View Full Version : jackass!:who is the dumbest man or women in the world?


philippe
Apr 07, 2002, 09:24 AM
who is the dumbest man or women of the world??????

allhailIndia
Apr 07, 2002, 11:55 AM
No doubt about it, Dubyaman is the dumbest man!!!:p :p

History_Buff
Apr 07, 2002, 04:38 PM
I know quite a few people in Alberta that are way worse trhan those people, and I also ask that you add some Canadian Politicians, such as Ralph Klien, Mike Harris, Joe Clark, or Jean Chretian, Paul Martin. All of those people are pretty dumb.

philippe
Apr 07, 2002, 08:41 PM
i dont know anything about canada so i dont know if they are dumb.

and WOW i got 2 votes!!!!mayby I will be president!!!!!!
:crazyeye: :crazyeye: :crazyeye: :crazyeye:

Kefka
Apr 08, 2002, 12:05 AM
well I would say that some one who mispells a name like that -----------> britney spaers is pretty dumb ;)

philippe
Apr 08, 2002, 12:13 AM
euh i thought spears was typed that way

Dell19
Apr 08, 2002, 05:49 AM
Your just asking for votes if you put your name on a poll like that...:rolleyes:

scorch
Apr 08, 2002, 07:25 AM
i wish i had 3000 votes

duke o' york
Apr 08, 2002, 07:57 AM
Just give away the drilling rights in your back garden to multinational corporations and they will probably be able to get you that many votes if that's all you wanted in return. It has worked for others and can work for you too!

philippe
Apr 08, 2002, 08:20 AM
that you could vote for me was a joke but now i am winning.
waw!bush jr now I am president.ahahahahahaah!!!
i wil conquer antartica!but watch out for the penguin army!
:crazyeye: :crazyeye: :crazyeye: :crazyeye: :crazyeye: :crazyeye:

Juize
Apr 08, 2002, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by philippe
that you could vote for me was a joke but now i am winning.
waw!bush jr now I am president.ahahahahahaah!!!
i wil conquer antartica!but watch out for the penguin army!
:crazyeye: :crazyeye: :crazyeye: :crazyeye: :crazyeye: :crazyeye:

Are you begging votes :confused:

How old are you (Hint, HINT! :p )

Richard III
Apr 08, 2002, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by History_Buff
I know quite a few people in Alberta that are way worse trhan those people, and I also ask that you add some Canadian Politicians, such as Ralph Klien, Mike Harris, Joe Clark, or Jean Chretian, Paul Martin. All of those people are pretty dumb.

Sorry, no dice. I can say from frontline personal experience that only one of them is dumb.

One is a son of a ***** who disguises how smart he is.
One is not educated, but very shrewd.
One is dull and weak but not dumb.
One is arrogant and indifferent, but damned clever in a dirty pool sort of way.

Sorry. That leaves only one moron.

R.III

Kefka
Apr 08, 2002, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by Juize


Are you begging votes :confused:

How old are you (Hint, HINT! :p )
just look at his profile and do a little math and you find out.
or was that a retorical question?

Cunobelin Of Hippo
Apr 08, 2002, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by Richard III


Sorry, no dice. I can say from frontline personal experience that only one of them is dumb.

One is a son of a ***** who disguises how smart he is.
One is not educated, but very shrewd.
One is dull and weak but not dumb.
One is arrogant and indifferent, but damned clever in a dirty pool sort of way.

Sorry. That leaves only one moron.

R.III

Okay...1)Harris 2)Klein 3)Martin 4)Chretien (duh...) and your moron is...Clark!

Am I right? :D

Kefka
Apr 08, 2002, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by Cunobelin Of Hippo


Okay...1)Harris 2)Klein 3)Martin 4)Chretien (duh...) and your moron is...Clark!

