1. You attempt to insert smilies into conversations.
2. You check your PMs before emails.
3. When you see something interesting, the first thing you think of is about how you would post it on the forum.
4. You have more friends here than in RL.

Shall we get to 1000?

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[other peoples'] - I'm adding these to the OP so we don't get too many repeats.

5. <see below>
6. You quote others in conversations
7. You multiquote others in conversations
8. When you hear someone swearing, you wonder to yourself "why hadn't the autocensor work?"
9. CFC posters attack you in your dreams
10. 'perfection' becomes a noun, not an adjective
11. when you equate real life people to CFC posters.
12. You only ever download to chat to someone.
13. You wonder if there were simmiler threads like this of different variants .
14. You use your next-gen console for browsing the forum.
15. You try to create a real giant radioactive monkey
16. You browse the forum more than you play Civ
17. When you wear CFC merchandise.
18. You have a coffee brewer beside your computer
19. You don't change your clothes just because it's stupid to change your avatar everyday
20. You fill the documents with your nickname, not whit your real one
21. You don't give award to somebody, just because we don't support elitary
22. When you see and advert on the TV, you ask yourself where are the mods
23. When you are writting to your boss, you begin with "Dear Thunderfall..."
24. You stay up all night reading every thread
25. you have been part of CFC for a month and your post count is already in the thousands
26. the posts arent spam
27. while at school you try to log on to CFC while the teacher isnt looking
28. the teacher is looking you log on anyway
29. you have actually gone through the entire DYOS series
30. You check several articles between seeing your start position and your first turn.
31. You ask a question and wait three days for responses to consider all opinions before proceeding with the game in question.
32. You spend an hour reading through the Site Feedback forums when you know you have to get up early the next day.
33. You have a dream about meeting a female CFC poster.
34. You spend more time on CFC than with Family
35. When someone talks about cats, you think about catapults.
36. When you spend half an hour trying to come up with a funny nr. 36.
37. You start a conversation with a box of Raisin Bran.
38. You argued with a battleship, trying to convince it that you don't deserve the 1 week ban.
39. The battleship afore mentioned then gave you a 1 month ban.
40. You attempted to report your teacher/boss for correcting spelling mistakes on your work.
41. You use signatures in conversations.
42. You're a NESer.
43. You wake up repeatedly through the night to check for responses to your latest thread.
44. You carry a pen and paper everywhere you go in case you come up with good thread ideas
(5) You count the numbers in these threads and realize we missed one.
45. When you are talking to a hot girl, you are thinking about how to describe the encounter in the latest "girls" thread.
46. Not only do you play in NESes, you moderate one too.
47. You know more about international laws concerning homosexuality than most gay guys.
48. You imitate the :run: smilie in everyday conversation.
49. You find the lack of activity in the Call to Power forum irksome despite the fact you've never posted there.
50. You sign cheques with a hyperlink to your latest SG
51. You start a conversation with a palm tree
52. You start a conversation with a drooling protestor
53. You spam in real life by walking up to a bunch of people you know having a conversation and exclaim "You guys are talking about girls again! This has gotta be the stupidest conversation I've ever seen"
54. You start reviewing all 31 of the Civ 3 civs.
55. You dont finish reviewing the civs because you were too busy discussing strategy in the 2 MTDGs.
56. You reviewed every Civilization leader ever present in Civ from Civ1 - C4W AND compiled the information into book form.
57. You have a dream about marrying a CFC poster
58. You began to instinctively recognised specific people you happen to meet as a CFC poster.
59. You use links to Wikipedia in regular conversation.
60. You can easily list off over 100 forum members.
61. You think of things in NES terms sometimes.
62. You tell your freinds things you learned on CFC.
63. You draw a picture involving dozens of CFC members.
64. You complain you are not in the said picture.
65. You make a second one to please the complainers.
66. You go through the alphabet several times when reciting lists of forum members to get to sleep at night (instead of counting sheep)
67. You've read every number in this thread, twice, including the first (original) post.
68. You thought what alternative pictures you would post for ppl in real life.
69. You go on CFC every single day and browse the forum for at least an hour. (With no particular goal/reason)
70. Your family knows CFC members when they don't even know how to use a computer
71. Your family asks you how your NES's are going on a regular basis
72. CFC's set as your homepage
73. When you're not on the computer to go on CFC, you use your PS3. (Bought from donations by your fellow CFC members)
74. You say to yourself "I'll only stay long enough to read my subscribed threads" - once you finish reading the last one the first one has new replies already.
75. You post that "This thread is based off a false premise that you can spend too much time on CFC."
76. Radioactive monkey means something to you.
77. You are shocked when you see other forums that are not vBulletin and are not in the colours of the skin you're using here!
