View Full Version : The Daily Pineapple


Robi D
Nov 16, 2006, 05:42 AM
Aloha is proud to present the world's first international newspaper...

:D THE DAILY PINEAPPLE:D

For your reading pleasure here is issue 1

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/1139/dpissue1kv3.th.jpg (http://img168.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dpissue1kv3.jpg)

Contributers:
Robi D
Robboo
Ghandi Rules
Ybbor (artwork)
The Daily Pineapple does not in any way accept responsibilty for the accuracy of the articles contained within.

General_W
Nov 16, 2006, 09:59 AM
Bravo!! :clap:

Brilliant work!

Mauer
Nov 16, 2006, 02:20 PM
Great job guys.:goodjob:

Whomp
Nov 16, 2006, 05:23 PM
Can we get a free sample from OP's? Nice work fellas. :thumbsup:

Kickbooti
Nov 16, 2006, 09:52 PM
We can't build the Mausoleum?!? Man am I glad for the newspaper to keep me up on these things...

Robi D
Nov 16, 2006, 11:03 PM
Can we get a free sample from OP's? Nice work fellas. :thumbsup:

I'm sure if you go to your nearest OP's George will be happy to accomodate you:D

Kylearan
Nov 16, 2006, 11:52 PM
Hi,

that's hilarious, especially the comic strip. Love it! :lol: :goodjob:

-Kylearan

RegentMan
Nov 16, 2006, 11:55 PM
Great work! The comic is hilarious! :lol:

GeorgeOP
Nov 17, 2006, 07:15 AM
Whomp, provide us with a map to your capital and I'd be glad to send over some workers to start an OP in your city. And yes, it does take several hundred people armed with swords to build one of my stores.:mischief:

robboo
Nov 17, 2006, 07:58 AM
george dont forget about the catapults to throw the roofing up to the top floor.

Memphus
Nov 17, 2006, 10:25 AM
Wow No Wonders for Aloha, but who needs them?

I mean a turn Ago they knew about the Calendar :eek: (Epsilon team clearly doesn't...as I can't get any turns straight ;) )

Now they know the Secret of not only Paper but Printing Press :eek: :crazyeye:

Like I said who needs wonders....

BCLG100
Nov 17, 2006, 10:54 AM
Wow No Wonders for Aloha, but who needs them?

I mean a turn Ago they knew about the Calendar :eek: (Epsilon team clearly doesn't...as I can't get any turns straight ;) )

Now they know the Secret of not only Paper but Printing Press :eek: :crazyeye:

Like I said who needs wonders....


quite- especially with the geniuses who brought everyone such great things as the hula girls :)

DaveShack
Nov 17, 2006, 08:36 PM
Outstanding work! Maybe sometime we can trade recipes for the 8 ways to combine pork, rice, and fish. ;)

Well, 7 ways that is. The 8th way is "none of the above". :lol:

peter grimes
Nov 19, 2006, 09:05 AM
:lol: Loved the comic!

Oh - don't bother looking for Epsilon's tribal villages.... The daughters have all moved into our civilized towns :p

Sir Bugsy
Nov 21, 2006, 11:23 PM
Wow! Pork and rice! Together!! 1889 left our wheat out and it got wet. It fermented. And now we drink it! :beer:

Robi D
Nov 22, 2006, 01:51 AM
Wow! Pork and rice! Together!! 1889 left our wheat out and it got wet. It fermented. And now we drink it! :beer:


Hmmm.... I wonder if that would work with rice.....

Butterball
Nov 22, 2006, 01:44 PM
Ahh So ... Hot Sake!!!
BB

Robi D
Dec 15, 2006, 04:35 AM
Aloha is proud to present a new edition of

:D THE DAILY PINEAPPLE:D

For your reading pleasure here is issue 2

http://img318.imageshack.us/img318/4428/dpissue2vq3.th.jpg (http://img318.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dpissue2vq3.jpg)

Contributers:
Robi D
Robboo
Ybbor (artwork)
The Daily Pineapple does not in any way accept responsibilty for the accuracy of the articles contained within.

Love
Dec 15, 2006, 06:29 AM
Great one there :goodjob:

Whomp
Dec 15, 2006, 07:30 AM
Hehe. Good show Pineapple Folks!

robboo
Dec 15, 2006, 09:19 AM
Them dang clams taste nasty I tell you stay away from them at all costs.

General_W
Dec 15, 2006, 10:06 AM
Nice Job! :goodjob:

And Congrats on the Colossus… Is the statue dedicated to one of these new religions of yours?

RegentMan
Dec 16, 2006, 12:46 AM
Convert or die. :devil:

Robi D
May 18, 2007, 02:47 AM
Aloha is proud to present (after a looong break) a new edition of

:D THE DAILY PINEAPPLE:D

For your reading pleasure here is issue 3

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/9369/dpissue3sa8.th.jpg (http://img187.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dpissue3sa8.jpg)

Contributers:
GeorgeOP
Ybbor (artwork)
The Daily Pineapple does not in any way accept responsibilty for the accuracy of the articles contained within.

Tubby Rower
May 18, 2007, 05:02 AM
sooo.. who are these people that have your passwords? :mischief: let us know so we can help you "hunt" them down

robboo
May 18, 2007, 05:26 AM
From a cave on the borders of Aloha...I send this message to my followers and to all nations.

As part of a faction within Aloha who has recently been ousted from power(they said I stole money)...I for one hope war continues. It will speed up turns and allow my dead relatives to vote me in on the next election sooner. Once the proper faction is back in charge of Aloha...maybe then we can offer help to which ever side promises us the most. The pansy pacifists we have now are useless. Especially that GeorgeOP guy who took my roll as UN ambassador.

At present they are more concerned with trading away our resources and making friends than getting blood on their hands. They can not stand the idea of having military units die...I think they even have some 2000+ year old wooden club wielding warriors walking around. Do not fear...we have our man on the inside and we will return to power.

Tubby Rower
May 18, 2007, 05:29 AM
I for one hope war continues.What war? The pansy pacifists we have now are uselessBCLG a pacifist.... :lol: that's a good one.

robboo
May 18, 2007, 08:20 AM
Aren't they still fighting over there....Loco and Innovia. I have no contact with my foreign sources as I am being hunted by an insane mad man named Robi D. This very communication may allow my capture. BUT I have to get the truth out before my country is ruined by these pansies. Despite what the people in charge say we have no intention of turning on our country. We are patriots first.

BC does what he needs to do in order to stay in control.

DaveMcW
May 18, 2007, 08:33 AM
So basically you want us all to Dye?

Tubby Rower
May 18, 2007, 08:59 AM
why not tie dye?http://forums.civfanatics.com/uploads/52950/tie_dye_kids.jpg

Robi D
May 18, 2007, 09:14 AM
What war?

Thats a good question, the alohan civil war ended turns ago and his side lost... badly

BCLG a pacifist.... :lol: that's a good one.

:lol: actually he has been fairly passive of late in a number of his games. In one pitboss game he was so passive someone got the chance to attack him first:eek:

Still i wouldn't go as far as to call him a pacifist, he is more like a mellow warmonger

BCLG100
May 18, 2007, 09:38 AM
I haven't declared war on anyone in quite awhile, i find being peacefull best suits my peacfull nature. :)