

108. Your internet loads faster than your comp.

Lots of stuff posted apply to my comp.

109. Your mouse looks like this.
http://www.resonancepub.com/images/First_Mouse.gif

110. Windows 3.x is too advanced for your machine

111. You find yourself drooling over the 'advanced' features of Minix.

112. It has a picture of an apple on it.

:p

113. The drawing program consists of translucent pieces of plastic and a black sheet of paper.

114. It looks like a fridge

115. The clicks it makes can be used as music.


--internet was being a b***h...

Because of stickciv's double post, I'll let him take the 115 slot...

116. Your PC is really just a fridge with an apple-shaped magnet on it, and your keyboard it just fridge-magnet letters.

117. You still can't find where to plug the mouse into your fridge, and it starts squeaking and trying to bite you.

118. It can't handle the concept of a roller-ball mouse

119: It does not have a mouse function incorporated, and you can't edit, since Norton doesn't work on it and you have to use MS-dos.

120: It's labeled as "Eniac's Great Grandfather"
121: Operating your computer is like working out at the gym.

121: Operating your computer is like working out at the gym.
That's the best I heard.

That's the best I heard.

Thanks!

122: Your computer is so old that a Pentium @ 200Mhz seems like alien technology to you and you blame the government for a UFO crash cover-up.

122: You are the best client of the Electric company.

123: Your birthday is a national holiday in the United Arabic Emirates as you are their main source of income.

124: You are the reason Peak Oil will occur 20 years earlier than it should.

Not bad either:

125. Your computer Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math.

126. Your computer has a big key sticking out of the top that you have to wind to use the computer.

127. You use Raid to keep to get rid of the systems bugs

128. Your computer is the biggest consumer of coal in the town.

129: Your computer has been used by Hitler himself

130. Hitler also thought it was crap

Not bad either:

125. Your computer Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math.

He, he! Didn't thought of that! :goodjob:

131. It's made by Barbie.

132. It's made by Fisher Price.

133. Your great grandfather fished it from the bottom of the sea near the island of Antikythera in Greece.

133. Your great grandfather fished it from the botton of the sea near the island of Antikythera in Greece.
(A little extra) And it looked like this:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/66/NAMA_Machine_d'Anticythère_1.jpg/672px-NAMA_Machine_d'Anticythère_1.jpg

cant see it h_c.

That happened quite alot lately ... :hmm:

Anyway, here it is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:NAMA_Machine_d'Anticythère_1.jpg

:rotfl:

134. You cant have your computer on for 10 seconds without it exploding and burning down your house.

135. Despite 134, you continue to use it even though you cant actually do anything on it without causing it to explode quicker. Even watching the screensaver makes it explode quicker

136: Inner-city public schools won't accept it as a donation.

137. Your screen saver is a curtain.

138. It was advertised as a cvmpvter

139. You still back up your computer using magnetic tape.

140. Your start button reads "s‽ar‽"

141. Your monitor lacks the color depth to display the blue screen of death.

142. Your mouse is, like in the olden days, literally a rodent that manually types in the coordinates for the cursor "x:567 y:024 [enter]"

143. Your keyboard is in cuneiform.

144. The power system requires a constant supply of firewood to keep it chuggin.

145. Your father can use it. (happy father's day! ;))

146. The only place you can find upgrades for it is in a computer museum

147: The USB port is slightly smaller than the Port of Baltimore

148. The desktop clock must be wound.

149. You can't run Minesweeper on it.

150. it uses one of those old car starters to start up (the ones you had to wind):p

151) You need industrial-grade ear protection to defend you from your cooling fan.

152) You've just upgraded to vacume tubes.

153) Your main output device is a single LED.

154) You can see the individual switches on your main board...

155) ...from orbit.

156) There's more processing power in the nerves of your pinky than in your entire PC.

157) Your mobile phone has a higher capacity memory than your hard drive.
158) And your mobile phone is more than 10 years old.

159) In order to get it to finished a calculation you have to do a ritual sacrifice to please the Gods

160. Computer? What computer?

161. It has an aerial.

162. The aerial has bad reception.

163. The internet is accessed through the operator.

164-your computer consists of little dwarves inside a box-to get word up they bring along a typewriter, to play music they sing you a song, to play FPS's they have finger puppets.

165. Your home is full of computer hardwares, in fact, you're going to buy your neighborer's apartment for your computer.

166.
Not even the main hardware of you're computer can fit in the area of an LAN game.
167.
There aren't plugs to add any seperate hardware to the computer
168.
Your floppy is half-stuck in the disk drive.

169. You can cook on the processing unit.

170. In order to boot up without over heating you need to have your tower sitting open on your desk and have a house fan blowing air into it as a secondary fan

*mine*

170. In order to boot up without over heating you need to have your tower sitting open on your desk and have a house fan blowing air into it as a secondary fan

*mine*
171. In order to boot up wihout overheating you designed a special airtight container which has an air conditioning unit attached to the side that you have to start up an hour before you turn on your computer in order to have the inside cooled enough

172. You can hear the beads on the abacus move everytime you click

173. It needs daily oiling

173. It needs daily oiling

174. You're daily consumption of oil is the reason for high crude oil prices

lol at all of these I didn't expect my thread to do this good this fast

121: Operating your computer is like working out at the gym.

175) You have been operating it for too many years and you look like this guy:

http://img427.imageshack.us/img427/4049/flexx3ls9yp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

175) You have been operating it for too many years and you look like this guy:
k, thats just friggin scary....
176;When you try to install civ1 it tells you: "You dumba**, you shouldnt be installing this on me, wth are you trying to do? Kill me?"

k, thats just friggin scary....

I know!
He seems like he's ready to blow up! :lol: :lol: :lol:

175) You have been operating it for too many years and you look like this guy:

Can't be that bad... look how huge his slong is.

177. You consider playing the '1,0' game on DOS a 'game'
178. Your memory stick is a twig (geddit?)

Can't be that bad... look how huge his slong is.

177. You consider playing the '1,0' game on DOS a 'game'
178. Your memory stick is a twig (geddit?)
@178: HAR HAR
179: 4kb memory is enough to run everything you have on your computer, at the same time..

180.Yuor computer's oil cumsuption will be the reason bush invaed Saudi Arabia

181) There is a Coal power plant in Serbia devoted to fueling your machine.

181) There is a Coal power plant in Serbia devoted to fueling your machine.

182) Your machine's proccessor is entirely devoted to the running of that coal plant.

182) Your machine's proccessor is entirely devoted to the running of that coal plant.

183. The need for coal for said plant will be the reason Bush invades Serbia.

184. This is your next upgrade

185. Your cursor has a turning circle

:lol: I love that one

186. Your cursor has been censored by the FCC.

187. Your cursor isn't allowed to move or change into a pointy hand or an hourglass, because it's a listed monument.

187. Your cursor isn't allowed to move or change into a pointy hand or an hourglass, because it's a listed monument.


:crazyeye:

189: It has more dust on/in it than in all of Africa.

164-your computer consists of little dwarves inside a box-to get word up they bring along a typewriter, to play music they sing you a song, to play FPS's they have finger puppets.

THE WINNER!

190. You really *would* have had the second post in this thread, if the computer wasn't so blasted slow...

191. Your computer needs to be kept in a separate building from your house.

192. You can't bump the computer, or else the abacus beads will rustle and completely ruin your memory.

193. Which gives you an idea--since you can't give away your computer to the local school system as a computer, you instead advertise it as the latest in percussion instruments.

194. You can't have children or small animals around your computer, because the stone casing will badly scrape them.

195. A Rubik's Cube's face has better resolution than your moniter.

196. Don't touch that! Fingerprints will add 20 minutes onto the boot up time.

197. Your computer is so large, and explodes so frequently, that people have taken to using land mine detection mechanisms around your house.

198. Insurance salesmen have knocked on the door to your computer thinking that it was your house.

199. The blinking cursor of your typing occasionally overloads your processor.

200. The moniter is an etch-a-sketch.

201. You fake IRC with notepad for sparetime.

202. You fake Notepad with a yellow Post-it pad stuck to the screen.

203. You fake a screen with a hunk of glass and a chunk of cardboard.

204: you run Microsoft Windows

205. Your comp has an apple stamped on the side

204: you run Microsoft Windows
205. Your comp has an apple stamped on the side
so unless you run linux you're screwed?

so unless you run linux you're screwed?You're screwed either way :crazyeye:

Every OS Sucks ;)
http://www.deadtroll.com/index2.html?/video/ossuckscable.html~content

206. Your 'firewall' is tin foil

207. Your 'fire wall' is in danger of burning down your house and your neighbours houses.

208. It's incapable of performing the NOT logical operation

209) Your cooling fan is oft mistaken for a wind turbine.