78. Flame wars take precedence over homework
79. Sleeping has been replaced by staring at CFC homepage and clicking 'refresh' until there's a new post to reply to.
80. You don't go to work or school. CFC has become your god.
81. You dream about one day outposting Perfection
82. If you were to one day meet Perfection, you would wonder why he's not pentagon shaped
83. you become severly agitated when the forum starts lagging and downright suicidal when its down for maintenance.
84. You treat the moderators as the government.
85. You wonder why you keep receiving bills.
86. You spend half your time playing civ, and the other half bragging about your civ playing abilities.
87. When searching for any information, your first instinct is to post a thread in CFC.
88. You think Wikipedia is a reliable source of information.
89. You post during job interviews.
90. You start turning down parties because you'd rather argue about religion.
91. Whenever someone has a question, you give them a link to Wikipedia
92. You lurked here for one and a half years before joining.
93. You think past post is a short period of time.
94. You divorce your wife so you can legally marry the Babe Thread.
95. Your wife sent you for psychological help.
96. You depend on CFC to give you psychological help advice.
97. You wished there was a "Ask a psychiatrist" thread.
98. You have started plans on taking over CFC.
99. You are legally married to CFC.
100. You wake up at night in a cold sweat and shout 'No MobBoss! You're wrong!'
101. You think NESers aren't committed enough to the forums.
102. You attempt to use the Report Post button in RL, e.g. when someone cuts you off or you witness a crime.
103. You fail to understand others making a sarcastic remake about you, because they come without smilies.
104. You talk in internet slang.
105. When you first read Sophie's post about the numbers getting mixed up, you thought it might mean you didn't get the magical number 100... and flipped out, killing thousands of defenceless people and destroying the global economy... then recounted, discovered your mistake, and calmed down.
106. When you have a conversation like this: "What have you done to your face?!" "What? I just changed avatar."
107. When you file your taxes, you list CFC's URL as your address
108. You spend your time in your EE 3015 Signals & Systems Discussion Section making stupid posts here.
109. You don't sleep.
110. You post while you sleep
111. You've posted in this thread.
112. You have dozens of threads stored on your hard drive.
113. You have a folder devoted to all things CFC
114. Your user title is considered a classic to some others
115. You quit CFC, as if it were a bad habit such as smoking
116. You came back
117. People know you by several different avatars
118. You start worshiping Thunderfall as a God.
119. You are known by "The poster formerly known as ......"
120. You want to use all sorts of different smilies in your school writing.
121. The Capital province of one of the demogames was based on your user name.
122. You sign your username on all your legal documents.
123. On legal forms, under religion you write: Civfanaticism.
124. You stage a "Bring Back :Splat:" rally through the streets. (or a "Splat :Splat:" rally, depending on your stance) http://forums.civfanatics.com/images/smilies/splat.gif
125. You created the "What Vanilla are you neutral to?" thread (I know who it was)
126. You actually tried all those types of vanilla to find out which one you were the most neutral to.
127. You explain the intricate workings of CFC to your real life friends.
128. You explain to your real life friends that if they want to have a real life, they should never register at CFC.
129. You have no real life friends that don't visit the forum.
130. Real life?
131. You have hundreds of megabytes of your harddrive dedicated to "CFC stuff"
132. You have a Perfection post count.
133. You have a Perfection pin-up.
134.you wonder how perfection has a bigger post count than thunderfall and then wonder which would win in a fight.
135. in history class you wonder why the british and their redcoats didnt invade all of europe with their uber forces.
136. You are one of the alternate historians, with actually GOOD ones.
137. You don't understand what the teacher says about 'humans living before 4000 BC'.
138. When people are talking about ChloroFlourideCarbons you confuse it with CivilizationFanaticsCenter.
139. Every abreviation you see reminds you of at least one CFC user.
140. You say AFK when you go to sleep. (140.5. Or worse, you say: BRB.)
141. When taking multiple-choice tests, you attempt to vote for every option.
142. People in your family become a Moderator for CFC just for banning you so you will spend more time with your family than on CFC
143. You force your family to un-ban you because of this.
144. You attempt to ban your parents in RL.
145. You put your parents on your ignore list, and wonder why you can still hear them.
146. You realise its because someone else quoted them for your 'benefit'
147. You ignore everone that quotes your parents.
148. You've been looking at so many people's profiles before joining the message board, you try to be as hilarious as them when you're joining.
149. You point out that you can't view someone's profile if you aren't registered, and accuse the above poster of being a liar as well as an obvious pervert.
150. You spend so much time here as a guest than TF desides to give you the access to user profiles.
151. You wear a costume and when people ask you why you are wearing it you say that it is your CFC avatar.
152. Your Halloween costume is your avatar.
153. Your Halloween costume is someone else's avatar.

