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He's all right now.



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He's just plain nuts!



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Thought we already had a bad joke thread?

I'll admit it, I chuckled.

That was just terrible

I know there are worse jokes than that. But none of those come to my mind right now.

If his whole left side was cut off, couldn't you also say that it was his whole right side that was cut off and that we now call him Lefty?

If his whole left side was cut off, couldn't you also say that it was his whole right side that was cut off and that we now call him Lefty?
That's the most botched joke delivery I've ever seen.

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He got the sack.

:D

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yea, now im wasting your time! payback is a *****, innit? :D

Did you hear of the dumb young man who wanted to become a dentist?
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He was orally challenged.

That was ok for a witty line. But its not very funny.

Just horrible :twitch:.

Just horrible :twitch:.

Which one? They are all equally horrible. :p

Do you know what was this?
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It's bean soup!

:dubious:

Whats brown and sticky?
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A stick!

Did you know the answer of the questions "Have you ever shaved a man with a wooden leg?"?
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The answer is: "No, I use a razor!"

Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return to you.
A. A stick.

Q: How do you call a mamal, that Meows?
A: A cat!

Q: How can you call a gorrila with bananas in its ears?
A: You can call it as your wish, it doesn't hear you!

So a man walks into a pub...

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Ow! It was an iron pub! I mean, an iron bar!

"Slaps his tigh so hard that it almost falls off."

What did Piglet find when he looked into the toilet?
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Pooh!

Hehe..thats actually quite good

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What? You weren't seriously expecting a punchline, were you?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What? You weren't seriously expecting a punchline, were you?HAHA! I just quoted you instead of clicking all those spoilers!

Perfection: 1
Eran: 0

HAHA! I just quoted you instead of clicking all those spoilers!

Perfection: 1
Eran: 0

Well I clicked every single spoiler! :cry:

Well I clicked every single spoiler! :cry:
I guess that means:
Perfection: +1
Atlas: 0

Eran: +1
Atlas: 0

Current standings:
Perfection: 2
Eran: 1
Atlas: 0

Please, the journey is the reward. It is like a shaggy dog story, no good if you take the shortcut.

Or something equally clever.

Erik Mesoy: That was terrible man, simply terrible. Not only is it one of the worst "walks into a bar" jokes, but you butchered it! :lol:

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says:
Why the long face?

A pair of sunglasses walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barman refuses to serve. "Why won't you serve me?" asks the sunglass, to which the bar man replies:
Sorry, but you're already off your face.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders orange juice. The barman asks: "Fizzy? Or Still Orange Juice?" The Irishman replies:
Well I haven't changed my fokin mind so quickly have I!

A bird's nest walks into a bar and orders a drink. The barman refuses to serve. "Why won't you serve me?" asks the bird's nest, to which the bar man replies:
Sorry, but you're already out of your tree.

Barbara Streisand walks into a bar. The barman says:
Why the long face?

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:
"A beer please, and one for the road."

A woman goes into a bar and asks for a "double entendre"...
So the barman gave her one.

Sorry, but these are better told orally, so I included the explanations.

A mushroom walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fungi [fun guy]."

A rope walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "We don't server your kind here." The rope walks out, frazzles up his ends, and ties himself into a knot, then walks back in. The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you the rope that was just in here?" The rope replies, "No, I'm afraid not [a frayed knot]."

A mushroom walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom replies, "Why not? I'm a fungi [fun guy]."

I told that one in science class. I don't think anyone laughed. :lol:

I guess that means:
Perfection: +1
Atlas: 0

Eran: +1
Atlas: 0

Current standings:
Perfection: 2
Eran: 1
Atlas: 0
But my connection is so bad that clicking on all the spoilers takes less time than waiting for the quote page to load. :smug: :p

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What? You weren't seriously expecting a punchline, were you?


ill tell you why, cause the road crossed the chicken, thats why!
at least that answer worked in a movie i saw, followed by a punch to the face, it was great.

Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my d!ck.

But my connection is so bad that clicking on all the spoilers takes less time than waiting for the quote page to load. :smug: :p

So then I guess that means:
Eran: +1
Heretic_Cata: 0 (somewhat clever response canceled out by the fact that he has a sucky connection)

Current standings:
Perfection: 2
Eran: 2
Atlas: 0
Heretic_Cata: 0

Did you hear about the agnostic, insomniac with dyslexia?
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He lay awake all night wondering whether or not there really is a dog.
http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/8726/mutleymk3.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Well I clicked every single spoiler! :cry:
I clicked them all to close as well. I'm thicker than you :crazyeye:
What did the Chewing Gum say to the Polo when the Extra Strong Mint entered the bar?
Don't talk to him, he's Menthol.
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What did the Concrete say to the Tarmac when the Asphalt entered the bar?
Don't talk to him, he's a cycle path
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To men are sat in a bar when a referee walks in. The first man gets up to leave and the second man asks him why. First Man: "It looks like it's about to kick off"

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Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my d!ck.


:lol: excellent!

An Irish, a Scot and a Welsh walk into a bar. The barman looks at them, and says:
"what is this, some kind of joke?"

Did you hear about the agnostic, insomniac with dyslexia?
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He lay awake all night wondering whether or not there really is a dog.
http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/8726/mutleymk3.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Better than the dyslexic satanists who sold their souls to Santa.

Jill White + John Black = Dick Blue?

Renne Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender recognizes him and shouts over "hey Renee, how 'bout a drink?" Descartes responds: "I think not" and disappears.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

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In case he got a hole in one!

this has to be a graveyard for jokes cuz they all stink
please tell me you got that