http://www3.sympatico.ca/saprince/godkills.jpg

Think about those poor kittens :p
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:eek: I didn't know there were that many kittens in the world!

Kitten of Chaos, finally identified! Civdiplomacy will never be the same!

Look at those Germans! They're comin' atchya!

Originally posted by deanx0r
http://www3.sympatico.ca/saprince/godkills.jpg

Think about those poor kittens :p
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That is very random...

Originally posted by Greadius
:eek: I didn't know there were that many kittens in the world!

That is very disgusting...

Originally posted by Richard III
Kitten of Chaos, finally identified! Civdiplomacy will never be the same!

Look at those Germans! They're comin' atchya!

That is very confusing...

:rolleyes:

uh... there would need to be... well lets see...

lets say 80% men, and 40% women, for 60%...
60% of 6billion, minus some cause people do things differentley in other nations... lets say 3 billion, 3 times a week, average, for thier life span, and previous living people........

thats about 10,000 trillion kittens killed... this god guy dosent seem so nice.

That's the funniest thing I've seen ALL day.

Kitten (Of Chaos;))= Masturbating

That's the funniest thing I've seen ALL day.

Kitten (Of Chaos)= Masturbating

Yeah, funny......... :rolleyes:


Weirdo. :)

lets say 3 billion, 3 times a week, average, for thier life span, and previous living people........

That's assuming they start when they are born and go until the day they are old and dying.... :borg: :vomit:

Originally posted by gonzo_for_civ
That's assuming they start when they are born and go until the day they are old and dying.... I'm guessing the time between 14 & 21 more than make up for any bookend lulls. It was a conservative estimate.
Poor kittens :cry:

Jesus never killed kittens :jesus:

Originally posted by Pellaken
lets say 80% men

I've learned 99.x % in school...
And some years later read statistic that said the same...
Poor, poor kittens :D

Well, it explains while Tigers are endagered :o

In Australia we're being over run with feral cats - copulating obviously doesn't kill kittens! :p :D

Originally posted by andycapp
In Australia we're being over run with feral cats - copulating obviously doesn't kill kittens! :p :D

He's right, so don't just sit there.........:D :p :lol: :rolleyes:

And definately 80+% of women as well....

No matter how much they will deny it they do it too...

Have one female friend who has been practically busted and still denies it while her boyfriend and all his mates have the maturity to say, "yeah, what about it" sort of thing

Just thought I'd say that...

Morgasshk.

Originally posted by Morgasshk
while her boyfriend and all his mates have the maturity to say, "yeah, what about it" sort of thing

But why does it take maturity to say that? :confused:

hehe! Because of me not having the maturity to say it outright! :)

Nah, what I mean is that when in school it was bad to admit to it and doesn't matter if it comes up in conversation, no guy will go, well... I don't because I've never had the urge etc... load of crap, but this female friend of ours - Her mother is a hippie/doctor and practically tells her to masturbate and offers to buy her fukn dildos and sh.it and she swears she's never gone near the area... yeah, whatever!

Morgasshk.

Wow! A conversation that starts nowhere and goes nowhere. I am truly impressed.

Well, this does validate my monkish abstinence. By scorning affairs of the flesh, I am saving a lot of from any harm:p

Originally posted by BlueMonday
Wow! A conversation that starts nowhere and goes nowhere. I am truly impressed.

Wrong. It started from spam and will (propably) end to lock.

If I ever contemplate suicide...:p

Originally posted by BlueMonday
Wow! A conversation that starts nowhere and goes nowhere. I am truly impressed.

I thought this would have been closed hours ago... but it is pretty funny :)

No no no! This is fun! :yeah:
Originally posted by Greadius
I'm guessing the time between 14 & 21 more than make up for any bookend lulls.
Greadius, how old are you? Just checking...

Originally posted by Greadius
(..)Jesus never killed kittens :jesus:

You mean Jesus never masturbated? :eek:
I'm shocked. But I'm more shocked that God masturbates! :crazyeyes

this is cool.

i killed 3 kittens yesterday

I don't think anyone really wanted to know that...:rolleyes:

Yep. That was just a little TOO MUCH DETAIL[punch] :vomit:

I, on the other hand, have never harmed a kitty. Honest. They like to sit on my lap during evil meetings whilst I am wearing a Nehru suit, though:)

By scorning affairs of the flesh, I am saving a lot of from any harmheh, so true. :)

Good one dean.

Spammers beware ;)

Originally posted by scorch
this is cool.

i killed 3 kittens yesterday
:lol: Terrific! There is only one CivFanatic who'd make such a remark.

But then again, scorch, isn't your girlfriend indirectly responsible for the death of those three kittens? ;) ;)

Originally posted by Matrix
But then again, scorch, isn't your girlfriend indirectly responsible for the death of those three kittens? ;) ;)
:lol: It's not Scorch's fault, blame it on Amy!

wahoo, i feel proud, you guys all remember her name :D

Originally posted by scorch
wahoo, i feel proud, you guys all remember her name :D

I didn't remember her name...In fact I didn't know you had a girlfriend...:p

Originally posted by scorch
wahoo, i feel proud, you guys all remember her name :D
Don't feel proud, you mentioned the name about 100 times in word association and on top of that I remember the strangest things.....;)

you bastards. is it really that neccesary to burst my bubble that quickly?