6. You quote others in conversations
7. You multiquote others in conversations
8. When you hear someone swearing, you wonder to yourself "why hadn't the autocensor work?"
9. CFC posters attack you in your dreams (I had that experience twice last month :scared:)

10. 'perfection' becomes a noun, not an adjective

11 when you equate real life people to CFC posters.

12. You only ever download to chat to someone.

13. You wonder if there were simmiler threads like this of different variants :ack:.

14) You use your next-gen console for browsing the forum.

15 You try to create a real giant radioactive monkey

16. You browse the forum more than you play Civ (which I do)

16. You browse the forum more than you play Civ (which I do)

Ah, but what if someone posts at CFC but doesn't play Civ anymore?

Ah, but what if someone posts at CFC but doesn't play Civ anymore?

They would still be here more than playing Civ.

:snowcool:

17) When you wear CFC merchandise.

18 You have a coffee brewer beside your computer

They would still be here more than playing Civ.

But they could log on once a week and not play Civ. Obviously then they wouldn't be spending too much time on CFC. :p

19. You don't change your clothes just because it's stupid to change your avatar everyday
20. You fill the documents with your nickname, not whit your real one (it happened to me three times)
21. You don't give award to somebody, just because we don't support elitary
22. When you see and advert on the TV, you ask yourself where are the mods
23. When you are writting to your boss, yo begin with "Dear Thunderfall..."

24 You stay up all night reading every thread

25.you have been part of CFC for a month and your post count is already in the thousands :lol:
26.the posts arent spam:eek:
27.while at school you try to log on to CFC while the teacher isnt looking
28.the teacher is looking you log on anyway
29.you have actually gone through the entire DYOS series

30: You check several articles between seeing your start position and your first turn.
31: You ask a question and wait three days for responses to consider all opinions before proceeding with the game in question.

32. You spend an hour reading through the Site Feedback forums when you know you have to get up early the next day.

32. You spend an hour reading through the Site Feedback forums when you know you have to get up early the next day.
Oh good lord I'm doing that right now :cringe:

Been there, Done that...

Oh good lord I'm doing that right now :cringe:So you too have the habit of having two tabs open, both on CFC, just on different forums? :eek:

So you too have the habit of having two tabs open, both on CFC, just on different forums? :eek:
Yes ._. except sometimes I get confused and end up reading the same thread twice :lol:

(I have OT and this thread open atm ;) )

You have a dream about meeting a female CFC poster. <-- Guilty. :sad:

The mods will be watching you, Xanikk. ;)

34 You spend more time on CFC than with Family

35. When someone talks about cats, you think about catapults.

36. When you spend half an hour trying to come up with a funny nr. 36.

37. You start a conversation with a box of Raisin Bran.
38. You argued with a battleship, trying to convince it that you don't deserve the 1 week ban.
39. The battleship afore mentioned then gave you a 1 month ban.
40. You attempted to report your teacher/boss for correcting spelling mistakes on your work.

41. You use signatures in conversations.

42. You're a NESer.

43. You wake up repeatedly through the night to check for responses to your latest thread.

44. You carry a pen and paper everywhere you go in case you come up with good thread ideas

(5) You count the numbers in these threads and realize we missed one.

45. When you are talking to a hot girl, you are thinking about how to describe the encounter in the latest "girls" thread.

46. Not only do you play in NESes, you moderate one too.

47. You know more about international laws concerning homosexuality than most gay guys.
48. You imitate the :run: smilie in everyday conversation.
49. You find the lack of activity in the Call to Power forum irksome despite the fact you've never posted there.
50. You sign cheques with a hyperlink to your latest SG.

51 You start a conversation with a palm tree
52 You start a conversation with a drooling protestor :lol:
53 You spam in real life by walking up to a bunch of people you know having a conversation and exclaim "You guys are talking about girls again! This has gotta be the stupidest conversation I've ever seen"

54. You start reviewing all 31 of the Civ 3 civs.
55. You dont finish reviewing the civs because you were too busy discussing strategy in the 2 MTDGs.

So you too have the habit of having two tabs open, both on CFC, just on different forums? :eek:

There was once I had FIFTEEN tabs open, all on CFC. There were some in the Civ4 forums, a lot in OT and a few in World History and Humour and Jokes. I often had 6 or 7 tabs open at one time. :crazyeye:

56. You reviewed every Civilization leader ever present in Civ from Civ1 - C4W AND compiled the information into book form. (and yep, I've attempted this)
57. You have a dream about marrying a CFC poster
58. You began to instinctively recognised specific people you happen to meet as a CFC poster.

