Surrounded by apes from Planet of the Apes
1. "Ok, ok, how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One dirty stinkin ape to screw in the light bulb, and two dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other." <laugh>
<guns cocked>

2 If you let me go I'll give you this shiny nickel!

3."Dear TF,

Ainwood is a jerk because he banned me for repeatedly calling Birdjaguar an utter failure of a himan being despite the massive amount of evidence I cited to the contrary (like the fact that he drones on about "god alone is" without actually amonting to anythin. I DEMAND you make him no longer mod and release me from the 3 day ban. That should teach him a bloddy lesson!"

4. Want to switch places? Let's see each other from the others point of view

5 I can get you free tickets to a Celine Dion concert

12. "BAAAAAAAAAAA LALALALALALALALA"

http://www.barking-dagenham.gov.uk/2-news-events/images/f-singer.jpg

13. I've got $5 million dollars in the bank. If you let me go, I'll let you have $100,000 of it.

8 If you let me go, I'll play you a song on my bagpipes

15. "Ribbit Ribbit Ribbit"

http://www.cecilw.com/photo/albums/animals/3161_frog.sized.jpg

16. Let me go pleeeeaase? Pretty Please with sugar on top?

17. "Look, I have the secret that holds the future of the human race right here. Shoot me, and humanity dies with me. Go ahead, shoot."
"Okay."

12 I'll tell you how they get the caramel inside the caramilk bars

You guys obviously can't count :p

13. "If you don't let me go I'll lose my job as a telemarketer!"

23. LET ME GO OR I'LL GET BLOOD ON YOUR SHIRT!

http://forums.civfanatics.com/uploads/50844/dmx2.JPG


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15 You should let me go. I don't make a very good hostage.

16. BUT DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM!??!

http://jawfish.net/images/hip/oreillymad-small.jpg

31: By doing this:

http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p135/ikarugan1984/th_camarossmv3.gif

35. By trashing your captor's favorite light post

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/2/2/8/228c3fe3859b889b07ade78d46ffcdf4.gif

36. "Will you accept this as payment?"
http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/dryer_lint.jpg

20 If you don't let me go, I'll start singing!

And stop screwing up the numbers

93. We'll keep screwing up the numbers until you let us go!

22 I guess now wouldn't be the best time to tell you that I'm dating your sister.

33: IF YOU DONT LET ME GO YOU GET CRUSHED WIT MY BUTTMUSCLE!

http://www.ifbb.com/contestresults/mrolympia/coleman/99coleman3.jpg


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24. Threaten them with Fifty's humor.

35. Offer them a fine selection of hats
http://www.stacksandstacks.com/image/80063.jpg

٣٤: I think I'm coming down with Stockholm Syndrome. Believe me, you do not want me to start finding you attractive.

47: You can't hurt me, I'm Sailor Moon!
http://img.freecodesource.com/preview/1152042087.jpg

I'm Missing Monday Night Raw, Mind if we rassle?

e^(π*i): I've been eating nothing but Vindaloo for the past two weeks, so either you let me go or you're going to get gassed.

56: I'm gonna sing!
http://www.lyrics.com/d/dion,_celine/celine.dion.jpg

"i Have Radioactive Poo!!"

58. "well you managed to put a nympho in a cage all by himself, i take it your wanting a show" :banana:

67: "I have a sword and I'm not afraid to use it"
http://z.about.com/d/comicbooks/1/0/s/1/bigsword.jpg

14: "Let me go, or the UN will take action."

67: Offer to show them your Pokemans
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b247/salvamag/1157775914442.jpg

x# Threaten to use your awesome power of bonsai.

67: "Do you accept ransom in the form of Chalupas?"
http://www.monzy.org/taco/chalupa.jpg

##?? "It's nice here !"

Missingno.# So, do you come here often?

#40: If you don't let me out of here I'll sit in the corner and pout!

346: "Let me go or I'll eat all your Fruity Pebbles!"
http://www.cakehead.com/archives/pic_andy_new_2.jpg

Burp# Let me go, or I'll just give you a large sum of money!

#69 Can you give me back my pants?

#44 And my camera ?