Am I right? :D
ahh your deductive resoning is ......... horrible :p
everyone knows the anwsers are
1)cheech
2)Bill Gates
3)David spade
4)Mike Tyson
so your moron is definetly Tim Brewer!

philippe
Apr 15, 2002, 02:28 PM
now i conquered antartica but the pinguins killed my modern armor......so i got some warriors and i litarrely kicked some pinguins ass:crazyeye: :crazyeye: :crazyeye: but i can assure u watch out for their mouth it really hurts when you are gote a bite in your bum
but now i will crush gfuyfguigyduofkgyfdkgykudfgyhlkghdkghfghgdklghfjkg hfgdkghdlkjghdgkhfglkjghkfjghsdflkhhgljfsghgflhfhg sf hey where the hell lays that land?
scorche in holland pot is legalized

Dell19
Apr 16, 2002, 11:16 AM
Is it just me or does the last post, not make any sense?

philippe
Apr 16, 2002, 11:28 AM
its you

Kefka
Apr 16, 2002, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by Dell19
Is it just me or does the last post, not make any sense?
he is just trying to get more votes for himself ;)

philippe
Apr 17, 2002, 12:03 AM
but i dont think i can win because i am not suported by international companys(IN YOUR FACE BESH JR.EUH I MEAN BUSH JR.)bush got a miljard dollars from microsoft
bush got 500 miljoen dollars from a tobacco company
bush won.america is corrupted.
america is not a free country
you get sued all the time by morons that want your money

Juize
Apr 17, 2002, 01:08 AM
Philippe is 2 months older than me. :D

philippe
Apr 17, 2002, 05:29 AM
well juize i guess you are a super-genius then
with the brain that is even bigger than einstein and edison

Juize
Apr 17, 2002, 06:09 AM
Originally posted by philippe
well juize i guess you are a super-genius then
with the brain that is even bigger than einstein and edison

Damn right. :D


(THE BEST THING TO DEAL WITH SARCASM IS TO NOT UNDERSTAND IT :D :p )

Dominix
Apr 17, 2002, 07:34 AM
Not understand it, uh right...

philippe
Apr 17, 2002, 10:58 AM
i am really surprised i got so many votes i putted that in as a joke but now its like everyone votes on it

Dell19
Apr 17, 2002, 11:01 AM
Originally posted by philippe
i am really surprised i got so many votes i putted that in as a joke but now its like everyone votes on it

It proves that you think you are stupid, so we all vote for you...Also you spam too much.

Juize
Apr 17, 2002, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by philippe
i am really surprised i got so many votes i putted that in as a joke but now its like everyone votes on it

Spelling is also an option.

Ha ha ha - it's funny to call newbies 'stupid', they take it usually seriously, flame the whole
forum, get banned, and commit a suicide... wait, eh... no...

Zwelgje
Apr 18, 2002, 09:54 AM
Hey Philippe, I saw that Bush had one vote more than you but don't worry I fixed that for you!

No, no, no, you don't need to thank me, it was a pleasure for me too. ;)

Simon Darkshade
Apr 18, 2002, 10:33 AM
Another vote for phillipe!:D

Cure for being dumb: Seal mouth, and restrain typing fingers, and think first. Think a lot.:D

Beam
Apr 18, 2002, 10:52 AM
And that is one more nail in the coffin (or in the mouth or through the fingers, whatever). At least philippe is clearly more stupid then George W right now.

ainwood
Apr 18, 2002, 11:00 AM
Using Phillipes deductive reasoning on the "are Americans stupid" thread, I can now conclude that around 2 billion people think that Phillipe is, in fact, the world's stupidest man.

Beam
Apr 18, 2002, 11:09 AM
I have only one concern left: will Philippe get an absolute majority as only real leaders in their field are able to achieve?

philippe
Apr 18, 2002, 12:46 PM
they say the most stupid people rule the world
so prepare for philippe!the new ruler of the world!

Simon Darkshade
Apr 18, 2002, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by philippe
they say the most stupid people rule the world
so prepare for philippe!the new ruler of the world!