3. When you see something interesting, the first thing you think of is about how you would post it on the forum.
6. You quote others in conversations
10. 'perfection' becomes a noun, not an adjective
11. when you equate real life people to CFC posters.
27. while at school you try to log on to CFC while the teacher isnt looking
45. When you are talking to a hot girl, you are thinking about how to describe the encounter in the latest "girls" thread.

10. 'perfection' becomes a noun, not an adjective

"Perfection" is a noun. :p
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/perfection

59. You use links to Wikipedia in regular conversation.

60. You can easily list off over 100 forum members.

60. You can easily list off over 100 forum members.

:lol: I've done this in my chemistry class during some of our boring lectures. I actually did quite well.

:lol: I've done this in my chemistry class during some of our boring lectures. I actually did quite well.

Did you say my name?

61. You think of things in NES terms sometimes.

62. You tell your freinds things you learned on CFC.

Did you say my name?

Yup! :cool: At first I realized I was missing some obvious ones.

This is what I came up with (I excluded numbers and put what letters I could remember since I knew who they were, but not exact names):

Xanikk999
Bamspeedy
Narz
Bobgote
Perfection
TLC
Fifty
SC-dude
Yuri
LLXerxes
NonCon
Tomsnowman
Greenpeace
IrishCaesar
Dawgphood
Drool4Respect
Skadistic
Cheezy
Eran
CivGeneral
BirdJaguar
MJM
Abbadon
JawzII
FredLC
ElMach
Ybbor
Plotinus
ShadyLookin
Newfangle
TheTrooper
Truronian
Puglover
Godwyn
Harald
Phlegmak
JonnyB
Taliesan
HereticCata
Trajan
Kan
EvilTyrant
SmellinCoffee
RMSharpe
MobBoss
Systerion
Marla
Steph
Azzaman
RedStranger
BlackHeart
MattBrown
Dann
Pasi
JerichoHill
TheYankee
Shane
CartesianFart
ClassicalHero
CoolioVonHoolio
Masquerouge
RiesseuTV
SoulWarrior
ComradeDavo
Kathryn
Ram
ZiggyStardust
Zarn

If I forgot people, it was probably because I was in Chemistry and couldn't concentrate very well, and I could primarily only think of people I remember having seen on CFC that day or within a few days. But yeah, thats my list, all having been written from memory.

63. You draw a picture involving dozens of CFC members :smug:

64. You complain you are not in the said picture.

Oh you made it to the second one, so hush :p

So that would be:
65. You make a second one to please the complainers

Ah, touche. Good catch :thumbsup:

66. You go through the alphabet several times when reciting lists of forum members to get to sleep at night (instead of counting sheep)

67. You've read every number in this thread, twice, including the first (original) post.

2. You check your PMs before emails.
16. You browse the forum more than you play Civ
19. You don't change your clothes just because it's stupid to change your avatar everyday
20. You fill the documents with your nickname, not whit your real one
34. You spend more time on CFC than with Family
35. When someone talks about cats, you think about catapults.

guilty!!!

There was once I had FIFTEEN tabs open, all on CFC. There were some in the Civ4 forums, a lot in OT and a few in World History and Humour and Jokes. I often had 6 or 7 tabs open at one time. :crazyeye:

56. You reviewed every Civilization leader ever present in Civ from Civ1 - C4W AND compiled the information into book form. (and yep, I've attempted this)

yup, ive done that too, except i did it for the diff civs in civ iv and fall from heaven.

68. You thought what alternative pictures you would post for ppl in real life.

I did. :D

Hey, i'm on Atlas14's list. :goodjob:

69. You go on CFC every single day and browse the forum for at least an hour. (With no particular goal/reason)

69. You go on CFC every single day and browse the forum for at least an hour. (With no particular goal/reason)

Not guilty. I spend much more than 2 hours. :mischief:

70. Your family knows CFC members when they don't even know how to use a computer
71. Your family asks you how your NES's are going on a regular basis

72. its set as your homepage

73. When you're not on the computer to go on CFC, you use your PS3. (Bought from donations by your fellow CFC members)

You say to yourself "I'll only stay long enough to read my subscribed threads"
Once you finish reading the last one the first one has new replies already.

This thread is based off a false premise that you can spend too much time on CFC.

lolololololol

71. Your family asks you how your NES's are going on a regular basisDo you NES on 'poly?

Yup! :cool: At first I realized I was missing some obvious ones.

