12 Horny Men
A Tale of Two Titties
Big Trouble in Little Vagina
Buttman Forever
Charlie's Anals
Desperately Spanking Susan
Done in 60 Seconds
Dumb & Done Her
Easy Ride Her
Edward Penishands
For Your Thighs Only
Inspect Her Gadgets
Intercourse With a Vampire
Lawrence of a Labia
Meat Me in St Louis
Mr Holland's Anus
Night of The Giving Head
On Golden Blonde
Peeing on Malkovich
Pocahotass
Porn on The Fourth of July
Raiders of The Lost Arse
Rear and Pleasant Danger
Riding Miss Daisy
Saturday Night Beaver
Schindler's Fist
Sex Toy Story
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Sleeping With Seattle
Sleepy Swallow
Sorest Rump
The Object of My Erection
Thighs Wide Slut
Titty Slickers
Womb Raider
You've Got Male

hmmm...newbie...sounds like a ban

hmmm...newbie...sounds like a ban

:D Probably, but "Done in 60 Seconds" got a chuckle from me. Sounds like a terrible film, though :lol:

Yep, you wont last long :die!: :mwaha:

hey, those were quite funny.

'shaveing ryans privates'

What? Not locked yet?

Alright! The mods really do have a sense of humor!

Keep it up. I want to know what the limits are.:D
PaleHorse76: No you don't

They don't have a sense of humor. They just want more people to put their posts here so they can ban them.

They weren't too bad really...Actually they were quite funny.

how could one take offence to this? its a joke, and a damn funny one too

Yeah, original indeed :) There are some titles in French too, but since people don't understand French... I don't think I'll post them

People don't understand you either, but that hasn't stopped anything :p

:lol: Some of those are really good...

Don't generalize your case... of course you can't understand my superior intelligence with you pitiful 69 IQ... I'm in orbit with 256 :p
Anyway, wisemen say: poor genius, they are never understood, and though they still have to fight to teach mortal wisdom... And indeed that didn't stopped me from trying to help you get your IQ a bit higher. But maybe eventhat is beyond my capabilities. It's worse than unhooking the stars... Hopeless pachy :D

Originally posted by GenghisK
Don't generalize your case... of course you can't understand my superior intelligence with you pitiful 69 IQ... I'm in orbit with 256 :p
Anyway, wisemen say: poor genius, they are never understood, and though they still have to fight to teach mortal wisdom... And indeed that didn't stopped me from trying to help you get your IQ a bit higher. But maybe eventhat is beyond my capabilities. It's worse than unhooking the stars... Hopeless pachy :D

The subject of the thread is sex, not brain!

Originally Posted by LaRo

The subject of the thread is sex, not brain!
Originally Posted by GenghisK
Don't generalize your case... of course you can't understand my superior intelligence with you pitiful 69 IQ... I'm in orbit with 256
But it's a male subject. And we all know where the male brain is.

Besides, they're already comparing 'brain' size.

How does GenghisK know Hippo's 'brain' size though? Hmmmm...

With his phrenological callipers of course!
Genghis, please do post the French jokes! You may have to type some stuff in English around them so you don't get told off, but put them down anyway!
You have to wonder how many of these are real. I am assured by a "knowledgeable" source that Shaving Ryan's Privates is a real film, and since porn films take about a day to film (and script, for that matter :)) then it is likely that these parodies closely followed the original films.
I've only got one to contribute though: a male fantasy.
Lords of the Ring.
If you need this explained then you oughtn't be reading this thread.

Originally posted by muppet


But it's a male subject. And we all know where the male brain is.

Besides, they're already comparing 'brain' size.

How does GenghisK know Hippo's 'brain' size though? Hmmmm...

So the mods probably want us to look at these stupid jokes so our brains will become smaller...

Forrest Pump

For Duke:
L'arriere train sifflera 3 fois (a western film)
Le gland des siciliens (a godfather film)
Gode Zilla (what's the English for gode? you know the thing with batteries that girls put in their, hem, their... huh, maybe their mouth, for instance, and that looks like male brain)
Les visiteuses, which is a porn film, related to 'les visiteurs', a French humorous film, with Jean Reno.
Don't know how to translate those, though...

Oh btw my English contribution...

