View Full Version : The Very Secret Diary of the LOTR Characters


PinkyGen
Mar 10, 2002, 05:44 PM
http://lauriekarin.virtualave.net/diary.htm


Sam will kill him if he tries anything
:D

Apollo
Mar 10, 2002, 08:14 PM
This Is Hilarious!! :rotfl:
I haven't read all of it, but I copied it onto my computer so I can look at it later and email it to everybody. Thanks for posting it :goodjob:

Simon Darkshade
Mar 11, 2002, 12:34 AM
:lol: :lol: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Frodo? I thought it was only me!!!!!!:D ;)
Sam will kill me if I try anything, though;) :D :lol:

This is extremely, incredibly funny.

Can't see what Gollum's problem with "Flipper" and "The Faculty" was, though;)

"Blow the Horn of Gondor" indeed...

Knight-Dragon
Mar 11, 2002, 02:55 AM
Yes, it's indeed very wickedly funny. :lol: Esp the Sam will kill him parts in every 'diary'.

DaEezT
Mar 11, 2002, 04:03 AM
lolol
:rotfl:

Now that saved me from dying of boredom here at work :goodjob:

allhailIndia
Mar 11, 2002, 04:40 AM
Lightened what was otherwise a day of drudgery:lol: :lol:

Simon Darkshade
Mar 11, 2002, 05:08 AM
I'd like to try and see the little Goonie (;)) try and kill me...:nuke: :love:

Thunderfall
Mar 12, 2002, 02:49 AM
So everyone is gay in LoTR!? :eek: :eek: :lol:

Simon Darkshade
Mar 12, 2002, 05:12 AM
Originally posted by Thunderfall
So everyone is gay in LoTR!? :eek: :eek: :lol:

Indeed. We can rename it "Big Grey Gay Gandalf's Big Gay Ringquest"
Of course, if he tried anything, Sam would kill him:lol: :lol:

Apollo
Mar 12, 2002, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by Thunderfall
So everyone is gay in LoTR!? :eek: :eek: :lol:

No, IIRC Arwen and Gimli were straight, as was Frodo if I understood that Platonic Brotherly Love stuff. And even Merry wasn't that gay, he only succumbed to "Blowing the Horn of Gondor" once. :eek:

damunzy
Mar 19, 2002, 11:59 PM
:lol: Great stuff, we need more diaries like this.