This is what I came up with (I excluded numbers and put what letters I could remember since I knew who they were, but not exact names):

Xanikk999
Bamspeedy
Narz
Bobgote
Perfection
TLC
Fifty
SC-dude
Yuri
LLXerxes
NonCon
Tomsnowman
Greenpeace
IrishCaesar
Dawgphood
Drool4Respect
Skadistic
Cheezy
Eran
CivGeneral
BirdJaguar
MJM
Abbadon
JawzII
FredLC
ElMach
Ybbor
Plotinus
ShadyLookin
Newfangle
TheTrooper
Truronian
Puglover
Godwyn
Harald
Phlegmak
JonnyB
Taliesan
HereticCata
Trajan
Kan
EvilTyrant
SmellinCoffee
RMSharpe
MobBoss
Systerion
Marla
Steph
Azzaman
RedStranger
BlackHeart
MattBrown
Dann
Pasi
JerichoHill
TheYankee
Shane
CartesianFart
ClassicalHero
CoolioVonHoolio
Masquerouge
RiesseuTV
SoulWarrior
ComradeDavo
Kathryn
Ram
ZiggyStardust
Zarn

If I forgot people, it was probably because I was in Chemistry and couldn't concentrate very well, and I could primarily only think of people I remember having seen on CFC that day or within a few days. But yeah, thats my list, all having been written from memory.

Not me ? :(

69. You go on CFC every single day and browse the forum for at least an hour. (With no particular goal/reason)

Ummm :mischief:

:D

74 - You know and have met every member in the OT.

75# You don't play Civilization. You have forgotten what Civilization is.

76. Radioactive monkey means something.

76. Radioactive monkey means something.

It actually does?

77. You shock when you see other forums that are not vBulletin and are not in the colours of the skin you're using here!

78. Flame wars take precedence over homework

79. Sleeping has been replaced by staring at CFC homepage and clicking 'refresh' until there's a new post to reply to.

80# You don't go to work or school. CFC has become your god.

81. You dream about one day outposting Perfection

82. If you were to one day meet Perfection, you would wonder why he's not pentagon shaped

82. you become severly agitated when the forum starts lagging and downright suicidal when its down for maintenance.

83# You treat the moderators as the government.
84# You wonder why you keep receiving bills.

85- You spend half your time playing civ, and the other half bragging about your civ playing abilities.

87. When searching for any information, your first instinct is to post a thread in CFC.

(There were two 82's, so I've bumped up the numbers.)

88# You think Wikipedia is a reliable source of information.

89. You post during job interviews.

No, really.

90. You start turning down parties because you'd rather argue about religion.

89 Whenever someone has a question, you give them a link to Wikipedia

90. One more post, one more post, one....

91. You lurked here for one and a half years before joining. (Guilty.)

92# You think past post is a short period of time.

93. You divorce your wife so you can legally marry the Babe Thread.
94. Your wife sent you for psychological help.
95. You depend on CFC to give you psychological help advice.

96. You wished there was a "Ask a psychiatrist" thread.

97# You have started plans on taking over CFC.

Yer too late, Swedishguy. See my sig.

98. You are legally married to CFC.
99. You wake up at night in a cold sweat and shout 'No MobBoss! You're wrong!'
100. You think NESers aren't committed enough to the forums.

102. You attempt to use the Report Post button in RL, e.g. when someone cuts you off or you witness a crime.


Numbers went strange again: next is 103.

103. You fail to understand others making a sarcastic remake about you, because they come without smilies.

104. You talk in internet slang. (I say LOL, ROTFLOL, and LMAO) :p

105. When you first read Sophie's post about the numbers getting mixed up, you thought it might mean you didn't get the magical number 100... and flipped out, killing thousands of defenceless people and destroying the global economy... then recounted, discovered your mistake, and calmed down.

106# When you have a conversation like this:

"What have you done to your face?!"
"What? I just changed avatar."

107 When you file your taxes, you list CFC's URL as your address

108 You spend your time in your EE 3015 Signals & Systems Discussion Section making stupid posts here.

109# You don't sleep.

110 You post while you sleep

111; You've posted in this thread.

112: You have dozens of threads stored on your hard drive.

113 - You have a folder devoted to all things CFC

114- Your user title is considered a classic to some others
115- You quit CFC, as if it were a bad habit such as smoking
116- You came back
117- People know you by several different avatars

:(

118. You start worshiping Thunderfall as a God.

119. You are known by "The poster formerly known as ......"

120: You want to use all sorts of different smilies in your school writing.

121: The Capital province of one of the demogames was based on your user name.

122. You sign your username on all your legal documents.
123. On legal forms, under religion you write: Civfanaticism.
124. You stage a "Bring Back :Splat:" rally through the streets. (or a "Splat :Splat:" rally, depending on your stance)

125# You created the "What Vanilla are you neutral to?" thread (I know who it was)

126. You actually tried all those types of vanilla to find out which one you were the most neutral to.

127. You explain the intricate workings of CFC to your real life friends.
128. You explain to your real life friends that if they want to have a real life, they should never register at CFC.
129. You have no real life friends that don't visit the forum.
130. Real life?

125# You created the "What Vanilla are you neutral to?" thread (I know who it was)Stratego doesn't spend enough time on CFC much less too much.

131. You have hundreds of megabytes of your harddrive dedicated to "CFC stuff"

132# You have a Perfection post count.

133. You have a Perfection pin-up.

134.you wonder how perfection has a bigger post count than thunderfall and then wonder which would win in a fight.
135. in history class you wonder why the british and their redcoats didnt invade all of europe with their uber forces.

@134. Thunderfall definitely. Power almighty over the website.

136. You are one of the alternate historians, with actually GOOD ones.
137. You don't understand what the teacher says about 'humans living before 4000 BC'.

138# When people are talking about ChloroFlourideCarbons you confuse it with CivilizationFanaticsCenter.

139. Every abreviation you see reminds you of at least one CFC user.

140. (Might not apply to CFC, but online games in general)

You say AFK when you go to sleep.

^
140.5)
Or worse, you say:
BRB

141. When taking multiple-choice tests, you attempt to vote for every option.

142.People in your family become a Moderator for CFC just for banning you so you will spend more time with your family than on CFC.

143# You force your family to un-ban you because of this.

143# You force your family to un-ban you because of this.144. You attempt to ban your parents in RL.

144. You attempt to ban your parents in RL.

145. You put your parents on your ignore list, and wonder why you can still hear them.
146. You realise its because someone else quoted them for your 'benefit'

147# You ignore everone that quotes your parents.

148. You've been looking at so many people's profiles before joining the message board, you try to be as hilarious as them when you're joining.

149. You point out that you can't view someone's profile if you aren't registered, and accuse Xersex of being a liar as well as an obvious pervert. ;)

150. You spend so much time here as a guest than TF desides to give you the access to user profiles.

150. You spend so much time here as a guest than TF desides to give you the access to user profiles.
WRONG! A true CFCer is never a guest. :mischief:

WRONG! A true CFCer is never a guest. :mischief:A true CFCer is always a welcome guest. :p

151: You wear a costume and when people ask you why you are wearing it you say that it is your CFC avatar.

152. Your Halloween costume is your avatar.
153. Your Halloween costume is someone else's avatar.

154# You have died because you posted to much.

155. You believe in CFC Heaven.
156. You kill yourself when you're banned.

157. You fear CFC hell, because stellar converter is there.

158. You pressured your government to make the day CFC was first hosted by TF a national holiday.

158. You pressured your government to make the day CFC was first hosted by TF a national holiday.159. You succeded.

160 You get it declared a global holiday by the UN.

161# People get chronically depressed whenever you change avatar.

162. That was easy, you're the Secretary General anyway :)

Edit: X-post, referring to #160.

161# People get chronically depressed whenever you change avatar.

163 In the future, people remember where they were when you changed your avatar

164. while in school you wonder why genghis khan didnt just build courthouses and theatres to keep his kingdom from rebelling and costing so much

164. while in school you wonder why genghis khan didnt just build courthouses and theatres to keep his kingdom from rebelling and costing so much
The real 164: You wonder why you thought about it instead of CFC. :mischief:

You dont finish reviewing the civs because you were too busy discussing strategy in the 2 MTDGs.
165: You actually do review all 31 civs, AND discuss strategy, but lose your job for not showing up for 71 days.

The Ninja :ninja:

166: You are so busy reading and posting in other threads you haven't even posted here yet.

167: You have three papers due in the morning, its 3AM and your posting on CFC.

168. You view the lack of removal of this thread to Forum Games as a triumph of 'the people'. Then you don your Che Guevara wig and dance Carnevale in the street.

169. You spend so much time in Off-Topic you're almost ready to debate the above poster about Che Guevera.

170. You veer off to a debate about Creationism and Evolution, which goes even more off topic to a debate of US politics and comparing modern America to Nazi Germany.

171. The Babe thread is the closest you'll ever get to a hot female.

172. You collect CFC quotes, and have made several posts celebrating your favourites. :shifty:

173. Whenever you hear the word "Hitler," you're first reaction is "not again!"

174. Even your Mothers' Day cards obey Godwin's Law.

175. You are honored, when someone mentions you in the quote thread. (me)

176. You then try to get quoted many more times. (Not me)

177. You see perfection and winner as names, not words.

178# You're now on the UNESCO list.

