OK, I'm just about to patch [c3c] and... I don't know how to! I mean like do I open it or save it to my computer? If I save it to where? Pleeease help me!

Save it to your computer hardrive. Preferably is the location that you can find it easily. "Desktop" should be a good choice.

After you download the patch, run it. It will automatically patching the Civ4. Delete the patch after you download it. You don't need it after it run once.

Regards,
Arto.

Other than that "Civ4", Artosoft is exactly right. ;)

Save the patch someplace you can find it (like "Desktop"). When it is finished downloading, just double-click on it. It will install just fine, provided you have installed Civ3/Conquests in the default place. (And if you didn't, it takes just a moment to tell it where to find it, if it can't by itself).