1) He never married (allegedly).
2) He traveled around with twelve other men.
3) John called himself "the one whom Jesus loved" (loved in what way?).
4) He dressed impeccably (presuming he did everything impeccably)
5) He never tried to do Mary Magdalene, although she was a self-avowed whore. (What straight man could turn that down?)
6) He was always anal about keeping his feet clean (always having people wash them and such.
7) Along the same lines, people were always "anointing" him with oil.
8) He rode not one, but two donkeys at the same time.
9) He like wearing perfume.
10) He was a big p-u-s-s-y.
11) He knew a lot of show tunes (allegedly)
12) He knew how throw a party (by turning water into wine).
13) He had a domineering mother.
14) The fundamentalists didn't like him.
15) He never wore white after Labor Day.
16) His disciples always kneeled before him.
17) His father was never around.
18) His stepfather was an ineffectual footnote in his life.
19) He wore dresses
20) He kissed Judas.
21) He was nailed by men in uniform

I`m usually not this rude, but I`ll make an exception for you.

Shut up! You blasfemic moron. Insulting the saviour is not funny.
Have your fun on someone elses expense, you really don`t want to mess with him.:mad:

By the way, if you have to do it, do it right, because the lines were not funny

Relax, it's just a joke. And I also find some irony in it. After all, during most of the time since he was born, the church wouldn't need any more proofs then these in order to execute someone...

I guess we've just nailed down two opinions for the religious humor poll in OT. :D

I found it funny. ;)

Homie, do you feel offended, or are you saying this because you feel those jokes shouldn't be made?

Knowltok's right. You should have voted and maybe posted in the religious humor thread/poll. I agree with G-Man though.

Really, seriously, it was kinda funny. And dude, Homie, CHILL! It was a joke!

Originally posted by Homie
I`m usually not this rude, but I`ll make an exception for you.

Shut up! You blasfemic moron. Insulting the saviour is not funny.
Have your fun on someone elses expense, you really don`t want to mess with him.:mad:

By the way, if you have to do it, do it right, because the lines were not funny
Homie: I consider this flaming. If you do not agree with his sense of humor then set him to ignore or just by pass what he posts. While some of it was not funny, it does not warrant being yelled at by you. This is a warning, continue to react in this way may affect your posting ability. Thank you.
-PaleHorse76-

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I did not consider Homie's post offending. I apologize to Homie if he thinks I made fun of the saviour. I know the jokes were a little offending, but they were IMO funny as Christians generally are a little bigoted against homos and some of the gay stereotypes can be applied to Jesus.

Thank you, everyone, for not condemning me to hell or the like.

I am also impressed with this "moderator action" style of moderating and has stolen it for use on my own forum.

Hey,guys, I`m sorry if I sounded that angry, I really didn`t want to make a fuss. It`s just that in my country people feel that they can make fun of christians and our believes all they want. And I`m getting quite sick of it.

Anyway, I understand that if we only made jokes that didn`t offend anyone, there wouldn`t be that many. But I really don`appreciate lines like
10) He was a big p-u-s-s-y.

I`m sorry if I crossed the line beteween stating an opinion and flaming.:(

Originally posted by Hitro
I agree with G-Man

I'll use this quote in the OT forum if you don't mind. :D

On second thought, I'll use it even if you do mind. ;)

Originally posted by Homie
I`m usually not this rude, but I`ll make an exception for you.

Shut up! You blasfemic moron. Insulting the saviour is not funny.
Have your fun on someone elses expense, you really don`t want to mess with him.:mad:

By the way, if you have to do it, do it right, because the lines were not funny

Really, if you think about it, it isn't blasphemous. God created humour and Homosexuality so were justing taking part in his creation. If hes really all that smart he would laugh because he wouldn't feel threatened nor would he have invented humour like this if we weren't supposed to exercise it. I bet if there is a god, he laughed right out of his shoes!

11th Commandment: Thou shalt not refer to Jesus as gay (unless your Scott Thompson!)

At First, I thought we would have religious punishment;-) down upon Adebisi for daring to be funny about God. Fortunately, our moderators have a sense of humour:goodjob:

Well in a way it was funny. But that's his opinion we live in a (somewhat) democratic world so it's ok. What Homie thinks is his stuff. Same with me. I found it funny but one shouldn't go over the line.

While I said that some of it wasn't funny but what I forgot to say is that some of it was funny :)