Sorry, only stupid people say that.:p
You may go back to bed now, boy.:p ;)

philippe
Apr 18, 2002, 01:51 PM
SIRE YES SIRE!

knowltok2
Apr 19, 2002, 06:54 AM
Originally posted by philippe
i dont know anything about canada ...


Wow. What wonderous generalized conclusions I could draw about the youth of Europe with this one. Oh wait, that wouldn't make any sense. This one individual certainly does't represent millions. There is no logical way I could draw any generalized conclusions from this.

Wow, in reflection, I can't even draw a conclusion about the issuer of this statement. His admitted lack of knowledge about one nation in the world doesn't indicate his general level of knowledge about the world or it people.

Well, if I can't draw any generalized conclusions I can at least comment on this thread: Shocking it survives even in the humor forum, but I would think that it is doing wonders for Juize's relative image. ;)

Fez_Monk
May 06, 2002, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by philippe
they say the most stupid people rule the world
so prepare for philippe!the new ruler of the world!

Guess who I voted for. :rolleyes:

EmperorSnefix
May 09, 2002, 04:03 PM
I know it's rather unusual for an Evil Emperor like myself to say something like this... But I'm worried. This guy seems to have the IQ of a crack whore in Amsterdam. I know this can't be typical of the European people(I hope), considering he is just a single youth in Belgium(supposedly).

No what really has me worried is that he already has a higher post count that me. I mean, I used to pride myself on having no life, but this guy puts me to shame.

But not even shame to stop being evil... "Executor, arm nine nuclear missles and set them to wipe out all of Belgium. I want a new parking lot."

TheDuckOfFlanders
May 10, 2002, 05:51 AM
But not even shame to stop being evil... "Executor, arm nine nuclear missles and set them to wipe out all of Belgium. I want a new parking lot."

You don't need nine nukes to wipe out Belgium ,one will do more than wipe out belgium alone.

And on Philippe ,i make a difference between stupid and impulsive. :rolleyes:

But his posting speed worries me though ,from the profile of Philippe:
"511 (10.97 posts per day)"

At this rate he will have beaten everybody in pc by the end of the year. :eek:

And the way he does it is pretty smart ,he post thread's wich demand a reaction by other poster's on him ,and so he has the right to reply every time.

So who is dumb here ,Philippe ,or those that react on Philippe and that will be beaten in PC by him in no time?

By the way i voted Bush. ;)

duke o' york
May 10, 2002, 06:41 AM
I don't care who's top of the spam competition rankings but I'd just like to point out that if phillipe gets more posts than Lefty then he will be threatened with a "floppa" if you know what I mean ;). Not that Lefty's mean or vindictive in any way of course.... oh, yeah it's Lefty isn't it! He's all of those things and much much more baby!

EmperorSnefix
May 10, 2002, 04:03 PM
You don't need nine nukes to wipe out Belgium ,one will do more than wipe out belgium alone.

This is true. But if something goes wrong with one of them I'd hate to think that Belgium wasn't taken out. Besides in the world of Evil Emperor Snefix there is no such thing as overkill.

charimon
May 12, 2002, 04:11 PM
:eek: so...many...hard...choices........I was torn between: all the boybands, Osama Bin Ladin, brittny, bush and bill gates, I had to comprimise with brittney spears. Gates is rich. so he can't be too dumb. If i said "boybands" then a mob of screaming girls would attack me. Osama is a leader to a group of stupid people. if this means he's the smartest moron or the dumbest i'm not sure. And brittney is a no talent, i admit cute, blonde, movie star-wannabe...there. Oh yeah...bush. well he's the leader of the US so they had better hope he's not the dumbest in the world...

Beam
May 12, 2002, 04:47 PM
Good theory, but you are just missing the point of this thread! :lol: :lol:

duke o' york
May 13, 2002, 03:17 AM
Originally posted by charimon
.....a mob of screaming girls would attack me....

Yeah, Lefty has this problem too. :lol: