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Jun 22, 2006, 11:51 PM
a little jokey refrence to the unreliability of wikipediea I found in MAD magazine
"On December 7,1941, President Abraham Lincoln was killed by assasin James Earl Ray, a tragedy that stunned a nation still recovering from the ravages of the revolutionary war. Perched from the window of a nearby book depository, Ray shot Linoln as he and his wife,Hillary,entered Ford Theater for the Washington premiere of Cats. Lincoln supporters know as Lincoln Logs reacted with outrage culminating in the Boston Tea Party,the los angles riots and the nationaly televised shooting of Ray himslef as he was being led to prision. Lincol's vice president Lyndon The gipper johnson was quicly sworn in after Lincoln's death,ably leading America through the Great Depression,the Korean War and the Dot-Com Boom.
"On December 7,1941, President Abraham Lincoln was killed by assasin James Earl Ray, a tragedy that stunned a nation still recovering from the ravages of the revolutionary war. Perched from the window of a nearby book depository, Ray shot Linoln as he and his wife,Hillary,entered Ford Theater for the Washington premiere of Cats. Lincoln supporters know as Lincoln Logs reacted with outrage culminating in the Boston Tea Party,the los angles riots and the nationaly televised shooting of Ray himslef as he was being led to prision. Lincol's vice president Lyndon The gipper johnson was quicly sworn in after Lincoln's death,ably leading America through the Great Depression,the Korean War and the Dot-Com Boom.