179. You skipped school in order to find time for NESes.

180. NES is no longer equated with "old" for you.

181. NES now means long threads. Very long threads.

182. NES does not refer to an early Nintendo Console.

183. You try to extort a technologically backwards first grader's lunch money in the name of funding.

184. Your chair has a permanent imprint in the shape of your ass.

185. You start hate campaigns against other sections of the forum for reasons even you don't know. (Guilty :blush:)

176. You then try to get quoted many more times. (Not me)

186. You invade serious threads and make pointless one-liners in the hope of getting quoted. (Guilty again :blush:)

187# Your parents refrain you from using the internet. (Guilty)
188# You kill them. (NOT Guilty)

189. Your math teacher has come to terms with the fact that you will not learn before you can log on and take a look at the forum games.

190. (I did this just now.) When you see a spam thread in Off-Topic and a moderator (Whomp) on duty, you start tracking his actions as he deals with the thread (by viewing his user profile) while accompanying the whole thing with a commentary in your head, spoken in a nasal Howard Cosell voice. ("He's viewing the site index, and you have to say the situation is looking dire for this thread now.")

...who said 'freak'? :mad:

191. You find yourself trying to make a biography for EVERY SINGLE CFC MEMBER.

192. You get most of your funny quotes from CFC members.

193# You're about to write a book about CFC.

194. You accidentally said something and your immediate reaction is to look for an edit button.

185. You start hate campaigns against other sections of the forum for reasons even you don't know. (Guilty :blush:)



186. You invade serious threads and make pointless one-liners in the hope of getting quoted. (Guilty again :blush:)195. You care enough to defend against these hateful assaults!

191. You find yourself trying to make a biography for EVERY SINGLE CFC MEMBER.How's that going?

You remember the times when:

196. Pasi was a conservative bible-thumphing christian
197. Mobboss was a flaming hippie with long hair
198. The post count of Perfection was 0

and thats all I could think of.

199. You skip doing homework to look at the forums.
200. You convinced friends to join the forums. (I did, 3 friends)
201. You confuse ruling a country in an NES and a country in real life.

202# You have posted a picture of yourself.

198. The post count of Perfection was 0


HOLY CRAP THERE WAS A TIME WHEN perfection's POSTCOUNT WAS ZERO??????

HOLY CRAP THERE WAS A TIME WHEN perfection's POSTCOUNT WAS ZERO??????

I use to have a higher post count than him (and by a bit of a margin), and I joined shortly after he did.

When he surpassed me, I accused him of being a spammer. Another poster pointed out that I joined later, so I was the spammer. I then said that Perfection did not post much at first, but then took off. Perfection then agreed with me, probably to get +1 post.

This is all off of memory, though.

203. You feel everything will eventually end up as a contest of passions.

204# You have made the US government shut down CFC!

205. OMG TEH FORUMZ R DOWN! I need to cut myself! /angst

206 (205.5). Every time the forums are down, you become emo (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Emo) and start cutting yourself.

207. You think "social life" is a new Mod for cIV, or a new kind of civics for cIV.

208# What the hell is "Civ"?

in school when they ask "hey, do you have a myspace?" you say "no. I have a civfanatics acount." without a single drop of remorse

209. You don't play Civ because you post on CFC a lot.

210: you only post in OT, and nothing todo with civ at all.

when you get out of the shower, you causally just sit down and check your CFC. Right there.

or is that just me?

212: You click 'My Account' every 5 minutes to see if people have replied to your threads.

213# You laugh quietly all the time when you think of stuff posted on CFC. (guilty)

213# You laugh quietly all the time when you think of stuff posted on CFC. (guilty)

Me too... :blush:

Guilty of 212 and 213.

214. You begin a campaign in real life to close down Apolyton.
215. You think CFC is heaven and Thunderfall is God. (Which in the sense of CFC, its true)
216. You tried to visit every single member of CFC
217. You accomplished 216.
218. You are guilty of every single thing in this thread.

You haven't visited me. :cries:

Oh yes I have, but you've never heard of me, until I came here. I remember your face. ;)

Okay, what's my real name then? :p I know no New Yorkers.

you post messages in lunch break in school (doing it right now)

220. When on vacation in Disney you take time out each day to think "I bet I know what movie is up on the 'Which Film Is This Still From?' thread."

221# You never go on vacation.
222# You die in five seconds because of starvation.

Okay, what's my real name then? :p I know no New Yorkers.

Perhaps not, but we know all about you... not that we are watching you every move or anything. ;)

223# No matter where you are or what you are doing, strategies and story ideas for the latest NES are on your mind
224# NESing has dropped your grades

225# When you answer the phone, you say: "Swedishguy, the fanathical atheist, at your service!"