210)You have dial up.

210)You have dial up.

211) You need to connect your Grandmother's old telephone in order to dial and surf the internet.

212) You screen can show only one pixel.

213) Your graphics card is the Jack of Clubs

214) It smells of the poops

215) Your processor is actually thousands of very small chinese people doing math by hand.

215) Your processor is actually thousands of very small chinese people doing math by hand.

That would be faster than a Pentium 4! :lol:

216. It is not advanced enough to use both 1's and 0's; it just uses the letter "O" for programming.

217. The printer uses papyrus

218. The display consists of highly-trained mice holding up little pieces of paper.

218. The display consists of highly-trained mice holding up little pieces of paper.

219) You have a guarantee of zero dead mice for 3 months (not feeding them will void the quarantee).

220) You keep a fire extinguisher by your desk for your computer.

221) Your PC was assembled by 20,000 hebrew slaves.

222. Your PC was asembled by 20,000 Amish slaves.

223-Your PC was assembled by Bill Gates

223. You had to disassemble, reassemble your PC several times in the last week.

216. It is not advanced enough to use both 1's and 0's; it just uses the letter "O" for programming.
Someone's been reading Dilbert :mischief:

224. It tries to display surds as fractions

Someone's been reading Dilbert :mischief:

Well, yes, of course.

225. Entire religions have been formed specifically prohibiting its use.

225. Entire religions have been formed specifically prohibiting its use.

:mischief: Well...

226. The Pope of The Catholic Church has publically condemned your computer as a heresy.

227. Conversely, entire religions have been formed worshipping it.

228. You physically move the electricity from the electric company in a box and empty it into your computer.

229. You draw faster on the monitor than its refresh rate.

Check the numbers on your posts. There are two #223's

230. You turn it on and it turns on the light instead (:confused:) and then you turn off the light and the garage door opens instead (:eek:) and then you close the garage door and it turns on the sprinklers instead (:mad:) and then you turn off the sprinklers and it opens the windows instead (:wallbash:) and you close the windows and it turns on your computer instead ([pissed]) only to start a fire because the window was open and the sprinklers got the computer wet (:aargh:) and cost you $1.5 million (:suicide:).

dude......... you've spent WAY too much time thinking about this..... either that or you're relating to a past memory, in which case my condolences ;)

231: Your computer starts singing 'Daisy'

Check the numbers on your posts. There are two #223'sHappens if your computer sucks ;)

dude......... you've spent WAY too much time thinking about this..... either that or you're relating to a past memory, in which case my condolences ;)I've seen lots of commercials for OSH or Home Depot like that, and I just found this thread today.:rolleyes:

Happens if your computer sucks ;)That should be a reason.

232. Your computer needs a DC wall socket

233. Your Computer is jealous of your camera, so it refuses to work for you anymore :P

234. You computer is jealous of your neighbour's radio.

235. Your computer supports Man United.

236) Your Computer is half the speed of your pocket calculator.
237) You got your calculator with a box of kellog's.

236) Your Computer is half the speed of your pocket calculator.238. Half the speed, but twice the hard drive space :)

239. It gets so hot in 1 second, you had to go to Antartica to run it, and then it melted the polar ice caps.
240. Even though you have 5 of the latest GeForce Chips in your computer, you still have graphics that are like Cave drawings.
241. Your computer is so primitve, your God has used it and said it sucked. (I'm athiest)

241. Your computer is so primitve, your God has used it and said it sucked. (I'm athiest)

242. It's so primitive, even atheists believe that God says it sucks.

243. You're computer takes 5 hours to load Pong.

244. you open web pages in command prompt.

245.its heat up is the cause of global warming

246. Its clock has a pendulum.

247. It killed your cat

^ by eating it.

248. You need to feed it a stray cat/dog every week.

249. A stray cat/dog would be 50 times faster than your current computer.

250. It runs on alcohol (yay futurama's back :D)

250. It runs on alcohol (yay futurama's back :D)

251. It runs on the blood of virgins - which is so hard to find these days.

heh yeah, virgins around computers? they're in short supply :p

252. an idea of a quiet night in with your girlfriend means her sitting beside the tower fanning it while you play Call of Duty

rofl another Call of Duty fan?

238. Half the speed, but twice the hard drive space :)
253)And All that space is used up by the OS. IOTW, Your Harddrive is full even though you never installed a single program.