Instead of killing kittens, join the kitty army

http://www.swampcat.org/kitten.jpg

All girls, join the Kitten Army and prevent boys from killing more kittens! :goodjob:

Originally posted by Matrix
All girls, join the Kitten Army and prevent boys from killing more kittens! :goodjob:

That sounds quite good because obviously they would have to be the diversion ;) ...infact it sounds like a great idea...

So, if someone does it for you does God kill a kitten?

Nah, if you have female assistance he births a kitten for it!

So, come on girls! save a kitty! (I volunteer!)

(I dread to think of the dead piles of kitties I've left behind!)

Morgasshk

hmmmm lets see.

Idiot Action: Caution: Very disturbing info about me follows :D
i see my girlfreind about once a week. and i have about 3 orgasms when i with her...
i masturbate 3 times daily, except for the weekends, coz im pooped from being with her.
so i kill 15 kitties, and make 3.

but does sex and s count???
this is getting very technical.

Originally posted by scorch
hmmmm lets see.

Idiot Action: Caution: Very disturbing info about me follows :D
i see my girlfreind about once a week. and i have about 3 orgasms when i with her...
i masturbate 3 times daily, except for the weekends, coz im pooped from being with her.
so i kill 15 kitties, and make 3.

but does sex and s count???
this is getting very technical.

I think this comes under the category of "That is far too much information, thank you very much!!!!!"
At this rate, it should drop off in a year, shortly followed by blindness, and subsequent damnation and hellfire.

Oh, my, gawd. definately TMI!

Now we see the seemy underbelly of the Internet in all its repugnant glory.

PH, TMI?
That's Mission Impossible? no, mustn't be that.
Btw I've heard that only 20% of US population is able to do you-know-what 5 times a day. I really wonder how they do that. They must get totally exhausted when they get 30 or 40 years old I guess...

TMI = Too Much Information

Sex five times a day or killing cats five times a day?

Thanks :)
Well, yeah I guess so, now don't ask me how, for I don't eve imagine how it is possible to kill 3 kittens/day... really weird.

Originally posted by GenghisK
Thanks :)
Well, yeah I guess so, now don't ask me how, for I don't eve imagine how it is possible to kill 3 kittens/day... really weird.

I'm 28, and I could kill more than three kittens in a day. Doesn't mean that I do, and it isn't a rate I'd want to sustain for any length of time, but it is still possible. Generally I preffer for my wife to make kittens, but it is a rare day indeed when that happens three times.

With the right bore shotgun I could kill three kittens in a matter of seconds. :p

Originally posted by duke o' york
With the right bore shotgun I could kill three kittens in a matter of seconds. :p
:nono:
Somehow I think people here are talking about another type of shotgun than you are referring to, do you want me to explain?;)

Question for my personal culture. Is it possible that ladies and girls do also kill kitten. Can they and do they do that, and as often as male people? I still wonder since they don't have shotgun, if I'm not wrong... Ok if you are a single guy but you know the answer, (not too accurate though :)) then please tell me. Thanks. Just wondering.

Originally posted by GenghisK
Question for my personal culture. Is it possible that ladies and girls do also kill kitten. Can they and do they do that, and as often as male people? I still wonder since they don't have shotgun, if I'm not wrong... Ok if you are a single guy but you know the answer, (not too accurate though :)) then please tell me. Thanks. Just wondering.

Yes, they do. But most will NEVER admit it.

its not my fault that im so disgusting. Its tools! they got the ideas in my head. (just read the lyrics of prison sex)

Ahem!

Get any more graphic Scorchy, and you will be making my day again. :mad:

Remember, humor also must fit the PG parameter.

Hehe, response to ainwood.....

Too damn true.. those gals will never admit to touching themselves... its very sad!

But we all know the truth!

Morgasshk.

Just found that one for Miko :)

how cute ghengis:love:
i never expected that of you....:love:
such a cute kitten

I never said I was gonna kill it ;):D

Sorry, I missed Genghis' Kitten with my Ithaca Model 5112 guage, full choke. I led it toooo much, LOL!

But luckily I had a chair handy ;) (LOL, gotta see Simon D's Stalin jokes for context!).

This woman in Hong Kong would...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=4&u=/nm/20020614/od_nm/kittens_wap_dc_1

You would think with their high level of civilization, she would have a more advanced approach, like, perhaps, eating them.

Originally posted by Lefty Scaevola
This woman in Hong Kong would...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=4&u=/nm/20020614/od_nm/kittens_wap_dc_1

You would think with their high level of civilization, she would have a more advanced approach, like, perhaps, eating them.

I had to laugh! There is a link (here) (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20020614/od_nm/life_skirts_peeping_wap_dc_1&e=5&ncid=573) on that page to a story about a guy who sells videos that he has made looking up womens' skirts. Whilst reading that, I get a popup advertisement for.... Easy and affordable video surveillance! Complete with a sample picture panning down a woman's cleavage. :lol:

Yeah and I was told sometimes (maybe a lot of time) that upskirter guy had amazing surprises, i.e. lot of victims don't wear anything http://www.ifrance.com/genghisk/confused.gif

Hem. Must be awful. Really. Or perhaps the weather was too hot.