You actually do that!? :confused:

226. You meet up with other CFC members. :mischief:

you have atleast three points for miscunduct

@Zarn and Carmen- How many fingers am I holding up... :p

@Swedishguy- About half of the people in Sweden are Swedishguys though. :p

228. you memorized all the civ abreviations and inside jokes.

229# You are worshipping Swedishguy as is proper.

230# You resurrect this thread.

231. You have a dream involving Swedishguy, Ansar, Knubb last night, and some other fuzzy CFCers you cannot identify

232. When you hear about the damage done by Chlorofluorocarbon to the ozone layer, you keep yelling that CFC is perfectly ecologic. ;)

233. you have a shortcut just to skip the home page of CFC so you can go straight to the forums
234. CFC is your homepage

^ 234 was posted before.... :)

234. You bought a computer just for viewing CFC, and a separate one for all other needs.

235. The only reason you installed a T1 line was to browse the forums more quickly.

236. All your friends are here

237. You been on 50 Chat

238. Because of Thelastone, your now a firm supporter of poland in the game

239# You've gained a deep hatred for poles.
240# You've gained a deep hatred for swedes.

241# You've read through all the 240 preceding one-liners, so your sure you're not repeating one that has already been said.

242: You read all of these points so many times that you can point out when someone has repeated one.

The Ninja :ninja:

243: After leaving your PC on CFC, you plug uour ethernet cable up your ass just to browse in bed.

244: Your Family knows whats going on in your NES

245: Your cousin can recite the names of every nation in your Nes

246: Your cousin thinks Lord Iggy is cool

247) You've had so much penguin propaganda fed to you that you now think Lord_Iggy is cool. :p

248# You never go to work/school.

249: Guys like Swedishguy make that type of sig.

250: you steal your friend's, mom's, dad's, sibling's, etc clothes whenever you make a new avatar.

251: You still call My Account your User CP.

252: It's 1am on a school/work night, yet you keep checking your User CP for any updates to your subscribed threads.

253: At 3am you've just played a couple of hours of civ and you have to check your User CP and either respond or at least look at all new posts that have occurred in those threads whilst playing civ.

254# Same as 253, but you don't play civ.

244: Your Family knows whats going on in your NES

245: Your cousin can recite the names of every nation in your Nes

246: Your cousin thinks Lord Iggy is coolCool!

247) You've had so much penguin propaganda fed to you that you now think Lord_Iggy is cool. :pMwahahahahaaa!

233. you have a shortcut just to skip the home page of CFC so you can go straight to the forums


Ahem, well, you see...

I don't even bother with all forums; the quicklink button on my Firefox tab at home (the first one, before even my email) goes straight to OT.

#255 You can recite every character, country, item, place, ect. in your last ten stories

256# You're on CFC when you're supposed to do homework!

#257 You think CFC is homework.
#258 You get help with your homework from CFC.

#259 You think that CFC is the best place to ask medical advice(not guilty, but many are).

260. CFC is the last thing you check before you go to work.
262. CFC is the first thing you check once you get to work.

263. You keep a browser window open to CFC all day at work.

264. Your sister has a crush on a CFC user (lord Iggy)

264. Your sister has a crush on a CFC user (lord Iggy)

Mathilda-AVN style?

265. Most of your world view is formed on CFC.

266# Your entire world view is based on CFC.

#267 Your entire world is based on CFC.
#268 You turn your mail to your PM box.

45. When you are talking to a hot girl, you are thinking about how to describe the encounter in the latest "girls" thread.

oh dear. I'm going to go and talk to her properly now.

269) You spend your free time shouting anti-NES slogans at the penguins in the local zoo.

270# You start saying ROFL in everyday speech.
271# You don't have everyday speech.

You know I'm guilty of 270 at my school. ;)

And I keep on calling everybody n00bs. :D

272. CFC is your real life.

273. Real life is your CFC.

274# CFC is your CFC (What's real life? :huh:)

275. Real life: www.educationalsimulations.com

276: You ask for advises 'bout how to live, get a girlfriend and othe stuff like this, here, in CFC. (ME!)

277# You don't really care about that stuff. You should spend more time on CFC!

278) You put a fake name in your custom user title and pretend it is your own, to hide the obvious fact that you aren't even Swedish at all and your whole CFC persona is a sham, being, as you are, a 38-year-old plumber from Ljubljana. With one eye. And seventeen cats.

279) Ljubljana is real to you, because it was mentioned on CFC.

280) Your god is Thunderfall, and your official address is CFC!

281# Thunderfall? Pfft. He's just a false god, dedicated to evil!!! The real god is Knubb.