Mastrubator 2 (XXX film I guess, saw it once)
Shag' (referring to the movie Shaq' with Shaqil O'neil)
Clash of titties (titans)

The roman epic;

"I, Spurticus!"

The XXX-Files with Annal Scully and Suck Mulder

Starring Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky: I'm Wearing What You Did Last Summer

Originally posted by LaRo
The XXX-Files with Annal Scully and Suck Mulder

Shouldn't it be Foxy Mulder? Y'know... played by a hot porn babe, of course :p

Hey it seems Civfanatics can come up with better titles than the writers(?) of porn.

BTW I remebered these from F.R.I.E.N.D.S
1.Good Will HUmping
2.Buffay the Vampire Layer
3.In and out...and In again

Originally posted by GenghisK
For Duke:
L'arriere train sifflera 3 fois (a western film)
Le gland des siciliens (a godfather film)
Gode Zilla (what's the English for gode? you know the thing with batteries that girls put in their, hem, their... huh, maybe their mouth, for instance, and that looks like male brain)
Les visiteuses, which is a porn film, related to 'les visiteurs', a French humorous film, with Jean Reno.
Don't know how to translate those, though...


LOL, I guess I've been on the US territory for too long to remember those titles from the "Journal du Hard", relating about "hard" news and porn parodies. The only one that comes in mine is "Titanique" with sexy dickaprio ;) I will probably think about it after work tho.

P.S. The English name for "Les visiteurs" was I beleive "Just visiting" last time I saw it. As for "Les visiteuses", it's not only a pr0n movie, but some kind of comedy like "Flesh Gordon" when it was released back then, well maybe, I only saw the cover :)

Originally posted by PaleHorse76
Forrest Pump

With the immortal line (slightly changed for decency) "Come Forrest, Come!"

wasn't it cume, forest, cum?

Hence the changes for decency ;).

How about: Cumae, Forest, Cumae? Great city planning by the Romans as usual. :)

Ok, here are my lame movie titles, might edit in more later

Hairy Movie (Scary Movie)
Blow (Go)
Mush Hour (Rush Hour)

Can't think of others at the moment

Originally posted by ren:
Hairy Movie (Scary Movie)
Blow (Go)
Mush Hour (Rush Hour)

The first and the second aren't even vaguely rude, unless mush means something different in Queensland to the rest of the world, and there already exists a movie called Blow (Johnny Depp, lots of drugs?). :crazyeyes

Originally posted by duke o' york
The first and the second aren't even vaguely rude, unless mush means something different in Queensland to the rest of the world, and there already exists a movie called Blow (Johnny Depp, lots of drugs?). :crazyeyes

I think you mean 2nd and third? :confused: I will pm you with the meanings of these words, apparentely only in Queensland.....

700

Originally posted by deanx0r
Done in 60 Seconds
Inspect Her Gadgets
Night of The Giving Head
Raiders of The Lost Arse
Rear and Pleasant Danger
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Those were really brilliant! :lol: :lol:

how about feilds of dream. and "if you stroke it he will cum" :lol:

The unholy jail (the holy grail)
The makings of life (the meaning of life)
Dr strangelove (Dr strangelove)

oh duke, just forgot another French one (for any french speaker herein)

Little Boudin (little Buddha)

Boudin = sausage, guess which sausage they are referring to here :)

How about Space Balls? Oh wait, that isn't a porn. :)

Some slightly older movies:

3 Men and a Barbie
Cocky
Star Whores
Full Rubber Jacket
Enter the DragQueen
Glad He Ate Her
Around the World in 80 Lays
Cherry Poppins
Cinderfella
Cum-a-lot
The Secret of My Sucksess

Originally posted by Sodak
Enter the DragQueen

isn´t that a joke from lethal weapon 4?:confused: :crazyeye:

It could be - I only saw the first lethal weapon, tho.

I saw the first half of the first lethal weapon movie. Then I got tired of it and fell asleep.

Hey guys, you are off-topic. We are talking about porn titles and lethal weapons is not. :D

Video game: **** race fx (stunt race fx)

movies
The cum of all fears (The sum of all fears)
A Quebecer one: Tite annick (means Little Annick Titanic)
Annal fear (primal fear)
Riding guys in cars (riding cars with boys)