254)Your computer dose not have a harddrive

255. It actually works better when you kick it (true)
256. You can`t play standard civ3 maps, only smaller ones. And they are slow too (also true)

257. The leaders of North Korea, South Korea, mainland China, Taiwan, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Palestine, Israel, France, Germany, the UK, and the US just released a joint statement condemning it as a crime against humanity.

258-The tower is so big that when you finally dismantle it you realise you've found where Osama Bin Laden had been hiding all that time.

258-The tower is so big that when you finally dismantle it you realise you've found where Osama Bin Laden had been hiding all that time.
Good one:lol:
259: You also find the WMD's

260: your computer only turns on 1/3 of the time.
261: your computer can't load the task manager
262: you don't need to worry about viruses and spyware because they realize its not worth it.
263: a tomato has more processing power
264: opening the cd-rom drive takes 5 minutes.
265: Your computer comits suicide if you even mention 3d gaming.

266: You need to use a pedal to spin the hard disk.

262: you don't need to worry about viruses and spyware because they realize its not worth it.
267. You don't worry about because there's no more space for those.
268. The amount of gamma radiation that enriched uranium emits is = to the amount that your computer emits.
(when it's turned off of course)

265: Your computer comits suicide if you even mention 3d gaming.

268: Even 2D applications are beyond it; everything is linear.

269. Your computer can't even load this page of thread, as it only has 8 transistors on the processor (thus can only count as far as 255).
270. It can't get that far, because it lost count after the first post (it couldn't understand the concept of 500)

271. Your computer is it's own Anti-Virus system as viruses and spyware are too 'high-tech' for it.

272. Its approximation of pi is 4

273. North Korea used it to launch a test missle, so that's why it landed in the Sea of Japan.

274. The missle was the computer.

274 The manufacturer PAId YOU to take it off there hands.

275. A word as long as Civilization takes all its memory.

276 It's packaging reads: "Now with transisters!!!"

:lol: Nice one about the missles!
277. The computer has been the reason the twin towers collapsed, it was too heavy and was on the top floor. :P

278. The computer's calculator takes two minutes to add 3+3

278. The computer's calculator takes two minutes to add 3+3
279. And the result is 8.

280. Even viruses avoid it.

269. Your computer can't even load this page of thread, as it only has 8 transistors on the processor (thus can only count as far as 255).281.You're computer is stupid enough to let you post this because nobody that applies to that scenario would be able to know it.
270. It can't get that far, because it lost count after the first post (it couldn't understand the concept of 500)281. If it didn't see the 500, it also got stopped at the two 223's

282. Your computer was used in the filming of 'The Independence Day' as the alien mothership supercomputer.

283. It wrote half of these "jokes"...

284. It would take it 100 years to rewrite all of Perfections Spam posts

284. It would take it 10 years to rewrite all the spam Perfection ever postedThat's very fast, you know... :)

285. Your Caps lock has a large metal key.

286.
You still have to type ...

c:\ edit c:\autoexec.bat

or

c:\ edit c:\config.sys

287. All IE's 'cookies' are from Chips Ahoy.

288. It is actually the voting machine that did this (http://stupidvideos.com/video/rejects/Florida_Voting_Machine/) in 2004.

288. It is actually the voting machine that did this (http://stupidvideos.com/video/rejects/Florida_Voting_Machine/) in 2004.


my sucky computer wont let me see that, what was it?


289. it its proccesor is to slow to run solitare.

288. It is actually the voting machine that did this (http://stupidvideos.com/video/rejects/Florida_Voting_Machine/) in 2004.290. It won't let you see this page, so here it is in word form in the spoiler:
A guy is voting for President in Florida and he clicks on John Kerry. It asks if he's sure and he clicks yes. "Are you really sure?" it asks, and he says, "What the [beep]? Yes!" "Ok, last chance, is John Kerry your vote for President?" appears on screen. He says, "Yes, I"m sure," and clicks yes. Nothing happens. So he goes to click on John Kerry again and it shrinks and George Bush grows. Then they go back to normal size, but start swithching places when he mouses over Kerry. He thinks he has it but then it says, "The state of Florida thanks you for voting for George Bush"
291. Opening the CD drive takes up all the memory.
292. It also causes a power outage because it is so huge.
293. It is so huge that your grandmother tried to put one of your CD's in her record player.
294. It worked.

294. It worked.

BTW, Pong sounds really weird played on a record player.